Friday, February 11, 2022

THE GREATEST RECORD EVER MADE! (Volume 1): a summary so far

Our favorite records don't live in isolation. Each one has a story to tell.

My long-threatened book The Greatest Record Ever Made! (Volume 1) is based on a conviction that an infinite number of tracks can each be THE greatest record ever made, as long as they take turns. I began poking at the concept in 2016, and I began trying to turn it into a book in 2018. There have been steps forward and steps back along the long-threatened book's path to will itself into existence. 

But the book itself was completed a little over a month ago. The current draft totals just under 152,000 words. As I go through revisions and try to get the work to someone who can help make things happen, I want to consolidate a few points in one handy-dandy GREM! reference spot.

You can see links to each of my 34 GREM! video blogs here.

You can read the book's foreword, introduction, and first few chapters here. (These are earlier drafts, so some changes have been implemented since these were posted. Still gives you the gist of what I'm doing.)

Here are a few other sample chapters (also in earlier drafts):


The book's current Table of Contents appears below. But before you dive in to experience its splendor, it's worth repeating this caveat from one of the book's introductory chapters:

"This specific disclaimer is worth highlighting in bold and all-caps: THIS IS NOT INTENDED AS AN EXHAUSTIVE LIST OF THE BEST RECORDS EVER MADE! Jesus, no! The chapters in this book cover a number of popular and personal favorites, but it's nowhere near comprehensive, and it's not meant to be. It's a discussion and a celebration of pop's infinite promise--nothing more, nothing less."

Ready? Let's GO!

THE GREATEST RECORD EVER MADE! (VOLUME 1) 

