Sunday, May 24, 2026

This Is Rock 'n' Roll Radio # 1338

                      

I've been a music fan since I was a little, little kid. And I'm talkin' young, my friends--by the time the Beatles assumed control of pop culture in 1964, I was only four years old but already simply enthralled by the all-encompassing delight that melody offers. That has never changed, and it never will. Even if my sense of hearing fades to dust, the independent imaginary radio station that plays inside my head will continue to program the sounds that move me. Music is eternal. 

This weekend brought fresh opportunities to renew our commitment to music's eternal allure, and to accent it on a local Syracuse level. On Saturday night, the Neverly Brothers Trio (Gary Frenay and Arty Lenin from the Flashcubes, propelled by powerhouse homegrrl drummer Cathy LaManna) executed a killer live set at Syracuse's legendary home for rock 'n' roll, The Lost Horizon. The Nevs were opening for Syracuse's favorite son Tom Kenny, who brought his own powerhouse combo Tom Kenny & the Hi-Seas to town. Homecoming! 

It was a magic night, a reunion in a familiar setting. Tom joked that it was his first visit to the Lost in more than forty years, but that it still looks the same. And smells the same. Only more so. There could have been no better setting for the show, a gig made even more notable for the hundreds of dollars raised for a worthy local charity, sweeter for the buzz of young fans and veteran fans digging the same music side by side, and more transcendent as Gary and Arty joined Tom and his Hi-Seas for a performance of “Welcome To The Working Class,” the Frenay song that Kenny and company covered for Big Stir RecordsFlashcubes tribute album last year.

Magic? Better than magic. It’s music.

Sunday night on the radio, Dana and I were able to offer advance peeks at a trio of new as-yet-unreleased recordings by the Half/Cubes, featuring Gary Frenay and Flashcubes drummer Tommy Allen. Music’s magic continues, across time, across circumstance, and across the dents and bruises our battered souls have endured.

For decades, it's been my great fortune and great honor to bring some of that mental radio station's programming into open air, combining my inner soundtrack with Dana's inner soundtrack to create This Is Rock 'n' Roll Radio. The thrill of that continues unabated each and every Sunday night. I consider myself so lucky to have that outlet, that platform, that excuse--as if I needed an excuse--to proclaim, THIS! This right here! THIS...!!!

Of course, most of us have some kind of opportunity to share the music we love, with friends and family, and with people we don't know yet. My oft-repeated mantras remain in place: Dig what you dig. Passion is infectious. Enthusiasm is its own reward. And a love of music is worth sharing.

Listen. Enjoy. Share. Not just what we happen to like, but what you like. Music, man. Music is one of the greatest gifts any universe could ever grant us. 

For our part from our POV: Join hands. Jump up. And play. This is what rock 'n' roll radio sounded like on another Sunday night in Syracuse this week.

This Is Rock 'n' Roll Radio with Dana & Carl airs Sunday nights from 9 to Midnight Eastern, on the air in Syracuse at SPARK! WSPJ 103.3 and 93.7 FM, streaming at SPARK stream, and on the Radio Garden app as WESTCOTT RADIO

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Carl's latest book The Greatest Record Ever Made! (Volume 1) is now available, and you can order an autographed copy here. You can still get Carl's previous book Gabba Gabba Hey! A Conversation With The Ramones from publisher Rare Bird Books. If you like the books, please consider leaving a rating and/or review at the usual online resources.

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TIRnRR # 1338: 5/24/2026
TIRnRR FRESH SPINS! Songs we think we ain’t played before are listed in bold

