Tuesday, July 31, 2018

Rankin' (Like The Hip Folks Do): My 25 Favorite Posts



Tomorrow will bring Boppin' (Like The Hip Folks Do) # 1000. Today, my 999th blog post is a countdown of my 25 favorite Bops to date. This list only reflects material I've written since January of 2016, when I got the odd notion that I should start writing a daily blog; it doesn't count anything I wrote previously and then exhumed for Boppin', so no Goldmine, liner notes gigs, book contributions, nor anything else older'n the dawn of this blog. It's my hope that, when I look back at a later date, tomorrow's 1000th post will be high up on the list.

HONORABLE MENTION



I would be remiss if I didn't make note of my first blog post: David Bowie: Dear David. This was written in the immediate aftermath of David Bowie's sudden passing. I was surprised by how much I was affected by Bowie's death, and I poured all of that emotion into this open letter to ol' Ziggy Stardust. My daughter was in England, spending a semester in London; in retrospect, I wonder if the ocean between us factored into my melancholy. I wrote the piece as commentary for the January 17th, 2016 edition of This Is Rock 'n' Roll Radio with Dana & Carl. I decided I also wanted to use it to start a brand new blog--a daily blog--which commenced on 1/18/16.

BUBBLING UNDER




Bubbling just under my Top 25, the last three out were A Letter To My 17-Year Old Self and the statements of intent I'm In Love With A Sound and Where I Think I Am.
     
MY TOP 25

25. Five Songs I've Loved (Nearly) My Entire Life



A big difference between freelancing and blogging is that freelancers carry out assignments and, as a blogger, I write whatever I happen to feel like writing. I blur the line a lot. I had a lot of freedom as a Goldmine freelancer, and I try to bring some level of professionalism to what I create here. This piece was written to order for the blog Love Letters 2 Rock N Roll, and it's a satisfying look back at the roots of my music obsessions.

24. Comic Book Retroview: DC 100-Page Super Spectaculars


My first freelance writing sales were to comics prozines, beginning with Amazing Heroes in 1984. I stopped writing about comics around...1989? Something like that, maybe earlier, maybe later. I still love comics, especially superhero comics, and Boppin' has given me an opportunity to write about 'em again. This history and reminiscence of DC Comics' 100-Page Super Spectaculars in the '70s was originally posted in nine chapters, and subsequently collected as one post.

23. Farewell, My Four-Wheeled Friend



It's funny how much emotion we attach to things. I had my 2006 Ford Focus for 11 years, and that's a lot of time to build up some memories.

22. TIRnRR # 4, Track By Track: The Complete Supplemental Liner Notes



Promoting an independently-released pop compilation CD is no easy task, especially given the decline in CD sales overall. My TIRnRR co-host Dana Bonn and I are very, very proud of our 2017 compilation This Is Rock 'n' Roll Radio, Volume 4, and I was trying to think of ways to generate a buzz about it without spending any more of the money I didn't have. I hit upon the cockamamie notion of supplementing the disc's liner notes with a 30-part (!!) track-by-track discussion. Yeah, that's nuts. But I did it! And it's pretty good, I say, a nice examination of our relationship with each of the acts on the CD. Almost a year later, we're nearing the break-even point. (And, by the way, BUY THE CD!)

21. Movies In My Mind: Jukebox Express (1958)



My fondness of this piece is matched only by Google's disdain for it; the post is continually flagged as "empty content." Man, everybody's a freakin' critic. Jukebox Express was born from a random thought that occurred to me as I was watching The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, a wonderful TV series about a fictional late '50s female stand-up comic. The series mixes its make-believe characters with real-life figures like Lenny Bruce, but seeing Jane Lynch's portrayal of the fictional comedy star Sophie Lennon sparked my imagination to ask: what if Sophie Lennon worked on a project alongside Troy Chesterfield, the likewise-fictional thespian played by Peter Scolari in That Thing You Do! (the greatest movie ever made)? My mind percolated with this idea of a film--specifically, a late '50s rock 'n' roll jukebox flick--created by people who never really existed. Hijinks ensued! I conjured this magic piece of pure fluff, a make-believe movie produced, written, directed, and made by make-believe characters we've seen in real movies, TV shows, comic books, et al. It was enormous fun to do, and a guide to the fictional players can be seen here.

