
Most folks are familiar with Six Degrees Of
Kevin Bacon, the concept that actor Kevin Bacon can be connected to just about anyone by no more than six degrees of separation. The idea of six degrees of separation--that anyone on the planet can be connected to any other person within six degrees of separation, or less--predates its specific link to the star of
Footloose. But I've always thought about applying the idea to fictional characters, and trying to connect a figure from the imaginary world with other famous made-up people, and with some real-life people, as well.
My favorite fictional character is
Batman. So let's play Six Degrees Of Batman!
When playing this game with a fictional figure, it's important to understand a few parameters. First and foremost, one must separate the character from actors who've played the role. There has been a long list of people who've played Batman on screen, from
Lewis Wilson to
Adam West to
Ben Affleck, with many more Batguys in between. But these were all just actors playing a role; working on a film with
Christian Bale would put you no closer to Batman than shaking
Hal Holbrook's hand would put you one degree of separation from
Abraham Lincoln.
On the other hand,
all of a character's official appearances in comic books, movies, TV shows, radio shows, books, and what-have-you are fair game, regardless of whether or not that appearance is considered in continuity. Fanfic doesn't count, but Batman's team-up with the
Scooby-Doo gang does.
The increasing prevalence of inter-company crossovers has increased our opportunities to link seemingly disparate figures. With the number of
DC Comics/
Marvel Comics crossovers that have been published, we won't even bother detailing links between Batman and members of the Marvel Universe; hell,
JLA/Avengers by itself puts most Marvel characters within a degree or two of the Caped Crusader right there. But let's see what we can come up with, and I invite you to submit more of your own ideas, as well.


BATMAN TO JACK NICHOLSON: 3 degrees
We start with this one to illustrate that Nicholson's portrayal of
The Joker in the 1989
Batman film has no effect on his degrees of separation with our hero. In fact, Nicholson achieved his proximity to Batman way back in 1968. One of Batman's oldest foes is
The Penguin (one degree); actor
Burgess Meredith, who played The Penguin on TV, also appeared--in character, as The Penguin--in an episode of
The Monkees (two degrees); The Monkees played themselves on their TV series (meaning there is no distinction between their TV characters and the real-life
Micky Dolenz,
Davy Jones,
Peter Tork, and
Michael Nesmith), and later worked on their dark 'n' brilliant feature film
Head with then-unknown actor Jack Nicholson (three degrees). [As a side-note, I wanna point out that if I were to ever write a
Batman '66 Meets The Monkees story, it would for damned sure investigate why The Penguin was watching The Monkees play and snickering to himself, and how it all connected with the evil hypnotist Oraculo, The Monkees' adversary in that episode. I betcha both
Catwoman and
Wizard Glick were involved somehow, and I further betcha Catwoman's look-alike
April Conquest would play a key role.]

BATMAN TO ADAM WEST: 3 degrees
No degrees. Wait--no! While West
is Batman to many, it's actually a bit more circuitous to connect the actor to the role he played. Oddly enough, you've gotta go through the actor who played
Louie the Lilac on the
Batman TV series: Mr. Television,
Milton Berle. Batman met
Jerry Lewis in
The Adventures Of Jerry Lewis # 97, a licensed comic book published by DC, featuring the fictionalized exploits of the titular lovable lunkhead (one degree); the real-life Jerry also appeared on several occasions with Milton Berle (two degrees); and West worked with Berle on
Batman (three degrees).

BATMAN TO THE RAMONES: 3 degrees
An easy one! Batman met Marvel's
The Punisher in a DC-Marvel crossover (one degree); The Punisher also met America's typical teen
Archie in a Marvel-Archie crossover (two degrees); recently, Archie met the American Beatles, the greatest American rock 'n' roll band of all time, in the epic comic book
Archie Meets Ramones (three degrees). That same path through Riverdale also gets Batman to
KISS and the
New Directions kids on
Glee. If the rumored Batman-Archie crossover appears next year, everything here will shave off one degree.

BATMAN TO THE DICKIES:
Batman's connection to these California punks predates his connection to The Ramones by nearly three decades. Batman to
Superman (one degree); Superman met
Don Rickles in
Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen # 139 and 141 (two degrees); Rickles worked with The Dickies on an episode of his late '70s sitcom
CPO Sharkey.

BATMAN TO THE LONE RANGER: 2 degrees
This one got a little easier with the recent publication of a comic book mini-series teaming an aging Lone Ranger with his great grand-nephew
The Green Hornet; prior to that, we would have needed one extra degree of separation (The Lone Ranger's nephew, The Green Hornet's father,
Dan Reid) to complete the connection. Batman and Robin met The Green Hornet and Kato on a TV-series two-parter in 1967, and again in a more recent comic-book sequel (one degree); then, The Green Hornet to The Lone Ranger (two degrees). A longer route that's still worth noting: Batman to fellow JLA members Superman
and
Wonder Woman (one degree); either of those heroes to the kids from
The Brady Bunch, who met both the Man of Steel and the Amazon Princess in separate episodes of the animated series
The Brady Kids (two degrees); and The Brady Kids also met a time-traveling Lone Ranger (three degrees).
BATMAN TO BOB DYLAN: 4 degrees
There may be a way to cut this short by a degree, but for now: Batman to his pal Superman (one degree); Superman to his pal
Muhammed Ali, the co-stars of a terrific one-shot comic book
Superman Vs. Muhammed Ali (two degrees); Ali to
The Beatles, who did a photo op with the champ in '64 (three degrees); and The Beatles certainly knew Bob Dylan, and Dylan joined
George Harrison as a member of
The Traveling Wilburys (four degrees).