THE HALF/CUBES: Starless Summer Sky (JEM, forthcoming)
THE LEMON TWIGS: Look For Your Mind (Captured Tracks, Look For Your Mind!)
TODD RUNDGREN: Happenings Ten Years Time Ago (Bearsville, Faithful)
RONNIE SPECTOR: Favorite Waste Of Time (Bad Girl Sounds, Something's Gonna Happen)
DINOSAUR JR.: Just Like Heaven (Merge, You're Living All Over Me)
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THE GLIMMER STARS: Better Day (Rum Bar, Someday's A Long Time)
GRAHAM PARKER AND THE GOLDTOPS: Hotel Chambermaid (Big Stir, Quality Footwear: Live At The Brook)
THE NERVES: When You Find Out (Alive, One Way Ticket)
VELVET OPERA: There's A Hole In My Pocket (Think Like A Key Music, Ride A Hustler's Dream)
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THE AMPLIFIER HEADS: A Song Called Sha La La (single)
THE SMALL FACES: Sha-La-La-La-Lee (Deram, The Anthology 1965-1967)
THE FLASHCUBES: Got No Mind (Northside, Flashcubes On Fire)
TOM PETTY AND THE HEARTBREAKERS: The Waiting (MCA, Anthology: Through The Years)
THE RUNAWAYS: Wait For Me (Hip-O Select, The Mercury Albums Anthology)
THE REPLACEMENTS: Can't Hardly Wait (Sire, For Sale: Live At Maxwell's 1986)
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THE HALF/CUBES: Get Down (JEM, forthcoming)
IKE AND TINA TURNER: Get Back (Music Brokers, VA: The Many Faces Of The Beatles [A Journey Through The Inner World Of The Beatles])
BANDA AL9: I Wanna Be Your Boyfriend (Wicked Cool, single)
LEW LEWIS: Wait (Stiff, Save The Wail)
THE REDUCERS: Let's Go (Rev-Ola, Redux)
AMY RIGBY: Dancing With Joey Ramone (Signature Sounds, Little Fugitive)
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PRISONER: La Femme Qui S'était Faite Toute Seule  (Wicked Cool, single)
LES HANDCLAPS: Je Pense Encore À Toi (Handclaps, Sessions: Brooklyn)
THE DAHLMANNS: Dark Side With You (FABCOM!/Waterside, Life In Reverse)
LES FLEUR DE LYS: Circles (Rhino, VA: Nuggets II [Original Artyfacts From The British Empire And Beyond 1964-1969])
THE FOUR TOPS: If I Were A Carpenter (Motown, 50th Anniversary--The Singles Collection 1964-1972)
EDISON LIGHTHOUSE: Love Grows (Where My Rosemary Goes) (Varese Sarabande, VA: Bubblegum Classics 5: The Voice Of Tony Burrows)
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HAYLEY AND THE CRUSHERS: Jewel Case (single)
TAMAR BERK: Skipping The Cracks (n/a, The Restless Dreams Of Youth)
THE CYNZ: Ghost Rider (Jem, Confess)
BLONDIE: Union City Blue (Chrysalis, The Platinum Collection)
THE VOGUES: Five O'Clock World (Varese Sarabande, The Best Of The Vogues)
CARLENE CARTER: Love Is A 4-Letter Verb (Demon, Musical Shapes/Blue Nun)
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The Greatest Record Ever Made!
RIHANNA: Shut Up And Drive (Def Jam, Good Girl Gone Bad: Reloaded)
THE STRAWBERRY ZOTS: And You Drive Your Pretty Car (BMG, Cars, Flowers, Telephones)
THE RAMONES: Go Lil Camaro Go (Sire, Halfway To Sanity)
ROSETTA STONE: Drive On (Wizzard In Vinyl, Retrospective Roller)
MARVIN GAYE: Hitch Hike (Motown, That Stubborn Kinda' Fellow)
MARY LOU LORD: Driven Away (Fire, She'd Be A Diamond)
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HIGH ON STRESS: Can You Feel Me? (Rum Bar, Still Here)
THE FOUR JUST MEN: Things Will Never Be The Same (Strawberry, VA: Let's Stomp! Merseybeat And Beyond 1962-1969)
THE WELL WISHERS: Pox On Everything (n/a, Expected Outcomes)
THE RAMONES: Surfin' Safari (Captain Oi!, Acid Eaters)
GO TIME!: Rules Don't Apply (Kool Kat Musik, 11)
THE BUZZCOCKS: Love You More (IRS, Singles Going Study)
THE SPONGETONES: Words And Music (Black Vinyl, Oh Yeah!)
JERRY LEE LEWIS AND THE NASHVILLE TEENS: High School Confidential (Spectrum, "Live" At The Star-Club, Hamburg)
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THE HALF/CUBES: Ghost At Number One (JEM, forthcoming)
THE BROTHERS JOHNSON: Strawberry Letter 23 (Rhino, VA: Can You Dig It? The '70s Soul Experience)
THE BANDWAGON: People Got To Be Free (Kent Soul, Breakin' Down The Walls Of Heartache: The Best Of 1968-1975)
THE HALF/CUBES FEATURING GLENN BURTNICK: Bend Me, Shape Me (Jem, single)
THE BEATLES: Good Day Sunshine (Apple, Revolver)
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THE SHIRTS: Starts With A Handshake (Think Like A Key Music, Live At Paradise 1979)