20. Virtual Ticket Stub Gallery: My First Flashcubes Show



Music can mean so much to us, more even than our enjoyment of the songs themselves. Blog series like Virtual Ticket Stub Gallery provide a platform for me to explore some of the live rock 'n' roll shows I've seen, to discuss the attendant emotions, and (as always) to document where I thought I was and what that place looked like on that day. The Flashcubes remain one of my all-time top groups; my story with them started here.

19. Virtual Ticket Stub Gallery: The Beatles Live 1976



The only fictional Virtual Ticket Stub Gallery so far, and the only one where your friendly blogger isn't a character. When I was a teenager, I read a couple of issues of a magazine called Welcome Back, Beatles, which imagined Beatles reunion scenarios. I'll put my "Beatles Get Back!" story against any of those any day.

18. The Monkees: Welcome To The Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame



The Monkees' 2016 album Good Times! was so good, and so well-received, that many of us fooled ourselves into thinking The Monkees would finally achieve the long-overdue recognition of being inducted into The Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame. We were kidding ourselves. Before that euphoric illusion faded away, I wrote this fantasy of a speech inducting Micky, Davy, Peter, and Michael into the RnRHOF.  (I also came out of reviewer retirement long enough to write about the album: The Monkees' Good Times Review)

17. BRIGHT LIGHTS! 2016



In 2014, Dana and I hosted the first edition of Bright Lights!, a live club show reuniting a few of our many favorite acts from the late '70s/early '80s Syracuse punk/power pop/new wave scene. We returned for another go two years later, and I chronicled the events surrounding the 2016 show in a five-part report. I remain particularly pleased with the first part, which was an attempt to create an idealized summary of that scene with a story of an imaginary boy and girl who met at a Flashcubes show in 1978. Here's to bright lights that never fade.

16. The JACK MYSTERY Story



I have never managed to sell any of my fiction, and I haven't even tried to sell any of it in decades. This three-part recollection of a superhero character I created as a kid in the '60s traces the evolution of an idea, from the hero who starred in my scribbled homemade comics when I was in grade school, through the newspaper strip serial I wrote and drew as an art class project in eighth grade, to the (I think) potentially interesting reboot and revamp I concocted as a twenty-something in the '80s.

15. Groove Gratitude (A Gift Of Music): The White Album



What I said above about our emotional tethers to live concerts applies equally to our relationships with specific records. My White Album story dovetails with events I recalled in a separate piece called The Monkees Bring The Summer: A Girl I Knew Somewhere.

14. Diamonds Are Forever



Baseball and me. See also: family, growing up, trying, falling short, victory, loss, and memories of my Dad. Batter up.

13. The Undersea World Of Mr. Freeze



My Batman purple pulp prose story "The Undersea World Of Mr. Freeze" grew out of a vague thought--just a title, really--that occurred to me when I was a teen-aged wannabe writer (as opposed to a middle-aged wannabe writer), given partial form as a DC Comics bulletin board post--don't judge--and finally realized in full on this blog. Forgive my sin of pride, but this tale could appear comfortably in a hypothetical anthology collection of Batman prose short stories, and it would stand with the best of them.

12. The Flashcubes: A Brighter Light In My Mind



The Flashcubes should have been stars. This alternate-world story imagines what could have happened if the 'Cubes had become famous in the '70s, and it was both easy and tremendously satisfying to write.

11. April's Fool


Mixed emotions. I think I told this story well, but the tale haunts me, bothers me. As it should.

10. Virtual Ticket Stub Gallery: Brian Wilson, Herman's Hermits, And The Pet Sounds Of The Soul



I have battled with occasional depression my whole life. I am not unique in that respect. Here's a story about music trying to make a bad day better.

