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Thursday, March 20, 2025

5 ABOVE: Single-Issue BATMAN Comic Book Stories

5 Above picks five great things within a specific category. Look out below--these are five that rise above.

Commission drawing for Dan Greenfield at 13th Dimension

I've been a Batman fan since 1966. I was six years old, and the twice-weekly televised adventures of the Caped Crusader (played by Adam West, alongside Burt Ward as Robin the Boy Wonder) had me fully captivated faster'n you could say "To the Batmobile!" It was the start of my nearly six decades of fascination with comic books in general, superheroes in particular, and Batman always first and foremost. You can read a little more about my 1960s pop culture journey here, my love of comic books here and here, and the specifics of my Batman fandom here and here.

The fact that the Batman TV series was really a comedy--a comedy that gleefully poked fun at our heroes and their milieu--sailed over my li'l head like the Batsignal shining over Gotham City. As I aged into the presumed maturity (HA!) of adolescence and teendom, I moved away from the campy aspects of the Batman TV series, and embraced the more serious image of Batman as the Dark Knight: The Batman, as depicted in early '70s comics written by Dennis O'Neil, Frank Robbins, Archie Goodwin, even the much-maligned Bob Haney, illustrated by Neal Adams, Irv Novick, Jim Aparo, Dick Giordano, et al. At the age of 13, I decided I wanted to be a writer; Batman comics in the early '70s provided the specific impetus for that decision. (My teen efforts to write Batman were abysmal, but I became a better writer over time. Although it was fanfic, I'm stubbornly proud of my latter-day attempt to write Batman.)

I have read a lot of Batman comics over the decades, going back to the character's first appearances in the '30s and early '40s through all subsequent decades. I am still an active comics reader, and the current runs of Batman, Detective Comics, Batman And Robin: Year One, and Batman Superman World's Finest are among my must-reads. I buy titles from several different publishers, but I've always had a particular affinity for DC. I haven't read anywhere near 100% of Batman's 86-year history, but I've certainly experienced way more than a mere representative sample. Along the way, I've reconciled my childhood adoration of the 1966 TV show and my enthusiasm for the Darknight Detective. Batman is large. He contains multitudes. 

And I have some favorite Batman stories.

Without going back to do any actual research, these are the five single-issue Batman comic book stories that my gut insists were my all-time favorites. It's basically a ranked list, from # 5 to # 1, though there ain't much daylight between the individual rankings. 

The list does not include stories that were chapters in a longer serial. That means it excludes writer Steve Englehart's amazing run on Detective Comics, penciled for its first two issues by Walt Simonson and then through its conclusion by Marshall Rogers, with Terry Austin inking throughout. That is far and away my favorite Batman run, and probably my all-time favorite run of any comics character. 

To the Bat-list!

5. THE ORIGIN OF THE BATMAN! (Batman # 47, June-July 1948)

Written by Bill Finger, art by Bob Kane (?) and Charles Paris

I am well aware of the fact that pundits overuse the word "iconic." Nonetheless, the original two-page spread of the Batman's origin story--who he is and how he came to be--is one of the most iconic sequences in the history of superhero comic books. Written by Batman's co-creator Bill Finger, the story first appeared in Detective Comics # 33  in 1939, attached to a story written by Gardner Fox. It was reprinted with a new splash image in Batman # 1, and the latter version has been reprinted again and again. I first saw it in the 1966 Batman Signet paperback, and many times thereafter. 

You know the story by heart: A young Bruce Wayne is eyewitness to the murder of his parents at the hands of a street thug, and the boy vows to dedicate his life to warring on crime, training himself to physical and mental excellence, and ultimately donning the image of a bat to strike fear into the hearts of the superstitious and cowardly lot known as criminals. The events of the origin story have been revisited countless times in comics and film, and three of my top five single-issue Batman stories draw directly from that source.

I believe 1948's "The Origin Of The Batman!" was the first attempt to re-tell that story and expand upon it. Also written by Finger, "The Origin Of The Batman!" finds the Dark Knight nearly a decade into his mission, the grim nature of his original crusade brightened by the 1940 adoption of his de facto son Dick Grayson, aka Robin. Throughout that time, the unidentified gunman who killed Bruce Wayne's parents remained anonymous, and presumably still at large.

In "The Origin Of The Batman!," Commissioner Gordon shows the Dynamic Duo a photo of the suspected head of a unique smuggling ring: Joe Chill. Batman immediately recognizes Chill's face as that of the man who murdered Bruce Wayne's parents. 

In the pages that follow, readers again experience the tragedy that formed the Batman, and watch as the adult hero seeks to fulfill the vow of justice he made as a child. The story is tense and exciting, and made even larger as the Batman reveals his secret identity to the rat that murdered his parents. Chill flees in terror, and blurts out to his underlings that he was responsible for inspiring Batman's war on crime.