Table of Contents

FOREWORD
DISCLAIMERS AND DECLARATIONS (A User's Guide To The Greatest Record Ever Made!)
A Fistful Of 45s
OVERTURE THE RAMONES: Do You Remember Rock 'n' Roll Radio?
1. BADFINGER: Baby Blue
2. CHUCK BERRY: Promised Land
3. DUSTY SPRINGFIELD: I Only Want To Be With You
4. THE SEX PISTOLS: God Save The Queen
5. ELVIS PRESLEY: Heartbreak Hotel
6. WILLIE MAE "BIG MAMA" THORNTON: Hound Dog
7. PATTI SMITH: Gloria
8. LITTLE RICHARD: The Girl Can't Help It
9. NEIL DIAMOND: Brother Love's Traveling Salvation Show
10. CRAZY ELEPHANT: Gimme Gimme Good Lovin' 
11. WILSON PICKETT: In The Midnight Hour
12. THE HOLLIES: I Can't Let Go
13. MELANIE WITH THE EDWIN HAWKINS SINGERS: Lay Down (Candles In The Rain)
14. THE ROMANTICS: What I Like About You
15. SAM COOKE: Chain Gang
16. PETULA CLARK: Downtown
17. ARTHUR ALEXANDER: Soldier Of Love
18. TRANSLATOR: Everywhere That I'm Not
19. LESLEY GORE: You Don't Own Me
20. THE SHANGRI-LAS: Leader Of The Pack
21. THE SHIRELLES: Will You Love Me Tomorrow
22. THE RAMONES: Sheena Is A Punk Rocker
23. AMY RIGBY: Dancing With Joey Ramone
24. PINK FLOYD: Wish You Were Here
25. GLADYS KNIGHT AND THE PIPS: Midnight Train To Georgia
26.THE BOBBY FULLER FOUR: I Fought The Law
27. MERLE HAGGARD: Mama Tried
28. THE TEMPTATIONS: Papa Was A Rollin' Stone
29. BUDDY HOLLY: Peggy Sue/Everyday
30. ROBERTA FLACK: Killing Me Softly With His Song
31. JOHNNY NASH: I Can See Clearly Now
32. ELTON JOHN: Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting
33. SUZI QUATRO: I May Be Too Young
34. ALICE COOPER: School's Out
35. THE RARE BREED/THE OHIO EXPRESS: Beg, Borrow And Steal
36. ARTHUR CONLEY: Sweet Soul Music
37. OTIS REDDING: (Sittin' On) The Dock Of The Bay
38. ARETHA FRANKLIN: Respect
39. THE MONKEES: The Girl I Knew Somewhere
40. THE MONKEES: Porpoise Song (Theme From Head)
41. PRINCE: When You Were Mine
42. THE 13th FLOOR ELEVATORS: You're Gonna Miss Me
43. THE ROLLING STONES: Get Off Of My Cloud
44. PAUL REVERE AND THE RAIDERS: Just Like Me
45. BOB DYLAN: Like A Rolling Stone
46. THE KINGSMEN: Louie, Louie
47. BARON DAEMON AND THE VAMPIRES: The Transylvania Twist
48. THE MARVELETTES: I'll Keep Holding On
49. THE WHO: I Can't Explain
50. TODD RUNDGREN: Couldn't I Just Tell You
51. SHOES: Tomorrow Night
52. THE FLASHCUBES: No Promise
53. TELEVISION: Elevation
54. DONNA SUMMER: I Feel Love
55. SMOKEY ROBINSON AND THE MIRACLES: The Tears Of A Clown
56. JUDAS PRIEST: Heading Out To The Highway
57. THE DIXIE CUPS: Iko Iko
58. THE NEW YORK DOLLS: Personality Crisis
59. MILLIE SMALL: My Boy Lollipop
60. THE EASYBEATS: Friday On My Mind
61. IKE AND TINA TURNER: River Deep Mountain High
62. THE RONETTES: Be My Baby
63. RONNIE SPECTOR AND THE E STREET BAND: Say Goodbye To Hollywood
64. BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN: Girls In Their Summer Clothes
65. KISS: Shout It Out Loud
66. THE LEFT BANKE: Walk Away, Renee
67. THE BAY CITY ROLLERS: Rock And Roll Love Letter
68. THE KNICKERBOCKERS: Lies
69. THE WONDERS: That Thing You Do!
70. THE GO-GO'S: We Got The Beat
INTERLUDE The Tottenham Sound Of...The Beatles?!
71. THE DAVE CLARK FIVE: Any Way You Want It
72. JAMES BROWN: Please, Please, Please
73. GRAND FUNK: We're An American Band
74. THE VELVELETTES: He Was Really Sayin' Somethin'
75. THE FIRST CLASS: Beach Baby
76. THE ISLEY BROTHERS: Summer Breeze
77. THE RUBINOOS: I Wanna Be Your Boyfriend
78. THE PANDORAS: It's About Time
79. THE MUFFS: Saying Goodbye
80. BIG STAR: September Gurls
81. PAUL COLLINS/THE BREAKAWAYS: Walking Out On Love
82. LINDA RONSTADT: You're No Good
83. P. P. ARNOLD: The First Cut Is The Deepest
84. THE NEW PORNOGRAPHERS: All For Swinging You Around
85. THE DAVE BRUBECK QUARTET: Take Five
ENTR'ACTE THE BEATLES: Yesterday
86. THE BEATLES: Revolution
87. YOKO ONO: Kiss Kiss Kiss
88. THE MC5: Kick Out The Jams
89. THE CHAMBERS BROTHERS: Time Has Come Today
90. MARVIN GAYE: I Heard It Through The Grapevine
91. SAMMY AMBROSE: This Diamond Ring
92. THE MYNAH BIRDS: I Got You (In My Soul)
93. RICK JAMES: Super Freak
94. BIG BROTHER AND THE HOLDING COMPANY: Piece Of My Heart
95. THE FLAMIN' GROOVIES: Shake Some Action
96. THE DANDY WARHOLS: We Used To Be Friends
97. THE CARPENTERS: Only Yesterday
98. MATERIAL ISSUE: Kim The Waitress
99. THE 5TH DIMENSION: Medley: Aquarius/Let The Sun Shine In (The Flesh Failures)
100. THE JACKSON FIVE: I'll Be There
101. SLY AND THE FAMILY STONE: Everybody Is A Star
102. LOVE: 7 And 7 Is
103. THE BANGLES: Live
104. THE SEARCHERS: Hearts In Her Eyes
105. THE FLIRTATIONS: Nothing But A Heartache
106. THE SPINNERS: I'll Be Around
107. TOM PETTY AND THE HEARTBREAKERS: American Girl
108. THE PARTRIDGE FAMILY: I Woke Up In Love This Morning
109. EDDIE COCHRAN: Somethin' Else
110. DAVID RUFFIN: I Want You Back
111. LED ZEPPELIN: Communication Breakdown
112. FREDDIE AND THE DREAMERS: Do The Freddie
113. THE BANDWAGON: Breakin' Down The Walls Of Heartache
114. HEADGIRL/MÖTOR HEADGIRL SCHOOL: Please Don't Touch
115. DON HENLEY: The Boys Of Summer
116. THE CLASH: Train In Vain (Stand By Me)
117. BEN E. KING: Stand By Me
118. GENE PITNEY: Twenty Four Hours From Tulsa
119. RUFUS: Tell Me Something Good  
120. THE SPONGETONES: (My Girl) Maryanne
121. THE TRAMMPS: Disco Inferno
122. HAROLD MELVIN AND THE BLUE NOTES: Don't Leave Me This Way
123. GRANDMASTER AND MELLE MEL: White Lines (Don't Don't Do It)
124. THE VELVET UNDERGROUND: I'll Be Your Mirror
125. DEL SHANNON: Runaway
126. THE EVERLY BROTHERS: Gone, Gone, Gone
127. THE COCKTAIL SLIPPERS: St. Valentine's Day Massacre
128. SAM AND DAVE: Soul Man
129. T. REX: 20th Century Boy
130. HEART: Kick It Out
131. THE RUNAWAYS: Cherry Bomb
132. AMERICA: Sister Golden Hair
133. THE KINKS: Waterloo Sunset
134. THE KINKS: You Really Got Me
135. HOLLY GOLIGHTLY: Time Will Tell
136. THE SMITHEREENS: Behind The Wall Of Sleep
137. THE COWSILLS: She Said To Me
138. ELVIS COSTELLO AND THE ATTRACTIONS: (What's So Funny 'Bout) Peace, Love And Understanding?
139. THE FOUR TOPS: Reach Out I'll Be There
INTERLUDE Old Time Rock 'n' Roll
140. THE BOB SEGER SYSTEM: 2 + 2 = ?
141. THE JIVE FIVE: What Time Is It?
142. LULU: To Sir, With Love [Museum Outings Montage]
143. FREDA PAYNE: Band Of Gold
144. THE CONTOURS: Do You Love Me
145. WHAM!: Freedom
146. THE COOKIES: Wounded
147. THE SUPREMES: You Keep Me Hangin' On 
148. THE BEACH BOYS: God Only Knows
149. JOAN ARMATRADING: Me Myself I
150. THE SELECTER: On My Radio
151. TRACEY ULLMAN: They Don't Know
152. MANNIX: Highway Lines
153. THE DRIFTERS: On Broadway
154. FIRST AID KIT: America
155. THE FIVE STAIRSTEPS: O-o-h Child
156. SOLOMON BURKE: Everybody Needs Somebody To Love
157. THE JAM: That's Entertainment
158. THE COASTERS: Yakety Yak
159. CHEAP TRICK: Surrender
160. TEGAN AND SARA: Walking With A Ghost
161. DAVID BOWIE: Life On Mars?
162. THE O'JAYS: Put Your Hands Together
163. THE GRATEFUL DEAD: Uncle John's Band
164. RITA MORENO, GEORGE CHAKIRIS, SHARKS & GIRLS: America
165. EDDIE AND THE HOT RODS: Do Anything You Wanna Do
166. JOAN JETT: Bad Reputation
167. STEVIE WONDER: I Believe (When I Fall In Love It Will Be Forever)
168. MARYKATE O'NEIL: I'm Ready For My Luck To Turn Around
169. EYTAN MIRSKY: This Year's Gonna Be Our Year
170. THE JAYHAWKS: I'm Gonna Make You Love Me
An Infinite Number
INTERLUDE Underrating The Beatles
ENCORE! THE BEATLES: Rain
ENCORE!! THE T-BONES: No Matter What Shape (Your Stomach's In)
Cruisin' Music
CODA THE RAMONES: Blitzkrieg Bop
AFTERWORD