9. Love At First Spin: Rocket To Russia



Outside of The Beatles themselves, no band has been more important to me than The Ramones. (The Flashcubes, The Monkees, and The Kinks are right up there, too.) "Sheena Is A Punk Rocker" knocked me out on first spin in late '77, and then I got to see The Ramones, The Runaways, And The Flashcubes live in the spring of '78. By the end of '78, I met a girl named Brenda. Shortly thereafter, I bought an album called Rocket To Russia. Love at first sight, then love at first spin.

8. Virtual Ticket Stub Gallery: The Monkees



"The Monkees have been good to me." That's what my friend Rich Firestone says, and it's true for me, as well. It's possible that I've written more about The Monkees than I've pounded out about any other rock 'n' roll group, even The Flashcubes. The Best Of Everything: Monkeemania recounts much of my Monkees story, but this Virtual Ticket Stub Gallery puts it within a larger framework, detailing both my history as a Monkees fan and dreams of seeing The Monkees live alongside my personal miasma of 2011 into 2012, a period when I suffered one of the worst bouts of depression I've ever had to endure. Music alone couldn't provide salvation, but it helped.

7. Virtual Ticket Stub Gallery: Paul McCartney



The realization of a life-long dream, detailed with all my loving.

6. Virtual Ticket Stub Gallery: The Kinks



This blog's oft-cited resource Rich Firestone (aka, "HIM again") has said that every boy's story of discovering The Kinks involves a girl. He's dead on in my case; her involvement was peripheral, but she was there, and that teen memory is inextricably linked in my mind with my own then-budding and blossoming fascination with The Kinks.

5. Singers, Superheroes, And Songs On The Radio: My Life In Pop Culture, The 1960s



After starting the blog with my David Bowie post, I relied on archival material to maintain a daily schedule. Other than TIRnRR playlists, I didn't post another original entry until Boppin' # 10 on 1/27/16. Previously-written pieces continued to vastly outnumber new material, but I started writing more and more. Singers, Superheroes, And Songs On The Radio was my first real attempt to take full advantage of the flexibility and sheer open possibilities of a daily blog. This chronicle of reading comic books and listening to records while trying to grow up in the '60s began with a first chapter published on 3/19/16, and eventually totaled nine chapters of reminiscences of my life in pop culture from around 1963 (when I was three) through preparing to enter middle school in the fall of 1970. Boppin' (Like The Hip Folks Do) began to find its own distinct identity with this serial.

4. The Greatest Record Ever Made: "The Transylvania Twist"



The Greatest Record Ever Made is my favorite series here: An infinite number of rockin' pop records can be the greatest record ever made, as long as they take turns. (And they all take turns because they're, y'know, records.) I'm surprised GREM is only represented by a single entry in my Top 25, but if it's gonna be just one, it's gonna be "The Transylvania Twist." When I realized that Boppin' # 700 was going to fall on Halloween, I knew I needed to write about Syracuse's popular '60s TV vampire Baron Damone and his local hit 45. As one of the Baron's Bloody Buddies, I can't even tell you how much this post meant to me, how much I enjoyed writing it, how much it resonates with me from start to finish.

3. The Everlasting First: Buddy Holly



Noted rock journalist John Mendelssohn (Creem, Rolling Stone, and--YES!--the liner notes to The Kink Kronikles) liked my Buddy Holly story enough to pick it over my Greatest Record Ever Made piece on The Beatles' "Rain" for use in his on-line rock rag Reet (and thanks again to Devorah Ostrov for getting me involved with that, however briefly). Like much in music and pop culture, my introduction to Buddy Holly was entwined with an emotional back story. The day the music died? No, the music doesn't die, not ever. Would that the same could be said for us.

2. I've Got The Music In Me (And That's Where It's Gonna Stay)



My two favorite posts are a virtual dead heat. I love this story because it's pure, it's funny, and it's real. I will never be able to create music, but I can sure as hell write about it.

1. The Road To GOLDMINE



This is one of the best things I've ever written, an emotional trip through my misadventures in the '80s, leading up to my first freelance work for Goldmine. It was a difficult time for me. I survived my first-world problems, and kept on writing.

And those are my Top 25 highlights on the long, grinding path to Boppin' (Like The Hip Folks Do) # 1000. Buckle in and turn up the music; that one's comin' up next.