The superstitious and cowardly criminals, maddened by their rage at this frightened thug whose actions had created the masked nemesis that had dogged their own criminal careers, murder Chill on the spot. A fitting end for his kind. No honor among thieves! The swine who put Chill on ice then realize that he could have told them who the Batman really was. Too late, bad guys! The Batman brings them all to justice.

One of the many great things about this story is a part that's left unsaid, just understood. As Batman finally marks the Wayne murder case closed, there isn't even an inkling that securing justice against his parents' killer means the end of the Batman. There are other innocents to protect, other people to save, and other villains to face and overcome. The Batman's mission was always, and should always remain, about more than vengeance, and more than just one boy's tragedy. The Batman knew, without needing to say it, that he had to be more than a mere avenger.

He needed to be a hero. That mission doesn't end.

4. THE JOKER'S FIVE-WAY REVENGE! (Batman # 251, August-September 1973)

Written by Dennis O'Neil, art by Neal Adams and Dick Giordano

The success of the 1966-68 Batman TV series led to an enormous boost in the character's comic book sales. Sales fell precipitously when the Batfad ended, and by the end of the '60s/beginning of the '70s there was a conscious effort to move Batman away from camp elements. Specifically, the intention was to return the Caped Crusader to his pulpish roots as the Dark Knight. Good ol' Batman had to once again become a creature of the night: THE Batman.

Yeah, you better run, you superstitious and cowardly criminals!

The transition began in 1968 issues of the Batman team-up book The Brave And The Bold. This was strictly a visual update, as artist Neal Adams took it upon himself to render the Batman as he envisioned the Batman: In shadows, long cape flowing, the ears of his mask more pronounced and demonic, his posture suggesting a deadly nightstalker. In 1969, main Bat-editor Julius Schwartz began following this blueprint, initially in a story by writer Frank Robbins and artists Irv Novick and Dick Giordano that found Dick Grayson heading off to college, Bruce Wayne shuttering stately Wayne Manor and its subterranean Batcave, and moving to a penthouse in the heart of Gotham City. Schwartz paired Adams with writer Denny O'Neil to join Robbins, Novick, Giordano, and others in chronicling the new old look Batman.

Part of the plan was to eschew the familiar adversaries seen on the TV show. No Catwoman, for damned sure no Penguin or Riddler, and even the Joker was off-limits. Two-Face (a classic villain whom O'Neil described as untainted by the TV show) was brought back for his first real appearance since the '50s. New opponents were created, most notably Ra's al Ghul, less notably Colonel Sulphur.

The Joker finally returned in 1973's "The Joker's Five-Way Revenge!," crafted by O'Neil, Adams, and Giordano. This was the first shift away from the Clown Prince of Crime seen in comics for decades (and portrayed on TV by Caesar Romero) back to the murderous monster introduced in 1940's Batman # 1.

This was seismic. "The Joker's Five-Way Revenge!" redefined the Joker, establishing a model for how the character would be depicted in comics and film. It draws on what Bill Finger, Jerry Robinson, and (I guess) Bob Kane created before decisions were made to deemphasize the Joker's role as a killer, reestablishes the menace, and leads to Steve Englehart perfecting that approach a few years later.

I bought this comic book brand new off the spinner rack, one of the best twenty-cent purchases I ever made. The Joker's return had been teased in the letters column of a previous issue, and I could not wait for it to be in my hands. It did not disappoint, and thirteen-year-old me read it over and over and over. 

3. TO KILL A LEGEND (Detective Comics # 500, March 1981)

Written by Alan Brennert, art by Dick Giordano

We jump ahead a few years for my # 3 and # 2 favorites, both of which were written by Alan Brennert. Brennert is best known for his work in television (as writer and producer) and as a novelist; to say he's dabbled in writing for comics does a disservice to the impact of what he accomplished with a relatively small volume of stories. He did a little bit of work for Marvel, and a little more for DC. The 2016 hardcover Tales Of The Batman: Alan Brennert collects eleven Brennert stories, including two that don't feature Batman, and including the graphic novel Batman: Holy Terror. Other than two stories Brennert plotted (but did not script) for Wonder Woman in the late '70s, this book contains the entirety of his DC work.

And it's glorious. Brennert infuses his writing with an emotional element that feels real, a sense of verisimilitude that adds essential punch to his superhero storytelling. That is especially true of the two Brennert Batman stories on my list.

"To Kill A Legend" appeared in Detective Comics # 500, and it lives up to the honor. The mystic traveler known only as the Phantom Stranger offers Batman an opportunity to visit a parallel world, where a young Bruce Wayne is about to undergo the same trauma that forged the Batman. Throughout his life, Batman has felt survivor's guilt over his inability to save his parents. The Phantom Stranger's offer gives Batman a chance to save the Thomas and Martha Wayne of this alternate universe. Batman accepts this shot at redemption, and so the Phantom Stranger transports Batman and Robin to this other Earth, charged with the mission of preventing the Waynes' murder.

