Praise for GUITARS VS. RAYGUNS!! SHORT STORIES AND OTHER WHITE LIES

My new book Guitars Vs. Rayguns!! Short Stories And Other White Lies has scored its first review. A FIVE-STAR review! Okay, granted, it's a five-star review written by a friend, but c'mon! My friends are the ONLY people likely to read this book to begin with!

So big thanks to DAVE MURRAY for putting pen to paper/fingers to keyboard to bring his review of GvsR!! into the public light of Amazon. Here 'tis:

A remarkable collection of short stories

Reviewed in the United States on July 1, 2026

Format: Paperback

Superheroes, “superheroes” , profane interplanetary rock bands, cowboys, heaven and hell. These are just some of the varied subjects of the short stories that spring from the fertile mind of music writer, prolific blogger, and long time cohost of “This is Rock ‘n’ Roll Radio with Dana and Carl,” Carl Cafarelli.

There are 27 stories here and most of them work. The many highlights include the travails of that interplanetary rock band, and the title of this collection, Guitars vs. Rayguns. The ones I enjoyed the most were the Beatles 1976 reunion concert, and two back-to-back stories that tackle the weighty subject of both hell (hilarious) and heaven (poignant).

Cafarelli is a very talented writer and I hope to see more of his “white lies” soon.

***** 

Thanks, Dave! And if any other friends wanna chime in, I betcha Amazon and Barnes and Noble would love to hear what you have to say. Outside of the big guys, the book is available as a special order from YOUR favorite indie bookstore--KEEP BOOKSTORES ALIVE!--and you can get autographed copies directly from me ($18 including Media Mail shipping within the lower 48 states, PayPal to ccdatsme@aol.com), or from me via eBay (as listed here). Buy! Read! WRITE! 

It's a pretty good book. Dave Murray says so!

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My new book of short stories Guitars Vs. Rayguns!! Short Stories And Other White Lies is out now, and you can get autographed copies of the new book and my previous book The Greatest Record Ever Made! (Volume 1) directly from me. You can still get my previous previous book Gabba Gabba Hey! A Conversation With The Ramones from publisher Rare Bird Books, OR an autographed copy here. If you like the books, please consider leaving a rating and/or review at the usual online resources.

I compiled a various-artists tribute album called Make Something Happen! A Tribute To The Flashcubes, and it's pretty damned good; you can read about it here and order it here. 

This Is Rock 'n' Roll Radio with Dana & Carl airs Sunday nights from 9 to Midnight Eastern, on the air in Syracuse at SPARK! WSPJ 103.3 and 93.7 FM, streaming at SPARK stream and on the Radio Garden app as WESTCOTT RADIO. You can read about our history here

THE GREATEST RECORD EVER MADE! Annette Funicello with the Beach Boys, "The Monkey's Uncle"

Drawn from a previous post, this is not part of my book The Greatest Record Ever Made! (Volume 1).

An infinite number of tracks can each be THE greatest record ever made, as long as they take turns. Today, this is THE GREATEST RECORD EVER MADE!

ANNETTE [FUNICELLO, with THE BEACH BOYS]: The Monkey's Uncle

Written by Robert B. Sherman and Richard M. Sherman

Produced by Salvadore Camarata

Single, Buena Vista Records, 1965 (from the film The Monkey's Uncle)

In my book The Greatest Record Ever Made! (Volume 1), my chapter about the Monkees' magnificent single "Porpoise Song (Theme From Head)" notes:

"...Everyone who knows me knows that I love the Monkees. I love the TV series, I love the prefab Kirshner-era records, the hey-hey-we're-a-real band triumph of the Headquarters LP, the Monkees with sidemen compromise of Pisces, Aquarius, Capricorn & Jones, Ltd. (my favorite Monkees album), the schtick, the ambition, the songs, the image, the truth behind the image. I'm a believer already. But there's something emphatically special about the movie Head and its soundtrack. It's part of the grit that gives the cotton candy substance...."

That said, let us not be too quick to presume the cotton candy has no substance of its own. Pop music is its own reward, and any music that moves you or touches you or engages you has no need to justify itself to anyone else. Let 'em get their own soundtrack. AND their own goddamned cotton candy.

I bring this up here to acknowledge that, for some, the legend which has grown around Brian Wilson will exalt Pet Sounds and SMiLE, but perhaps not so much the Beach Boys' earlier frothy favorites. "Surf's Up" ¡SÍ!, "Surfin' Safari" ¡NO! 

If that POV exists, I disavow its validity. "I Get Around" is essential. "Help Me Rhonda" is essential. "Little Deuce Coupe," "Shut Down," "Surfin' USA," and the rest of this fun-fun-FUN! catalog are timeless, well-crafted, well-executed absolute pop gems, and they would be worthy of accolade even if Brian Wilson's ambition and vision had never went on to declare he just wasn't made for these times.

Paradoxically as ephemeral and eternal as it gets, "The Monkey's Uncle" (written by Walt Disney Studio tunesmiths the Sherman Brothers) is the title theme from a 1965 Disney flick co-starring Tommy Kirk and Annette Funicello. The film opens with Annette singing the song on-screen with the Beach Boys backing her up, and it's a winningly goofy confection perfection. It doesn't even NEED any grit!

Straitjackets are not appropriate beach wear. We are infinite. We can dance and we can think, we can dream and we can plan, goof around and create, dive into the possibility of the immediate and conjure the promise of the abstract. We can be the beach boys and beach girls we wish to be. 

Fun, fun, fun. Life is too short to disdain fleeting opportunities to enjoy it.

If you like what you see here on Boppin' (Like The Hip Folks Do), please consider a visit to CC's Tip Jar. You can also become a Boppin' booster on my Patreon page.

My new book of short stories Guitars Vs. Rayguns!! Short Stories And Other White Lies is out now, and you can get autographed copies of the new book and my previous book The Greatest Record Ever Made! (Volume 1) directly from me. You can still get my previous previous book Gabba Gabba Hey! A Conversation With The Ramones from publisher Rare Bird Books, OR an autographed copy here. If you like the books, please consider leaving a rating and/or review at the usual online resources.

I compiled a various-artists tribute album called Make Something Happen! A Tribute To The Flashcubes, and it's pretty damned good; you can read about it here and order it here. 

This Is Rock 'n' Roll Radio with Dana & Carl airs Sunday nights from 9 to Midnight Eastern, on the air in Syracuse at SPARK! WSPJ 103.3 and 93.7 FM, streaming at SPARK stream and on the Radio Garden app as WESTCOTT RADIO. You can read about our history here