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Monday, July 30, 2018

This Is Rock 'n' Roll Radio # 934



Greetings yet again from This Is Rock 'n' Roll Radio with Dana & Carl. Business, gents. Got to care of business. I wanna tell you about my new boys The Wonders....

Wait--sorry! I thought I was Play-Tone Records president Sol Siler for a second there. We wanna talk about the legendary Syracuse pop trio Screen Test, who have a new CD called Through The Past, Brightly due out this week. And it's just in time for a rare live Screen Test show this Saturday, August 4th, at The Ridge in Chittenango. If you're anywhere in the Western Hemisphere this Saturday, well, you need to be at The Ridge at 6 pm for SCREEN TEST! You have your orders. Carry on.

We opened this week's Best Three yadda yadda Friggin' Planet with a track from that very same new Screen Test CD, and then it was on to MORE adventure. A new single from The Jangle Band! A new 7" white vinyl EP from Sex Clark Five (sportin' the unforgettable title Mrs. Von Braun You've Got A Lovely Daughter)! Another new Harry Nilsson cover by TIRnRR Fave Raves Steve Stoeckel & Rich Firestone! All this, and THE BAY CITY ROLLERS! We got a radio show! We're always willing to use it!

And NEXT WEEK: we use it for a cherished annual tradition on This Is Rock 'n' Roll Radio! Yes, it's the return of DANA'S FUNKY SOUL PIT! And this is what rock 'n' roll radio sounded like on a Sunday night in Syracuse this week.

This Is Rock 'n' Roll Radio with Dana & Carl, Sunday nights from 9 to Midnight Eastern, on the air in Syracuse on The Spark WSPJ-LP 103.3 and 93.7 FM, and on the web at http://sparksyracuse.org/

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TIRnRR # 934: 7/29/18

THE RAMONES: Do You Remember Rock 'n' Roll Radio? (Rhino, End Of The Century)