Tonight on THIS IS ROCK 'N' ROLL RADIO


Wanna hear new music from THE HALF/CUBES? Of course you do--you have a pulse! We'll quicken that pulse with not one, not two, but THREE new tracks from our beloved Half/Cubes, and further enhance that heart-beatin' riddum with more new sounds by THE LEMON TWIGS, THE DAHLMANNS, THE AMPLIFIER HEADS, THE GLIMMER STARS, GRAHAM PARKER AND THE GOLDTOPS, HAYLEY AND THE CRUSHERS, PRISONER, and HIGH ON STRESS, recent irresistible releases by THE CYNZ, THE WELL WISHERS, BANDA AL9, GO TIME!, and THE SHIRTS, and your prerequisite classics from THE FLASHCUBES, THE KNACK, RONNIE SPECTOR, VELVET OPERA, THE NERVES, THE SMALL FACES, IKE AND TINA TURNER, TOM PETTY AND THE HEARTBREAKERS, THE RAMONES, AMY RIGBY, TAMAR BERK, BLONDIE, CARLENE CARTER, MARVIN GAYE, THE RUNAWAYS, MARY LOU LORD, THE BUZZCOCKS, THE SPONGETONES, THE FOUR TOPS, JERRY LEE LEWIS, ROSETTA STONE, THE BROTHERS JOHNSON, and more. And as noted: THE HALF/CUBES, THE HALF/CUBES, THE HALF/CUBES, and what the hell, one more recent gem by THE HALF/CUBES. Ready to get Cubic? We'll meet you halfway. Sunday night, 9 to Midnight Eastern, on the air in Syracuse at SPARK! WSPJ 103.3 and 93.7 FM, streaming via sparksyracuse.org, and as WESTCOTT RADIO on the Radio Garden app. The weekend stops HERE!

Saturday, May 23, 2026

Musical artists mentioned in my book GUITARS VS. RAYGUNS!! SHORT STORIES AND OTHER WHITE LIES

My new book Guitars Vs. Rayguns!! Short Stories And Other White Lies is my first long-form fiction project, following two nonfiction music books (2023's Gabba Gabba Hey! A Conversation With The Ramones and 2024's The Greatest Record Ever Made! [Volume 1]). I'll be returning to nonfiction for my next two books (Make Something Happen! The DIY Story Of A Power Pop Band Called THE FLASHCUBES and a secret collaboration I'm referring to as I, [Redacted Redacted]. Down the road apiece, I have three novels in various early stages of pre-prep. I hope to write a big ol' little stack of books over the next few years, mixing fiction and nonfiction projects as my whims dictate.

But even as I delve more into just making stuff up, my love of music is an integral part of my writing's DNA. Of the three eventual novels referenced above, one of them--Meet The Frantiks!--features a fictional 1960s pop combo as a key element, and some incidental music content is likely in the other two novels (Lazarus Lives and The Legends Of The Copperhead Kid).

My new short story collection includes some fictional rock groups, notably the titular Guitars Vs. Rayguns, plus one short short about a combo I call Pants-On Flyers. There is a short story about a 1976 Beatles reunion concert, and one of the five Guitars Vs. Rayguns stories includes a cameo by legendary Rock And Roll Hall Of Famer [redacted].