But is it that simple? The young Bruce on this parallel Earth is a spoiled brat, headed for an adult life as the useless playboy Batman only pretends to be. Robin wonders if saving the Waynes is worth the cost of depriving this other world of its Batman. But the Batman replies:

"I can appreciate your concerns, Robin...but I can't share them. Lives are at stake here...

"...Including a little boy's life...

"...A boy who'll see his family die before his eyes.

"He'll never forget that...never lose the anger or the anguish.

"No one should be angry all his life, Dick. No one."

Navigating a parallel world that is similar but not identical to the familiar world provides twists and turns that further complicate the Batman's efforts to save the Waynes. But he arrives just in time, in what may be my favorite visual sequence in the history of superhero comics.

I don't care that I'm supposed to be an adult, and a theoretically mature adult at that. This sequence brings me chills to this day.

But it is the story's epilogue that elevates even further. As the Batman and Robin we know return to their own reality, they don't realize the extent of the difference they made in this alternate world. That young, spoiled Bruce Wayne has seen how quickly a life could be taken away, without apology, without any sense of fairness. No innocent child should ever have to face that horror, a horror that almost befell Bruce. He begins to train himself, to study criminology and detection, to pursue a goal of seeking justice and protecting others. As Brennert writes, the path this young Bruce Wayne chooses "will not be a decision born of grief, or guilt, or vengeance...but of awe...and mystery...and gratitude."

A Batman born of determination and joy? Yes. Yes. Yes.

2. THE AUTOBIOGRAPHY OF BRUCE WAYNE! (The Brave And The Bold # 197, April 1983)

Written by Alan Brennert, art by Joe Staton and George Freeman

"To Kill A Legend!" was far, far from Batman's first foray into the idea of parallel Earths. In the early 1960s, DC Comics canon established that there were multiple Earths, with DC's then-current main continuity of the Justice League of America occurring on Earth-One. Earth-Two was the home of the Justice Society of America, the JLA's counterparts (and forebears) from the 1940s. Earth-Two had its own Batman, about twenty years older than the Earth-One Batman. The Earth-Two Batman had retired long ago, and he'd married the love of his life, his former adversary the Catwoman. Both characters had perished in the comics before 1983.

But Alan Brennert wanted to go back and reveal the untold story of how Batman and Catwoman got together all those years ago.

The result was "The Autobiography Of Bruce Wayne!," a flashback related in the first person by the retired Caped Crusader himself. It's an amazing story of action informed by emotion, a story of love and dedication, sacrifices, fear, bravery, commitment, mortality, and love's potential power to transcend for whatever time this finite world allows us.

It is difficult for me to write this, even now. In 2008, my niece was killed in a stupid accident that angers and saddens me still, as I'm sure it always will. Some wounds don't heal. Maybe some wounds shouldn't heal.

She was living in New York at the time. Yes, Gotham City. The funeral would be in Syracuse. Her parents, my sister and brother-in-law, live in England, and it made sense for me to make as many of the local arrangements as I could. My pain was, frankly, nothing compared to the pain they were going through.

Part of the arrangements was writing my niece's obituary. God, it still pains me to say those words. It had to be done. And it had to be worthy of what a great person she was. 

My pop culture inspirations are never far from my mind. I remembered the closing passage from "The Autobiography Of Bruce Wayne!," as the Batman looked back on the death of his beloved Selina, and I offered that in my niece's memory as well:

"Her death was pointless, tragic...but I have long since given up trying to find meaning in death. The meaning is in life, not death. And [her] life was as full of meaning as it was of love, and spirit, and courage. And when my time comes to join her...I would only hope the same could be said for me."

1. NIGHT OF THE STALKER! (Detective Comics # 439, February-March 1974)

Written by Steve Englehart, Vin Amendola, and Sal Amendola, art by Sal Amenola, Vin Amendola, and Dick Giordano

The definitive single-issue Batman story. And I can say that even though it doesn't include Robin, Alfred, Commissioner Gordon, nor a single one of the Batman's familiar gallery of rogues, nor any other character from among his supporting cast. And the Batman has no dialogue, not a word of it.

And it's perfect.

Like "The Origin Of The Batman!" and "To Kill A Legend," "Night Of The Stalker!" flashes back to the night Bruce Wayne witnessed the murder of his parents. But here, the adult who grew from that grieving, traumatized child sees the same thing happen to someone else, as another young boy loses his mother and father to the gun. This time, it's not a lone gunman like Joe Chill, but a quartet of bank robbers fleeing from their crime. The Batman sees it all, but is too far away to prevent the tragedy. 

