
Get thee behind me, Jolene.
In my book Guitars Vs. Rayguns!! Short Stories And Other White Lies, a story called "You'll Be Judged By The Hearts You Broke" contains this sequence, as an angel named Ms. Padir reviews the case for a recently deceased man named Sam and his request to enter Heaven. Ms. Padir tells Sam:
"You have not lived a sinless life, Sam, but no one does. Well, Nelson Mandela. Anne Frank, Steve Irwin, and Satchel Paige came pretty close. Oh, and Elvis. We look at the whole record...."
I am kicking myself for not including Dolly Parton in this list. Then again, when I wrote the story, Dolly Parton was still technically mortal.
We overuse the words legend and icon, but if they don't apply to Dolly Parton, then they don't apply to anyone. Her impact on popular music was damned near incalculable, which makes it all the more incredible that she was still so much more than just her music: A role model, an agent of charity, a celebrity who used her fame in service of greater good, a supporter of literacy, an ambassador of dignity, and a true believer in the acceptance and acknowledgement of the marginalized and underappreciated.
Dolly Parton accomplished all of this with a smile and a drawl, a self-deprecating laugh, a hint of earthiness, and a deliberately-designed cartoon image that she could assume or transcend at will. She was as Godly a person as any mortal could be, yet she didn't see herself as better than others. She was proud--she had every right to be proud--but she was also humble, and she considered herself one of us. We are fortunate to have lived at a time in which this world was graced by the presence of Ms. Dolly Parton.
A perfect life? Dolly Parton came as close to achieving that as anyone ever. Icon. Legend. But above all else, Dolly was a lovely person dedicated to the pursuit of what's right. With or without the down-home glitz and glamor, we should all strive to be more like Dolly Parton.
I'm sure Ms. Padir would agree.
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TIRnRR # 1351: 8/30/2026
TIRnRR FRESH SPINS! Songs we think we ain’t played before are listed in bold
[REDACTED] FEATURING [REDACTED]: [REDACTED] (Big Stir, single)
THE CARS: Getting Through (Elektra, Panorama)
THE CATHOLIC GIRLS: Someone New [1981] (JSP, Rock N' Roll School For Girls)
DOLLY PARTON: Release Me (Prism, VA: Legends Of Country)
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DOLLY PARTON: Don't Drop Out (Rhino, VA: One Kiss Can Lead To Another: Girl Group Sounds--Lost & Found)
DEPECHE MODE: Just Can't Get Enough (Sire, The Best Of Depeche Mode Volume 1)
DAVID RUFFIN: Let Somebody Love Me (Hip-O Select, David Ruffin--The Unreleased Album)
THE WATERBOYS: On My Way To Heaven [Amped-Up Mix] (MOJO, Abandonment And Love [Lost. Rare. Live. 1986-1989])
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TAJ MAHAL: Ain't That A Lot Of Love (Abkco, VA: The Rolling Stones Rock And Roll Circus)
SPECTRAFLAME: The Look In Your Eyes (single) THE BANGLES: Angels Don't Fall In Love (Columbia, Different Light)
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THE SUMMERTIMES: Save You Now (single) HAIM: Don't Save Me (Polydor, Days Are Gone)
THE WONDERS: That Thing You Do! (Play-Tone, VA: That Thing You Do! OST)
THE ENGLISH BEAT: Save It For Later (Shout Factory, Keep The Best: The Very Best Of The English Beat)
THE HALF/CUBES: The Mighty Quinn (Jem, VA: Jem Records Celebrates Bob Dylan)
THE TOURISTS: Save Me (BMG, Greatest Hits)
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YACHTS: Yachting Types [single version] (Cherry Red, VA: Suffice To Say--The Complete Yachts Collection)
RICHARD X. HEYMAN: Local Paper (Cypress, Living Room!!)
GIRLSCHOOL: Emergency (Lemon, The Singles)
JOE JACKSON: Sunday Papers (A & M, Steppin' Out: The Very Best Of Joe Jackson)
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THE RAMONES: I Wanna Be Sedated (Rhino, Road To Ruin)
EARTH, WIND AND FIRE: September (Columbia, The Eternal Dance)
THE DONNAS: I Don't Want To Go To School (Real Gone Music, Early Singles 1995-1999)
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The Greatest Record Ever Made!
THE BOYS: I Don't Wanna Go (Zero Hour, VA: Power Pop From The Garage: Austalian Power Pop, 74-86)
THE SMASHING PUMPKINS: 1979 (Virgin, Melon Collie And The Infinite Sadness)
REDD KROSS: 1976 (Atlantic, Third Eye)
THE STOOGES: 1969 (Virgin, IGGY POP: A Million In Prizes: The Anthology)
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TIM CURRY: I Do The Rock (A & M, Fearless)
BETH PEABODY: Get It Out (single) THE ROLLING STONES: Not Fade Away (Abcko, Singles Collection--The London Years)
SHELLY FABARES AND HERMAN'S HERMITS: Make Me Happy (MGM, Hold On! OST)
BIG STAR: I'm In Love With A Girl (Ardent, # 1 Record/Radio City)
OSCAR TONEY JR.: Ain't That True Love (Westside, Oscar's Winners)
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THE MONKEES: For Pete's Sake [TV edit] (Rhino, Headquarters [& Beyond])
HOLLY GOLIGHTLY: You Ain't No Big Thing (Damaged Goods, My First Holly Golightly Album)
ETTA JAMES [FEATURING HARVEY FUQUA]: If I Can't Have You (MCA, At Last!)
DOLLY PARTON: Jolene (RCA Nashville, Ultimate Dolly Parton)
THE BEATLES: Act Naturally (Apple, Help!)
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DOLLY PARTON, LINDA RONSTADT AND EMMYLOU HARRIS: After The Gold Rush (Rhino, The Complete Trio Collection)