Beyond those, the book contains a ton of passing references to real-life musical performers. Many of these are acts that our imaginary pop group Guitars Vs. Rayguns have covered in their live sets or rehearsals (or in their jam session with [redacted]), and we'll also hear a guy listing artists he prefers to his pesky younger brother's fave raves Pants-On Flyers, a girl telling her mother about Joan Jett, time-travel options to see Cab Calloway, Jimi Hendrix, or Enrico Caruso, a plot gimmick inspired (with proper credit) by the pilot episode of The Monkees, my own this-actually-happened! memory of singing a Ramones song onstage with members of 1.4.5. and Perilous, a guitarist's O'Jays t-shirt, some professional baseball players' choices of Now-batting! song intros, and random recording artists shuffled on an iPod as a frazzled guy tries to drive through a Midwest blizzard. The references may not seem material, but they suggest the specific soundtrack of the lies I'm attempting to tell.

Here they are! Musical artists mentioned in GUITARS VS. RAYGUNS!! SHORT STORIES AND OTHER WHITE LIES

1.4.5.
Arthur Alexander
Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass
P. P. Arnold
Richie Barrett
The Bay City Rollers
The Beatles
Chuck Berry
Big Star
Blondie
David Bowie
The Buzzcocks
Cab Calloway
Enrico Caruso
Ray Charles
The Chiffons
Eric Clapton
Eddie Cochran
The Cynz 
Bob Dylan
The Eagles
The Everly Brothers
The Flashcubes
Aretha Franklin
Dizzy Gillespie
The Girls From Petticoat Junction
The Grip Weeds
Guadalcanal Diary
Neil Hefti
Jimi Hendrix
Buddy Holly/The Crickets
The Impressions
The Isley Brothers
Wanda Jackson
The Jam
James Jamerson
Etta James
Rick James
Tommy James
Joan Jett
Elton John
Bobby Keys
The Kinks
KISS
Gladys Knight and the Pips
Al Kooper
Little Richard
LL Cool J
Madonna
The Markettes
Dean Martin
The Memphis Horns
The Miracles
The Monkees
Motörhead
Olivia Newton-John
Harry Nilsson
The O'Jays
Yoko Ono
Roy Orbison
Perilous
Carl Perkins
Pop Co-Op
Elvis Presley
Prince
Suzi Quatro
Question Mark and the Mysterians
The Ramones
James Ray
Otis Redding
R.E.M.
Return To Forever
Nelson Riddle
Chan Romero
Sam and Dave
The Selecter
The Sex Pistols
Paul Simon/Simon and Garfunkel
Frank Sinatra
Slade
Sly and the Family Stone
The Small Faces
The Smithereens
Ronnie Spector
Spinal Tap
Dusty Springfield
Sting
The Stylistics
The Supremes
Talking Heads
The Trammps
The Who
Larry Williams
Stevie Wonder
Wonderboy

If the list isn't complete, it's pretty durn close. I'm omitting acts that are referenced in the book but not specifically mentioned by name. I don't mention Blondie or Sly and the Family Stone, but I do mention both Sly Stone and Blondie drummer Clem Burke, and I figure those qualify. The list doesn't include group members mentioned individually if their band is also mentioned (like Sid Vicious of the Sex Pistols, Dennis Diken of the Smithereens, Tommy Allen of the Flashcubes, Gene Simmons of KISS, Michael Nesmith of the Monkees, Marky Ramone, Joey Ramone, Dee Dee RamoneDerek Smalls of Spinal Tap, Keith Moon of the Who, and each of the Beatles (John, Paul, George, Ringo, Pete, and Stu). Finally, the list excludes artists (like Neil Diamond and Lynyrd Skynyrd) whose work is referenced in the book without ever naming the artist. 

The finished book is still navigating the proofreading process. I should have it available for order (as paperback and e-book) within a couple of weeks. For those who choose to get it: I hope you enjoy my tapestry of lies. And as you read, I hope you can imagine hearing the music that accompanies those lies.

If you like what you see here on Boppin' (Like The Hip Folks Do), please consider a visit to CC's Tip Jar. You can also become a Boppin' booster on my Patreon page.

I compiled a various-artists tribute album called Make Something Happen! A Tribute To The Flashcubes, and it's pretty damned good; you can read about it here and order it here. My new book The Greatest Record Ever Made! (Volume 1) is now available, and you can order an autographed copy here. You can still get my previous book Gabba Gabba Hey! A Conversation With The Ramones from publisher Rare Bird Books, OR an autographed copy here. If you like the books, please consider leaving a rating and/or review at the usual online resources.