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SCREEN TEST: Notes From Trevor (Northside, Through The Past, Brightly)
THE WONDERS: That Thing You Do! (Play-Tone, VA: That Thing You Do! OST)
TODD RUNDGREN: I Saw The Light (Rhino, Something/Anything?)
GEORGE HARRISON: Cheer Down (Apple, Let It Roll)
THE COWSILLS: Make The Music Flow (Cowchip, Captain Sad And His Ship Of Fools & II X II)
THE BEE GEES: Every Christian Lion Hearted Man Will Show You (Rebound, Bee Gees' 1st)
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SEX CLARK FIVE: Quasar (Records To Russia, Mrs. Von Braun You've Got A Lovely Daughter)
BUFFALO SPRINGFIELD: Bluebird (Atco, Buffalo Springfield Again)
THE SPONGETONES: Talking Around It (Loaded Goat, Scrambled Egg)
THE STOOGES: I Wanna Be Your Dog (Elektra, The Stooges)
BUCK OWENS & HIS BUCKAROOS: Tall Dark Stranger (Rhino, 21 # 1 Hits)
BUFFALO SPRINGFIELD: Mr. Soul (Atco, Buffalo Springfield Again)
--
STEVE STOECKEL & RICH FIRESTONE: Everybody's Talkin' (unreleased)
THE ISLEY BROTHERS: Summer Breeze (Sony, VA: A Tribute To Black Entertainers)
DEAN LANDEW: After Work (deanlandew.bandcamp.com)
KATRINA & THE WAVES: Going Down To Liverpool (Bongobeat, The Original Recordings 1983-1984)
THE KINKS: Animal Farm (Universal, The Village Green Preservation Society)
THE CLASH: Train In Vain (Epic, Clash On Broadway)
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THE BAY CITY ROLLERS: Who'll Be My Keeper (7T's, Elevator)
GLORIA JONES: Tainted Love (EMI, VA: Girl Crazy!)
THE BAY CITY ROLLERS: Wouldn't You Like It (Arista, The Definitive Collection)
STIFF LITTLE FINGERS: Alternative Ulster (Rhino, VA: Punk & New Wave Smash Hits)
THE TARTAN HORDE: Bay City Rollers, We Love You (United Artists, single)
NICK LOWE: So It Goes (Yep Roc, Quiet Please...)
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MATERIAL ISSUE: Kim The Waitress (Mercury, Freak City Soundtrack)
THE BOB SEGER SYSTEM: 2 + 2 = ? (Capitol, single)
CAST: Promised Land (Polydor, All Change)
JUPITER AFFECT: White Knuckle Sound (eggBERT, Instructions For The Two Ways Of Becoming Alice)
MICHAEL SLAWTER: Mick In '69 (Futureman, Last Call For Breaking Hearts)
HOLLY & THE ITALIANS: Tell That Girl To Shut Up (Wounded Bird, The Right To Be Italian)
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THE JANGLE BAND: The Guy Who Used To Care (joealgeri.bandcamp.com)
THE TREND: Electric Chair (Screaming Skull, J Marc Memorial Show)
THE BEATLES: Rain (Capitol, single)
PUBLIC IMAGE, LTD.: Rise (Universal, VA: Greatest Ever Alternative 80s)
DUSTY SPRINGFIELD: I Only Want To Be With You (Mercury, The Very Best Of Dusty Springfield)
THE RAMONES: Needles And Pins (Rhino, Road To Ruin)
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JAMES BROWN: Please, Please, Please (Polydor, 50th Anniversary Collection)
LOUIS JORDAN & HIS TYMPANI FIVE: Saturday Night Fish Fry (MOJO, VA: Dance The Blues)
THE AVENGERS: We Are The One (Superior Viaduct, Avengers)
THE PRETENDERS: Kid (Sire, Pretenders)
THE BOOKENDS: Laugh Or Cry (Otto, Far Away But Around)
THE MONKEES: Sometime In The Morning (Rhino, More Of The Monkees)
CHRIS PAINE & THE LETTERTRAIN: Might Have Found Me (www.chrispainemusic.com, Indiscriminate Chatter)
THE ROSE GARDEN: Down To The Wire (Omnivore, The Rose Garden)
THE NEW YORK DOLLS: Personality Crisis (Mercury, New York Dolls)
THE OUTLETS: Knock Me Down (Rhino, VA: DIY: Mass Ave)
PAUL COLLINS: Don't Blame Your Troubles On Me (Alive, King Of Power Pop)
HARRY NILSSON: Everybody's Talkin' (Sony, VA: The 60s Summer)
CHET ATKINS: Canned Heat (Moochin About, VA: The Greatest Instrumentals 1934-1962)

Sunday, July 29, 2018

Tonight On THIS IS ROCK 'N' ROLL RADIO



How does one build The Best Three Hours Of Radio On The Whole Friggin' Planet? It's best built track by track. Tonight's building blocks include new singles from The Jangle Band and Sex Clark Five, and the third in our weekly series of new Harry Nilsson covers by the pride of TIRnRR, Steve Stoeckel & Rich Firestone. We got old stuff, too. Come hear the process in action Sunday night, 9 to Midnight Eastern, on the air in Syracuse at Spark WSPJ-LP 103.3 and 93.7 FM, and on the web at http://sparksyracuse.org/

Saturday, July 28, 2018

Sadmaking

Art by Dan Bacich, after Gil Kane
I wrote this when I was 17, and it was published in the June 1977 issue of my high school magazine The NorthCaster. I hate to use this phrase, but it is what it is. It may prove an important reference point for next week's 1000th post on Boppin' (Like The Hip Folks Do).



SADMAKING

Crashing, crashing, touching the sky, DEAD. "Stop the presses!" Headline: PLANE CRASHES IN TIMES SQUARE; 5 DEAD, 16 INJURED. Details at eleven. In other news this hour: it's just another day. Detyails at eleven....

Flying.

Flying, still.

And down, DOWN (I'm really down) HOW CAN YOU LAUGH WHEN YOU KNOW I'M DOWN? (The Beatles, circa 1965, the flip side of the "Help!" single. Written by Lennon and McCartney. Don't bother questioning me about WHY; I'm slightly burned out right now.) Even a Sears Diehard runs out of power--dies--eventually.