He can only seek vengeance.

One of the gunmen is captured at the scene, pounded into submission by the fists of this furious Dark Knight. The other three criminals drive away, not yet realizing they are now hunted, mere prey, damned to be stalked with cold efficiency by a bat out of Hell.

The Batman traces them. The Batman tracks them. In a tense and exciting narrative, the silent Batman faces the killers, spooks them, provokes them, taunts them, haunts them, and goads them into overconfident actions. He takes each one of them down. Two succumb to the Batman's physical force. The fourth and final killer, a young man, crumples under the weight of his own remorse, weeping with regret and guilt. The Batman leaves them all for the police to apprehend, and he returns to his home as night becomes light.

Dawn is stealing into Gotham City as the Batman slips into the penthouse atop the Wayne Foundation Building...

...Where, with the frosty birth of day, this hunter of darkness "dies," leaving only a weary Bruce Wayne...

As he lifts the cowl from his drawn face, his eyes automatically rise...

...And suddenly, sorrow explodes within him. 

Time heals all wounds, they say...

...And, in truth, Bruce Wayne long ago learned to live with the agonizing fact of his parents' demise.

But when he thinks of the boy crime left sobbing on the street at dusk--and the other boy crime left sobbing before the Batman's vengeance hours later...

...He remembers a third boy crime left sobbing so many years ago. And in this gray-lit, lonely tower, for this single moment in infinity...

...He is that boy again.

HONORABLE MENTIONS (listed in order of publication): 

"The Crazy Crime Clown!" (Batman # 74, November-December 1952)

"Web Of Doom!" (Batman # 90, March 1955)

"Death Knocks Three Times!" (Batman # 180, April-May 1966)

"Night Of The Reaper!" (Batman # 237, December 1971)

"There Is No Hope In Crime Alley!" (Detective Comics # 457, March 1976)

"Be Better" (Batman [Volume 3] # 150, September 2024)

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My new book The Greatest Record Ever Made! (Volume 1) is now available, and you can order an autographed copy here. You can still get my previous book Gabba Gabba Hey! A Conversation With The Ramones from publisher Rare Bird Books, OR an autographed copy here. If you like the books, please consider leaving a rating and/or review at the usual online resources.

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Saturday, November 16, 2024

5 ABOVE: Bands Who Were ALMOST Famous

5 Above picks five great things within a specific category. Look out below--these are five that rise above.

As my nearly half-dozen regular readers are aware, I recently decided to cut back on blogging, reducing my posting schedule from its clinically stupid daily frequency to three or maybe four posts a week. So, of course, right after walkin' away from the ol' Bop a day grind, the latest episode of one of my favorite podcasts compels me to slap together a fifth post this week. Just when I think I'm out....

The podcast is Only Three Lads, the weekly celebration of classic alternative music from the '70s through the '90s. For this week's O3L, hosts Uncle Gregg and Brett Vargo, along with guest Third Lad Alex Boucher, discussed their choices for the top five bands who were almost famous. It's a fascinating subject, it made for a fascinating show, and it made me want to compile my own Top 5 list.

It's difficult for me to separate the idea of great bands who were almost famous from the idea of great bands who were unfairly obscure. They're similar categories, but not quite the same. The "almost famous" qualifier suggests we're specifically talking about acts who seemed poised to grab the brass ring in some big and spectacular way.

Before we get to my Top 5, let's mention a few acts who are just outside our chosen parameters:

TOO SOON!

The Remains and the Mynah Birds should be legit contenders to top anyone's list of rock's all-time Almosts, but both groups had their brief careers in the 1960s, predating the O3L era. The Remains were Boston's most popular rock combo in the mid '60s, and they seemed to have it all: Songs, talent, charisma, a major label deal, national TV exposure, and oh, by the way, THEY OPENED FOR THE BEATLES in 1966. They had everything but record sales. 

The Mynah Birds, with future superstars Rick James and Neil Young, were set to be Motown's first rock group, but they broke up when James was arrested for being AWOL from Uncle Sam.

THEY WERE FAMOUS! Then they weren't

The Cowsills and the Bay City Rollers had huge hits (in the '60s and '70s respectively), but the public at large was uninterested in their second acts. The Cowsills' 1998 album Global is my # 1 favorite album of the '90s, yet it's been an obscure rarity until its recent deluxe reissue.

When the Bay City Rollers' lead singer Les McKeown left the group at the end of the '70s, the remaining Rollers recruited new lead singer Duncan Faure, shortened their name to just "the Rollers," and released some very fine rockin' pop records that sold a metric bupkis.

FAMOUS...later

The Ramones. Icons now, so we can't claim they're a mere almost. At the time, though, they did not receive anywhere near the recognition or record sales they deserved.