This Is Rock 'n' Roll Radio with Dana & Carl airs Sunday nights from 9 to Midnight Eastern, on the air in Syracuse at SPARK! WSPJ 103.3 and 93.7 FM, streaming at SPARK stream and on the Radio Garden app as WESTCOTT RADIO. You can read about our history here.

Friday, May 22, 2026

10 SONGS: 5/22/2026

10 Songs is a weekly list of ten songs that happen to be on my mind at the moment. The lists are usually dominated by songs played on the previous Sunday night's edition of This Is Rock 'n' Roll Radio with Dana & Carl. The idea was inspired by Don Valentine of the essential blog I Don't Hear A Single

This week's edition of 10 Songs draws exclusively from the playlist for This Is Rock 'n' Roll Radio # 1337

THE LEMON TWIGS: 2 Or 3

We are big fans of rockin' pop music, and we are delighted when the music we love is able to connect with a larger audience. The Lemon Twigs have garnered some buzz within our power pop world, and while they may not secure a TODAY'S HITS! radio berth alongside Taylor Swift and Sabrina Carpenter, we hope they do. Hell, we hope they record a track with Taylor and/or Sabrina. It's pop music. It's supposed to be popular.

Our own little mutant radio program has not given the Lemon Twigs a ton of airplay; believe it or not, I think we may have played Taylor Swift more often than we've played the Lemon Twigs, though that would be just a function of our short attention span (and my determination to demonstrate that some of Swift's stuff can fit in just swell alongside the Ramones, the Four Tops, and the Muffs in our chosen format--it's ALL pop music). We're going to try to program the Lemon Twigs more often; it's a bandwagon well worth hoppin' on for the ride.

No better place to start than the Lemon Twigs' latest album Look For Your Mind! Our friends at The Spoon podcast recently hooked me on the exquisite Look For Your Mind! gem "2 Or 3," compelling us to open our own show with that track. We'll hear the new album's title tune on Sunday night. Let's get this bandwagon movin'!

MARSHALL CRENSHAW: What Time Is It

The Jive Five's 1962 doo-wop classic "What Time Is It?" is one of my all-time favorite individual tracks, and it earned a chapter in my book The Greatest Record Ever Made! (Volume 1). I was introduced to the song via Marshall Crenshaw's sublime 'n' dreamy cover version, heard on MC's 1983 album Field Day. Crenshaw's rendition held me in instant thrall from the second I heard it, and if my heart's desire migrated to the Jive Five, I never stopped loving the version I heard first.

This week, Dana's spin of the Distractions' "Time Goes By So Slow" prompted me to follow with "What Time Is It?" I had the Jive Five in mind, but then reconsidered and programmed Marshall Crenshaw's (punctuation-free) cover instead. Couldn't go wrong either way.

(Later, when annotating track credits for the posted playlist, I realized this was the first-ever TIRnRR spin for Marshall Crenshaw's "What Time Is It." As The Spoon's Robbie Rist recently reminded me, time takes time. Tick, tock.)

GRAHAM PARKER AND THE GOLDTOPS: Black Lincoln Continental

Another advance peek at Quality Footware: Live At The Brook, the forthcoming new live album from the elemental forces of Graham Parker and the Goldtops. "Black Lincoln Continental" is already available as a single, as is "Soul Shoes," which we played a couple of weeks back. On our next show, we'll treat you to the Quality Footware live cut of the first Graham Parker song I heard (back when I was an impressionable teen surgically affixed to my radio). Grab your soul shoes and hop in your black Lincoln Continental; on Sunday night, we've got a date with a hotel chambermaid.

THE JIVE FIVE: My True Story

Having given the Jive Five's first-set spot to Marshall Crenshaw's "What Time Is It," it was only fair to give the doo-woppers their due with an airing of their only big hit, 1961's # 3 smash "My True Story." This solution spared us from having to cry CRY cry whoa-oh-oh our blues away. This story's ended. It was no lie!