Please allow me to introduce myself (quoth Mick Jagger): my name, at the moment, is probably Solomon Grundy (born on a Monday, today's Thursday, and prospects don't look so hot).

Let me become incredibly pompous for a moment: Ladies and Gentlepersons, I am. I wanted to be sure you all were aware of that. That is, I live, I exist, I be; some of you may not have realized....

Ah, my friends, that condition shall soon change!

(Sober again; woefully so. My head feels like it's been used, fused, boozed, perused, abused and confused. No, I just said that for effect; actually, my head just hurts like hell.)

Straight, now. straightstraughtstraight---

Awake?

Awake?!

I don't believe it! A dream about getting high and coming down?

Far out; everyone was right when they called me crazy. Now, now that I know I'm insane, certain things are going to be somewhat...easier. And with that little foreshadowing of "sinister things to come," I get up and go to school. Just another day....

(Heh-heh-heh!)

**********
All of a sudden, I'm in a good mood. I really can't explain this uncharacteristic feeling of good cheer; thus far, it has been a characteristically lousy day. Wishful thinking, maybe. God, but I hate it here!

I'm smiling now; people always tell me I smile too much. (Better than crying) It--my smile--is usually an indication that I've begun to get philosophical about circumstances that would make a normal man go somewhere to punch walls, or else some small good thing has happened to me that serves to counteract the bad (hope springs eternal, and all that). GOD, BUT I HATE IT HERE!!

There may be yet another reason for my smile--an old reason, really, another hassle added to my life:

I'm in love.

Again.

Weird, isn't it? In spite of my various hassles and shortcomings, who would think that I could be so easily laid low by the mere presence of a pretty girl? Who would think that I, who has withstood the slings and arrows of cruel misfortune (not to mention the slings and arrows of certain overzealous and slightly barbaric congenital idiots), would be so totally overcome by a girl who has shown me nothing but kindness? The mind bogglewoggles.

Deja vu: I've been here before. This situation doesn't really seem to be unique. That's because I've had crushes on literally scores of girls, from my early days to the present time, from the sublime to the not-so-sublime (to coin a cliche). Still, this girl is different (oh, stop laughing already you idiot). I have known her for several years and my feelings about her remain the same.

I'm in love!

So that is why I'm smiling because, after all these years, I have finally reached Nirvana, Shangri-La, the end of The Long Hard Journey To Now. My relationship with The Girl is about to flower and reach its final climax (stop smirking; get your mind out of the gutter), an' ain't nobody gonna stop me.

Not the jerk who asks me the inane questions.

Not the girl who looks at me with a mixture of revulsion and disbelief.

Not the tunnel-visioned morons who think I'm "weird."

Not any of them, the masses!

Not a chance. When I see The Girl again, I'll--hey! Here she comes now

     ...with
          ...another
               ...guy?
                    Him?
     --done?--

Crashing, crashing....

Yeah.

Funny thing about illusions, man--they're really great while they last, but they don't last long, and when they fade, you're worse off than before. really a great experience.

Man, it's over! Logic don't help me none now; I loved her! And where do I go from here? Down? Further down?

C'mon; it's not over. She's just a girl, like any other. World's full of girls, prettier than her! I've still got my friends: the superbrilliant science major; the would-be Eyetalian hit man; the Elton John lookalike; the burn-out scholar; the popular girl who shifts from friend to enemy to friend/enemy/friend/onandonandonandon. I'm not alone!

Hell, yes I am. She was my reason, man; ain't nothin' but a void there now.

What to do?

Insanity makes certain things...easier.

I do it all the way I'm supposed to, the tried-and-true Hollywood formula: farewell note, alone at night, a hangman's noose dangling from the rafters. Perfect.

Hesitation; just a moment's indecision. It passes quickly.

I put my neck inside the noose.

Kick the chair away, and--

The rope breaks.

The rope breaks!

I guess there's some kind of irony involved in a situation where someone is such a loser he can't even end the life that torments him so much. I really can't think about such things right now, as I lie bruised on the floor, sobbing.

And I start pounding, pounding on the floor, my knuckles turning bloody, my mournful groans disturbing the mustiness of my little attic.

