Top 10 First Things Gary Will Do When He Gets Home

On Facebook, my friend Gary recently posed the rhetorical question, "What's the first thing Gary will do when he gets home?" I ignored the "rhetorical" part and responded: 



From the home office in North Syracuse, NY:

THE TOP 10 FIRST THINGS GARY WILL DO WHEN HE GETS HOME

10. The Hokey Pokey
9.   The Macareña
8.   The Electric Slide
7.   The Hustle
6.   The Twist. Again. Like he did last summer
5.   That thing he do
4.   It. Whatever it is. ('Til he's satisfied)
3.   It (if it feels good)
2.   Wash the blood out her hair

Wait--sorry! That's one of the Top 10 First Things CARRIE Will Do When She Gets Home From The Prom

2.   Anything he wanna do

And the # 1 first thing Gary will do when he gets home:

1.   The right thing. ALWAYS do the right thing.



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