BATMAN TO POPEYE: four degrees
The King Features characters, from
Blondie to
Prince Valiant, have generally been a closed circle, with few if any opportunities to connect with characters outside of King's domain. I'm only aware of one exception, but that one is all we need. We start with Batman to Superman (one degree); in
Captain Action # 1, Superman met the titular Ideal Toys action-figure character (two degrees); Captain Action met King Features'
The Phantom in a two-issue comics mini-series published by
Moonstone, the only instance I can recall of a King character appearing with a non-King character (three degrees); and The Phantom appeared with Popeye (and virtually all of the other King characters, including
Flash Gordon,
Mandrake the Magician, and
Little Iodine) in
Popeye Meets The Man Who Hated Laughter, an animated TV movie aired in 1972 as an episode of the Saturday morning series
The ABC Saturday Superstar Movie (four degrees).

BATMAN TO PRINCE: 5 degrees
The late, great Prince did the soundtrack to the 1989
Batman movie, but this one was a challenge. I thought I had a complicated but brilliant set of degrees lined up, going back from Prince to actress
Zooey Deschanel (Prince guest-starred on her sitcom,
The New Girl), to
Parkey Posey (who also appeared on
The New Girl), to
Noel Neill (
Lois Lane on TV's
The Adventures Of Superman, but who also appeared with Posey in the film
Superman Returns), to...damn, I couldn't get from Noel Neill to the actual Superman character. I also tried to get from Batman to Prince via
Scooby-Doo TV guest roles for Batman and
Sonny & Cher, but couldn't get from Cher to Prince, either. So, instead: repeat our previous sequence of Batman to The Punisher to Archie to KISS (three degrees); KISS bassist
Gene Simmons starred with singer/actress
Vanity (whom I thought was the hottest girl on the whole friggin' planet at one point in the '80s) in the film
Never Too Young To Die (four degrees); and Vanity was, of course, a protege of Prince (five degrees).
BATMAN TO DICK TRACY: 2 degrees [presumed]
A proposed Batman-Dick Tracy crossover comic book was killed in development. But a recent episode of the
Dick Tracy newspaper strip hinted at an upcoming appearance by the late
Will Eisner's classic hero
The Spirit, and Batman and The Spirit have met. So: Batman to The Spirit (one degree); The Spirit to Dick Tracy (two degrees). If the presumed Dick Tracy-Spirit meeting actually does happen, it would also create a path from Batman to
Little Orphan Annie, who has been a frequent supporting character in
Dick Tracy.

BATMAN TO GILLIGAN'S ISLAND: 3 degrees
Batman to Scooby-Doo (one degree); Scooby-Doo to
The Harlem Globetrotters, who also made an animated guest appearance with the Scoobies (two degrees); the Globetrotters to our favorite cast o' castaways in the TV movie
The Harlem Globetrotters On Gilligan's Island (three degrees).

BATMAN TO THE CHARACTERS ON MAD ABOUT YOU: 3 degrees
Batman rescued British singing sensations
Chad & Jeremy from the clutches of Catwoman on a episode of the
Batman TV series (one degree); Chad & Jeremy were cited as "close friends" by British singing sensations
The Redcoats (played by Chad & Jeremy) The Redcoats appeared on
The Alan Brady Show in an episode of
The Dick Van Dyke Show (two degrees); TV legend Alan Brady was interviewed by
Paul Buchman on an episode of
Mad About You (three degrees).

BATMAN TO JAMES BOND: 4 degrees
Convoluted, but we'll get there. Batman to
Spider-Man, via a few DC-Marvel crossovers (one degree); Spider-Man to fellow Marvel star
Shang-Chi, Master of Kung Fu (two degrees); Shang-Chi to his associate
Clive Reston (three degrees); in many
Master Of Kung Fu stories, Reston often made references to older members of his family, giving the strong (but never explicit) implication that he was descended from
Sherlock Holmes, and the son of James Bond (four degrees). This connection also brings
John Steed and
Mrs. Peel--aka
The Avengers--within five degrees of separation from James Bond, via the recent comic book series
Batman '66 Meets The Avengers. Finally, the TV movie
The Return Of The Man From U.N.C.L.E. included a cameo by
George Lazenby as 007, giving Batman six degrees of separation from
Napolean Solo and
Ilya Kuryakin. (And, through Shang-Chi, Batman is separated from Shangi-Chi's father--the insidious
Dr. Fu Manchu--by just three degrees.)

BATMAN TO CARL CAFARELLI: 3 degrees
I'm BATMAN! Well, presuming I'm not really Batman--believe what you will--let's see how close I can get. I've met Adam West, KISS, and both Micky Dolenz and Peter Tork at meet-n-greets, I interviewed The Ramones, and I once asked
Ringo Starr a question at a press conference. The two Monkees gets me the closest to Gotham City: Batman to The Penguin to The Monkees to
Boppin' (Like The Hip Folks Do) in three degrees of separation. That's probably the best I can do until someone writes
Tom Kenny or
The Flashcubes into a Batman story. Or if I were to write
Batman '66 Meets The Monkees. It could happen! Or not....
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