And now...MY list of the Top 5 almost-famous bands of the O3L era.

5. ARTFUL DODGER

Artful Dodger released three albums on Columbia in the '70s, then a fourth (the long outta print Rave On) on Ariola. Live and on record alike, the group seemed like an irresistible cross between the best of Badfinger and the best of the Faces. I don't think I'd ever heard a note of their music before catching them at a club show in '79, but their performance nailed everything worth nailing. Goosebumps. Goosebumps, and a raised fist. Although they hailed from Virginia, I understand they were big, big stars in Cleveland, where they received notable FM radio exposure. The stardom did not translate elsewhere.

4. THE PANDORAS

There were at least two distinctly different phases of the Pandoras' career in the '80s. The original line-up was a proud product of the garage, armed with Nuggets-inspired attitude and a fantastic original song called "It's About Time." That version of the Pandoras exploded into rock and dust after just one album. Founding member Gwynne Kahn went on to form the magnificent Mad Monster Party, the single best '80s group that no one got to hear. Paula Pierce formed a new Pandoras group, which included Kim Shattuck, later of the Muffs.

Paula's version of the Pandoras recorded a brilliant pop album (Stop Pretending) for Rhino Records, and the group was subsequently signed to Mercury. They recorded an album called Come Inside, bigger things appeared imminent, but the record was never released. Mercury dropped the Pandoras without ever issuing even a single Pandoras track.

3. THE NEW YORK DOLLS

Everything I know and love about punk rock owes its rambunctious genesis to the New York Dolls. No Dolls? That would mean no Ramones, no Sex Pistols, no Clash, no punk scene, no new wave scene, no alternative scene; just something bland and boring in its place. The Dolls weren't built to last, but man, they were important, and man they were kickass fun. And they looked fine on television: Go watch 'em on YouTube clips from The Midnight Special, cavortin' and paradin' in America's face like they were--book it!!--The Next Big Thing. Stars. STARS!, I tell ya!

America turned its face to...well, probably to something bland and boring. The New York Dolls are not in The Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame. Odds are they never will be. 

2. THE FLASHCUBES

Yeah, I know. Syracuse's own power pop powerhouse the Flashcubes never came close to breaking out, only released a couple of singles during their original 1977-1980 lifespan, never got a record deal. What's so almost famous! about that?

You. Weren't. There.

In the '70s, Flashcubes fans like me absolutely and completely believed the group was going to be huge. They were such a great live band, they wrote such irresistible songs, they had such sheer rock 'n' roll presence, that we all knew--knew--their stardom was inevitable. On paper, sure, I guess they never came all that close. But in our hearts, our imaginations? The first time I saw them, I was certain it was like seeing the Beatles at The Cavern. 

A few years back, I wrote a what-if story about what could have happened if the Flashcubes had achieved the success they deserved. But in that imaginary world, the Flashcubes stopped being Flashcubes. Our real world still has the Flashcubes--score a rare win for the real world! They're working on new recordings. I heard one of the new songs a couple of days ago, and it's guaranteed to be one of my favorite tracks in 2025.

Fame. Pfui. Who needs fame when you have the Flashcubes?

1. THE RUBINOOS

In this discussion of bands who almost hit it big, the Rubinoos are my unchallenged # 1. Unlike the Flashcubes, the Rubinoos did come tantalizingly close to the top, top, top of the pops. Their 1977 cover of Tommy James and the Shondells' "I Think We're Alone Now" missed the Top 40 by just five notches, and they seemed on the brink of mega success. I saw 'em on American Bandstand! They had the look, the image, the spirit, the chops, the charm...everything. 

And they had the songs. "I Wanna Be Your Boyfriend" is like THE surefire # 1 hit that, y'know, didn't even chart. Didn't. Even. CHART?! Oh, the humanity! Hey, hey, you, you, I wanna see a recount!

But like the Flashcubes, the Rubinoos are still with us, still making extraordinary music, still putting on incredible live shows. I wish more people knew about them. 

But I'm glad I know about them.

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My new book The Greatest Record Ever Made! (Volume 1) is now available, and you can order an autographed copy here. You can still get my previous book Gabba Gabba Hey! A Conversation With The Ramones from publisher Rare Bird Books, OR an autographed copy here. If you like the books, please consider leaving a rating and/or review at the usual online resources.

This Is Rock 'n' Roll Radio with Dana & Carl airs Sunday nights from 9 to Midnight Eastern, on the air in Syracuse at SPARK! WSPJ 103.3 and 93.7 FM, streaming at SPARK stream and on the Radio Garden app as WESTCOTT RADIO. Recent shows are archived at Westcott Radio. You can read about our history here.

