THE MIDNIGHT FLIGHT OF PAUL REVERE

I wasn't going to do this. Even a clueless, classless buffoon is entitled to a verbal slip now and again. But you know what? Screw it. And him.

THE MIDNIGHT FLIGHT OF PAUL REVERE

Listen my children, and I'll tell your faces
The flight of Paul Revere and his Battle Aces
With Jefferson’s airplane and jet fighters all go
They strafed the British all the way to Heathrow
Though the redcoats fought back with anti-aircraft machine
Revere’s Aces lit the skies with twilight’s last gleam
Revere’s flyboys made this new country stand proud
As they buried the redcoats in a great mushroom cloud
The mushroom roar was red, white and blue
Cornwallis surrendered, the British were through
We look back on those days of our Minutemen flying...
No! Shut out the noise of our president lying
And forget this sham of colonial airports secured
The fake news of a warrior felled by bone spurs
A space force is next, but you know what to do
Shut out all distractions, and for God’s sake VOTE BLUE