BLONDIE: Little Girl Lies

My next book is a short story collection called Guitars Vs. Rayguns!! Short Stories And Other White Lies. It's my first full-length foray into fiction, following two nonfiction books about music, and it does incorporate a lot of musical influences into its gathering of deliberate lies. The book takes its title from a series of short stories I wrote about a group of rock 'n' roll musicians from Earth playing gigs on other planets, and it name-checks (mostly in passing) a whole bunch of artists, from Enrico Caruso to LL Cool J. I'll post a list of the book's musical name-checks in the very near future.

I don't think I got around to name-checking Blondie, but I do mention one of the group's individual members. Not the gorgeous one you'd automatically expect me to mention! Blondie's powerhouse drummer Clem Burke is cited in this sequence from a story that appears late in the book, as uttered by planet-hopping Guitar Vs. Rayguns drummer Leiko:

Leiko leaned in for emphasis. "I'm Keith fucking Moon. I'm Marky fucking Ramone. I'm Clem fucking Burke. I'm Dennis fucking Diken from the Smithereens, Tommy fucking Allen from the Flashcubes, Ringo fucking Starr if I wanna be Ringo fucking Starr.

"I'm fucking LEIKO, bitches!"

I'm...convinced. Also frightened.

Leiko's a big girl, and she's neither cryin' nor lyin'. As I prepare the publication of my new book of little boy lies, TIRnRR offers this celebratory spin of Blondie's "Little Girl Lies." We hope Leiko would approve. If it pisses her off, I'm pretty sure she won't allow her status as, y'know, fictional to prevent her from kicking our asses.

THE WELL WISHERS: Pox On Everything

Nowadays, "pox on everything" may serve as go-to mantra. It also serves as the title of a new treat from TIRnRR Fave Raves the Well Wishers. Along with "Back Of The Line," "Pox On Everything" is one of two advance tracks from the next Well Wishers album Expected Outcomes. The album is due in June, we played both of the advance tracks this week, and we're playing "Pox On Everything" again on our next show. Think of us as pox protection! Apply the pox only where it's warranted. No shortage of options there...

TOM KENNY & THE HI-SEAS: Welcome To The Working Class

The Greatest Record Ever Made!

MOTÖRHEAD: Motörhead

On our May 10th show, the weekly Greatest Record Ever Made! spot was occupied by "Please Don't Touch," an invigmoratin' 1981 cover of a Johnny Kidd and the Pirates classic, executed by Headgirl. Headgirl were the combined metal might of the boys in Motörhead and the girls in Girlschool, and that week's extravaganza also featured a spin of Girlschool's oomph-driven cover of T. Rex's "20th Century Boy." We figured we owed Motörhead their own reciprocal playlist representation this week. Hey, howzabout the first Motörhead track I ever heard? The eponymous li'l number "Motörhead" was on an absolutely ace 1977 various-artists borgasmord called Geef Voor New Wave, a record I snagged as a teen punk and proceeded to play over und over with the manic obsession (and commensurate volume) one should expect a proper teen punk would bring to such a thing. MOTÖRHEAD!

SPECTRAFLAME: Yesterday (Jane)

A couple of weeks ago, we offered our first spin of Spectraflame's nifty single "Yesterday (Jane)," but we played the wrong mix, an earlier version not considered the definitive version. This is because we're inept. Luckily, we have tenure, and we played the correct mix this week, righting (our own) wrongs and making the world safe for pop music. POP MUSIC IS SAVED! Just doin' our job.

THE BEATLES: Do You Want To Know A Secret

No secret: My book Guitars Vs. Rayguns!! Short Stories And Other White Lies includes a short story about a fictional 1976 Beatles reunion. While nearly all of the musical performers referenced in the book are just mentioned in passing, the Beatles appear as characters in their own story. Elsewhere in the book, one other real-life performer does actively participate in a very brief cameo role.

Which real-life performer? That's still a secret, told in a story that I have not yet shared with anyone. Leiko knows who the performer is, even though [redacted] isn't known as a drummer. But Leiko knows. 

And she approves. The book should be out in early June.

If you like what you see here on Boppin' (Like The Hip Folks Do), please consider a visit to CC's Tip Jar. You can also become a Boppin' booster on my Patreon page.