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Friday, February 2, 2024

5 ABOVE: Sick Day Edition

 5 Above picks five great things within a specific category. Look out below--these are five that rise above.

First off: I'M FINE! Honest. This isn't even my Sick Day. On this week's new episode of the Only Three Lads podcast, a scheduled guest had to concede Under-The-Weather status and cancel her O3L appearance at the last minute. This prompted the show's hosts Uncle Gregg and Brett Vargo to scrap their intended topic and pivot to an alternative: Top five tracks to listen to when you're sick.

Me? I suffer from chronic copycat syndrome. Ain't no cure. So I'm stealing this idea.

The first track to occur to me in this category was "You Sound Like You're Sick" by the Ramones. Upon further review, though, this didn't fit my idea of the concept: Songs you play to cheer yourself up when crusty 'n' contagious cooties bring ya down. We'll allow "You Sound Like You're Sick" the consolation chicken soup of airplay this coming Sunday night on This Is Rock 'n' Roll Radio With Dana and Carl. For today's list, we're channeling the Partridge Family: Get HAPPY!

For today's 5 Above, we're sticking to the classic alternative era, which O3L defines as the 1970s, '80s, and '90s. But we'll step out of that era for a couple of...

...HONORABLE MENTIONS!

FREDDIE AND THE DREAMERS: Do The Freddie

The transcendence and triumph of the unapologetically goofy. Freddie and the Dreamers' 1965 novelty number "Do The Freddie" never fails to make me smile. My long-threatened book The Greatest Record Ever Made! (Volume 1) is based on the notion that an infinite number of tracks can each be THE greatest record, as long as they take turns. "Do The Freddie" gets a turn. This should get lots of turns. It's the thing to do! Kids will envy you! Nothing can exorcise the yuckies quite like the Freddie can.

EYTAN MIRKY: This Year's Gonna Be Our Year

If Eytan Mirsky's 2012 track "This Year's Gonna Be Our Year" had been released in the O3L era, it woulda been a contender for # 1 on my list, and settled for a close # 2. What a great, GREAT song, absolutely one of my all-time favorites. It's snippy and stubborn, but simultaneously aspirational and full of...hopeless hope. Things probably aren't going to get better. But we're barrelin' ahead anyway. THIS year!

It just occurred to me that "This Year's Gonna Be Our Year" came out the same year I lost my dad. What a weird dovetail, but I guess it's also appropriate. There will never be a shortage of heartaches at hand. We will never run out of reasons why we should just give up. For today--maybe even for this year--we will hold those reasons at bay.

And yeah, of course "This Year's Gonna Be Our Year" has a chapter in my GREM! book. Duh.

TOP FIVE SICK DAY SONGS IN THE O3L ERA

5. BIG STAR: The Ballad Of El Goodo

Big Star was an after-the-fact discovery for me, initially introduced by the proxy of the Flashcubes' live cover of "September Gurls" in 1978, with exposure to the original records to follow in later years. "September Gurls" was the first track I ever referred to as The Greatest Record Ever Made (though Badfinger's "Baby Blue" was the first GREM! piece I wrote). And my "September Gurls" chapter also mentions the resilience and determination of Big Star's "The Ballad Of El Goodo:"

"A teenaged hitmaker with the Box Tops, a cult-pop legend with Big Star, and a fiercely (and frustratingly) independent solo artist, Alex Chilton was dismissive of his own legacy. But he was a brilliant songwriter, responsible in whole or in part for a handful of what I believe to be among the most affecting, beautiful pop songs ever done. With his Big Star partner Chris Bell, Chilton co-wrote 'The Ballad Of El Goodo,' the single most transcendent expression of triumphant hope that I am ever likely to hear...."

4. THE KINKS: Better Things

At my dad's funeral in 2012, my eulogy concluded with the lyrics from "Days" by the Kinks. It's such a moving, evocative, appreciative song, and I think you can understand why I don't often listen to it anymore. 

Within the O3L era, "Better Things" (from the Kinks' 1981 album Give The People What They Want) is less stiffer-upper-lip and more Partridgesque c-mon-get-happy. And it will serve. I hope tomorrow we all find better things.

(The Kinks are represented in GREM! by a celebration of "Waterloo Sunset," with "You Really Got Me" held in reserve for an even-more-theoretical Greatest Record Ever Made! Volume 2).

3. MELANIE WITH THE EDWIN HAWKINS SINGERS: Lay Down (Candles In The Rain)

I'm not sure to what extent (if any) the recent passing of Melanie Safka elevated this lovely track on my list for today, but I tell ya, I have always, always adored "Lay Down (Candles In The Rain)." Yes, it gets a GREM! chapter. We can stay dry against the rain.

2. KISS: Shout It Out Loud

Awright, if we're gonna wedge a KISS track into our Sick Day 5 Above, it probably oughta be "Calling Dr. Love." The first step of the cure is...KISS!!