How can I be cheated this way? How can this happen?

WHY DON'T I DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE- -DIE--DIE--DIE--D--DIE--DIEdiediedi-***

A young student was found dead today in his attic, the victim of  cardiac arrest. Details at eleven....

Well, he was just a crazy weirdo, anyway.

A moment of forced silence, please, for the crazy weirdo.

Nobody sent flowers, either.

2018 POSTSCRIPT: I was proud of this piece when I was 17; forty-one years later, it's more of an embarrassment. But it's a snapshot of who I was, the misfit I addressed recently in A Letter To My 17-Year-Old Self. And it's a part of the roots of this blog's 1000th post. Boppin' (Like The Hip Folks Do) # 1000 will appear on Wednesday, August 1st.



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Friday, July 27, 2018

Top 10 First Things Gary Will Do When He Gets Home

On Facebook, my friend Gary recently posed the rhetorical question, "What's the first thing Gary will do when he gets home?" I ignored the "rhetorical" part and responded: 



From the home office in North Syracuse, NY:

THE TOP 10 FIRST THINGS GARY WILL DO WHEN HE GETS HOME

10. The Hokey Pokey
9.   The Macareña
8.   The Electric Slide
7.   The Hustle
6.   The Twist. Again. Like he did last summer
5.   That thing he do
4.   It. Whatever it is. ('Til he's satisfied)
3.   It (if it feels good)
2.   Wash the blood out her hair

Wait--sorry! That's one of the Top 10 First Things CARRIE Will Do When She Gets Home From The Prom

2.   Anything he wanna do

And the # 1 first thing Gary will do when he gets home:

1.   The right thing. ALWAYS do the right thing.



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Thursday, July 26, 2018

100-Page FAKES! presents: DC SPECIAL # 16 Super-Heroes Battle Super-Gorillas

100-Page FAKES! imagines mid-1970s DC 100-Page Super Spectaculars that never were...but should have been!



As DC's 100-Page Super-Spectaculars faded away in the mid '70s, publisher Carmine Infantino still looked for ways to exploit DC's library via reprints. DC Special had been an ongoing reprint title from 1968 to 1971. The title and format were revived with DC Special # 16, cover-dated Spring 1975. That issue turned its spotlight on "Super-Heroes Battle Super-Gorillas," a concept that had been a defining characteristic of many DC comic books in the Silver Age.

DC Special was published in a giant-sized format, so it really didn't take much to expand it into a faux 100-page Super Spectacular. The real-life version included no Golden Age material, so we've remedied that deficiency with the addition of a trio of stories from 1945, 1948, and 1950. Granted, the Doll Man story doesn't really qualify as a "Super-Gorilla" tale--its simian content is negligible at best--but I say any opportunity to read a vintage Doll Man story is an opportunity worth taking. Doll Man, Ibis the Invincible, and the original Captain Marvel join DC Special # 16's original line-up of Batman and Robin, Wonder Woman, The Flash, and Superman, and a whole bunch of super-spectacular super-monkeys. Here they come, walkin' down the street....

Other than the Captain Marvel adventure, all of the stuff I added to this issue is now public domain; the same can not be said of the original contents of DC Special # 16, so we can only show a few representative pages here, along with some cool original ads. I share the entire thing with this blog's paid patrons, an exclusive honor that costs a mere $2 a month. This is what we have:

Batman and Robin in "Batman Battles The Living Beast-Bomb!," Detective Comics # 339 (May 1965)
Wonder Woman in "Wonder Woman--Gorilla!," Wonder Woman # 170 (May 1967)
Doll Man (untitled), Feature Comics # 85 (February 1945)
The Flash in "The Reign Of The Super-Gorilla!," The Flash # 127 (March 1962)
Captain Marvel in "The Apes Who Could Make Fire," Captain Marvel Adventures # 114 (November 1950)
Ibis the Invincible in "Lo-Kar's Circus!," Whiz Comics # 103 (November 1948)
Superman in "Titano The Super-Ape!," Superman # 127 (February 1959)

We'll be returning to DC Special for further editions of 100-Page FAKES! But for now: it's monkey time!

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