I compiled a various-artists tribute album called Make Something Happen! A Tribute To The Flashcubes, and it's pretty damned good; you can read about it here and order it here. My new book The Greatest Record Ever Made! (Volume 1) is now available, and you can order an autographed copy here. You can still get my previous book Gabba Gabba Hey! A Conversation With The Ramones from publisher Rare Bird Books, OR an autographed copy here. If you like the books, please consider leaving a rating and/or review at the usual online resources.

This Is Rock 'n' Roll Radio with Dana & Carl airs Sunday nights from 9 to Midnight Eastern, on the air in Syracuse at SPARK! WSPJ 103.3 and 93.7 FM, streaming at SPARK stream and on the Radio Garden app as WESTCOTT RADIO. You can read about our history here.

Thursday, May 21, 2026

The "Art" of my short story collection GUITARS VS. RAYGUNS!


As I go through the process of prepping publication of my short story collection Guitars Vs. Rayguns!! Short Stories And Other White Lies, I've decided to cheapen the book's look by adding some of my own artwork. 

NO! Don't run away! Please...?

The decision was mostly a bow to logistics. The book's formatting left too many blank spaces at the ends of some of the individual stories, and I didn't like the look of that. So, taking a cue from the original 1930s pulp magazines that were among my inspirations, I've inserted spot illustrations here and there. These are mostly thumbnail sketches, though there are a few that will occupy their own full pages. I rendered almost all of them in my preferred medium (i.e., ballpoint pen on individual little sheets of scrap paper). As I went along, I got into the idea of being this book's de facto artist, albeit very much an amateur artist. 

The only item among this book's graphics that I can say stands up and stands out is its cover, a guitar-and-pulp visual I staged and photographed:

I'm biased, but I think this is one beautiful and spot-on cover. My interior scrawls 'n' sketches can't match that, but nor do I think they detract. As for the stories? I'm very proud of the stories. And I'm very proud of this book, scribbled artwork and all. 

Today's post collects (almost) all of the artwork from Guitars Vs. Rayguns!! Short Stories And Other White Lies, from the acknowledgments page kickoff seen up top through Groucho at the end of the book, tellin' us he must be going. The only things missing here are a self-portrait I rendered around 1975 and a photo of the autograph I got from Harlan Ellison not long thereafter. Fifty years ago, at the time of that self-portrait and that autograph, I was a teenager besotted by Harlan Ellison and DC Comics. I wanted to be a writer and an artist, telling stories of my own invention. I've been a writer for decades, though mostly a writer of nonfiction. 

Now? I'm finally a professional liar. I can prove it in words, and I can also prove it with pictures.

Guitars Vs. Rayguns!! Short Stories And Other White Lies gathers tales of a foul-mouthed rock 'n' roll guitarist hijacked into space, an Old West gunslinger, a film noir gun moll who longs to be in a musical, a humorous fill-in superhero suddenly called to greatness, a former boy band star turned record company fix-it man, a would-be painter, an obsessed collector, a fated swordswoman, a fallen giant, a frustrated time traveler, a condemned sinner guiding tourists in Hell, a departed soul interviewing for a spot in Heaven, a 1976 Beatles reunion concert, and other untruths detailing love, loss, disappointment, a fascination with shiny objects, and—occasionally--a juvenile sense of humor. 

You can read more about the book right here.

And here's the "art" of Guitars Vs. Rayguns!! Short Stories And Other White Lies.

If you like what you see here on Boppin' (Like The Hip Folks Do), please consider a visit to CC's Tip Jar. You can also become a Boppin' booster on my Patreon page.

I compiled a various-artists tribute album called Make Something Happen! A Tribute To The Flashcubes, and it's pretty damned good; you can read about it here and order it here. My new book The Greatest Record Ever Made! (Volume 1) is now available, and you can order an autographed copy here. You can still get my previous book Gabba Gabba Hey! A Conversation With The Ramones from publisher Rare Bird Books, OR an autographed copy here. If you like the books, please consider leaving a rating and/or review at the usual online resources.

This Is Rock 'n' Roll Radio with Dana & Carl airs Sunday nights from 9 to Midnight Eastern, on the air in Syracuse at SPARK! WSPJ 103.3 and 93.7 FM, streaming at SPARK stream and on the Radio Garden app as WESTCOTT RADIO. You can read about our history here.