But I'm going with "Shout It Out Loud," as infectious a party tune as anything ever. Perhaps you don't wanna deal with "infectious" when you're sickly. Screw that. Rock 'n' roll is good for what ails ya. Don't let them tell you that there's too much noise. Dr. Love prescribes a SHOUT!

Oh! Almost forgot: The Greatest Record Ever Made! KISS: Shout It Out Loud

1. THE RAMONES: Blitzkrieg Bop

The soundtracks of our everyday days and nights are vast and varied, with individual components set in their places by a divine artistic director that knows what He, She, or They are doing. When a mishap with my car forced me to postpone a long-planned and much-needed road trip originally set for the next morning, I blasted the entirety of Never Mind The Bollocks, Here's The Sex Pistols to channel my anger and frustration. Decades ago, when a college girl I fancied went out with another guy, I sat on the floor of my dorm room, swilling beer and listening to Paul McCartney warble that he believed in yesterday. 

There are songs for all occasions. The right tune can comfort, console, lift, motivate. It can offer catharsis or escape, band aid or blunt instrument, challenge or confirmation. A time to cast away stones, a time to gather stones together. 

Also dancing. Evidence suggests the right song can inspire dancing.

The music of the Ramones has been a vital part of my existence ever since a November afternoon in 1978, when "Sheena Is A Punk Rocker" became the record that changed my life. "Sheena" gets a chapter in GREM!, as does "Do You Remember Rock 'n' Roll Radio?" "I Don't Want To Grow Up" wound up in my other book, published last year. If there's ever a GREM! Volume 2, it will include "Blitzkrieg Bop."

"Blitzkrieg Bop" is the definitive Ramones song. Hey-ho, let's go! It's a compact realization of the group's essence, the purity of their transcendent rockin' pop righteousness, the sheer inevitability of Ramonesified oomph. Take it! It's good, AND it's good for you!

It's certainly been good for me. We're all revved up and ready to go.

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Carl's new book Gabba Gabba Hey! A Conversation With The Ramones is now available, courtesy of the good folks at Rare Bird Books. Gabba Gabba YAY!! https://rarebirdlit.com/gabba-gabba-hey-a-conversation-with-the-ramones-by-carl-cafarelli/

If it's true that one book leads to another, my next book will be The Greatest Record Ever Made! (Volume 1). Stay tuned. Your turn is coming.

This Is Rock 'n' Roll Radio with Dana & Carl airs Sunday nights from 9 to Midnight Eastern, on the air in Syracuse at SPARK! WSPJ 103.3 and 93.7 FM, streaming at SPARK stream and on the Radio Garden app as WESTCOTT RADIO. Recent shows are archived at Westcott Radio. You can read about our history here.

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Thursday, November 16, 2023

5 ABOVE: Songs With "Heart" In The Title

5 Above picks five great things within a specific category. Look out below--these are five that rise above.

Well, it was just a couple of days ago that I used a 5 Above column to tie in with the Only Three Lads podcast, anticipating an imminent episode where O3L hosts Uncle Gregg and Brett Vargo (and a Third Lad to be named later) will each offer a list of favorite albums that ya gotta own on vinyl. The question intrigued me enough that I decided to provide my own Top Five list of vinyl imperatives in response.

Each episode of O3L poses a Top Five challenge along those lines, with answers usually limited to stuff from the O3L classic alternative era of 1974-1999. And I don't know if I wanna get in the habit of answering those weekly challenges here at Boppin' (Like The Hip Folks Do) HQ...but I don't know if don't wanna get in that habit either. You think you never know with me? Man, I never know with me.

Either way, after I wrote that previous 5 Above vinyl list, I finished listening to the most recent O3L, a two-part conversation with members of the Darling Buds, which found our assembled lads and ladette addressing the question of top five songs with the word "heart" in the title. And I found myself once again compelled to participate.

I spent the metric equivalent of no time at all coming up with this list. If I just looked at my iPod, I'd probably come up with a dozen more worthies. But the 5 Above placed paradoxically below are the five that occurred to me first.

HONORABLE MENTION 1: Not really, because it doesn't qualify. But mentioning "heart" makes me think of the band Heart, and thinking of the band Heart makes me think of that time when I was 17 in 1977, and a teen girl introduced me to Heart's "Kick It Out" while telling me about her ambition to pose for Playboy. That's...actually the whole story, but I padded it like a bra here.

HONORABLE MENTION 2: "Some Hearts" by Marshall Crenshaw. I don't even mind Carrie Underwood's version.

HONORABLE MENTION 3: "Heart And Soul" by the Monkees, the first single and best track from their uneven 1987 album Pool It! Sure, the album's iffy, but "Heart And Soul" is solid, its video was perfect, and it shoulda been a hit. Its path to chart success was impeded in part by T'Pau's contemporaneous smash record with the.same title, but the real blame lies with swinish programming mooks 'n' suits at MTV, who snubbed audience demand for the Monkees and instead suffocated the resurgent Monkeemania the network itself had helped to build just the year before. Bastards.

Now: Let's lay our hearts on the line.

5. LYRES WITH STIV BATORS: Here's A Heart

When I lived in Buffalo in the '80s, the Buff State radio station WBNY-FM hooked me on Boston's phenomenal fuzz combo Lyres and their Nuggets-worthy album On Fyre. I'd already been listening to Stiv Bators for a few years by then, commencing with his work fronting the Dead Boys while I was still in college in the '70s, his incredible power pop solo singles and album for Bomp Records after that, and his subsequent role as the lead singer of Lord of the New Church; I don't recall if I heard our Stiv's interim stint with the Wanderers before I heard the Lords or later on, after the fact. My Buffalo years had their ups, downs, and way-downs, but they did grant me opportunities to see separate club shows by Lyres and the Lords of the New Church, and I remain grateful for my good fortune.

I fell particularly hard for On Fyre, and often proclaimed (as a compliment) that Lyres didn't just want to be like the early Kinks, they wanted to BE the early Kinks. Cool goal! They succeeded in being Lyres, and that was fine by me.

Here's a heart crying out for love
Here's a heart that's been guilty of loving you too much

"Here's A Heart" was originally recorded by 1960s British popmeisters Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick and Tich. I dig a lot of DDDBM&T (especially "Hold Tight"), but I don't even remember their "Here's A Heart." To me, the song belongs to Lyres and Stiv Bators, who combined forces for this 1988 single.

4. ACTION SWINGERS: No Heart And Soul

Listen: a band cool enough to twist the title of my favorite Sweet album Desolation Boulevard into their own Decimation Blvd merits immediate props in these quarters. I'd never heard of Action Swingers before plucking a used copy of that 1993 CD out of a record rack at a store in Lake George, NY some years after its release, but the punk urgency of "No Heart And Soul" got my attention, and it earned significant spinnage on This Is Rock 'n' Roll Radio.

3. THE FLASHCUBES: Sold Your Heart

"Sold Your Heart" by Flashcubes guitarist Paul Armstrong was one of my many Cubic fave raves in the late '70s, a loud and angry rant about the ache of rejection. But it's also pop, catchy as an STD, its rage borne by hooks, its melody unashamed to proclaim its essential pissed-offedness. The track was one of the Flashcubes' demos, originally unreleased, repunched and reclaimed for public consumption on the 1997 collection Bright Lights.

It was also a staple of the Flashcubes' live sets in '79, and the definitive "Sold Your Heart" is preserved on Flashcubes On Fire, a 2022 CD release of an absolutely incendiary 'Cubes show recorded at The Firebarn in Syracuse on May 26, 1979. My liner notes for that album explain why I'm such a fan; the disc itself provides an insistent, high-volume CASE CLOSED! in that regard.

2. THE RAMONES: Poison Heart

It's a given that my list would include the Ramones. My initial pick was "Listen To My Heart" from the Ramones' 1976 debut album Ramones, but "Poison Heart" (from 1992's Mondo Bizarro) emerged unbidden as the best choice. Mondo Bizarro was the first Ramones album recorded after bassist, songwriter, and founding member Dee Dee Ramone abruptly split from the group, but Dee Dee continued to write and submit songs to his erstwhile brudders-in-arms. Dee Dee co-wrote "Poison Heart" with Daniel Ray, and it's one of the very best latter-day Ramones tracks: Moody, surly, seething with a restlessness it can neither deny nor identify, delivered at a pace that breaks no necks but still simmers with the pure poison of resentment. 

D-U-M-B? It turned out that accusation was incorrect. 

1. THE SEARCHERS: Hearts In Her Eyes 

The Greatest Record Ever Made!

And DAMN, I just thought of "Radio Heart" by Willie Alexander and the Boom Boom Band. But the list stands as is. Its heart, at least, is in the right place.

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Carl's new book Gabba Gabba Hey! A Conversation With The Ramones is now available, courtesy of the good folks at Rare Bird Books. Gabba Gabba YAY!! https://rarebirdlit.com/gabba-gabba-hey-a-conversation-with-the-ramones-by-carl-cafarelli/

If it's true that one book leads to another, my next book will be The Greatest Record Ever Made! (Volume 1). Stay tuned. Your turn is coming.

This Is Rock 'n' Roll Radio with Dana & Carl airs Sunday nights from 9 to Midnight Eastern, on the air in Syracuse at SPARK! WSPJ 103.3 and 93.7 FM, streaming at SPARK stream and on the Radio Garden app as WESTCOTT RADIO. Recent shows are archived at Westcott Radio. You can read about our history here.

I'm on Twitter @CafarelliCarl