Repeating the disclaimer: These selections are not ranked in any way, and this is most definitely NOT intended as an inclusive list of the all-time best songs. There are an infinite number of worthy prospects; these are the ones I choose to write about in The Greatest Record Ever Made! (Voume 1).


I believe very, very strongly in this book. I think a few of you just might dig it, too. The work continues. Into the infinite!

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Thursday, February 10, 2022

10 SONGS: 2/10/2022

10 Songs is a weekly list of ten songs that happen to be on my mind at the moment. The lists are usually dominated by songs played on the previous Sunday night's edition of This Is Rock 'n' Roll Radio with Dana & Carl. The idea was inspired by Don Valentine of the essential blog I Don't Hear A Single.


This week's edition of 10 Songs draws exclusively from the playlist for This Is Rock 'n' Roll Radio # 1115.

CHEAP STAR: Flower Girl


Man, ya gotta appreciate a band that creates its name by mashing up the monikers of power pop touchstones
Cheap Trick and Big Star. Playin' directly into the ol' TIRnRR demographic. Rather than bludgeoning the idea by calling their new album Heaven City or Radio Tonight, Cheap Star's latest is Wish I Could See, and we opened this week's extravaganza with a spin of "Flower Girl." Intrepid TIRnRR listener Mike Browning found the track pleasantly reminiscent of Nada Surf, and we approve of that message. 

BALLZY TOMORROW: Double Our Numbers


Everyone's musical pal Robbie Rist is a big fan of Parthenon Huxley. That's a right worthy thing to be, and our own story of falling under the delightful thrall of P. Hux was told way back here. My favorite among Parthenon Huxley favorites is the sublime "Double Our Numbers," an absolutely irresistible little--no, BIG!!--number that appeared on Parthenon's 1988 album Sunny Nights. We know Robbie also loves the song; he's said so more than once, and several years ago he posted a video of himself performing an acoustic cover of the song. More recently, Robbie recorded a new version of "Double Your Numbers" under his nom du pummel Ballzy Tomorrow. It's a wonderful cover of a wonderful song. I wish some sort of Powers That Be would return Sunny Nights to proper retail availability, and I really wish more and more people recognized "Double Our Numbers" as the rockin' pop classic it is. In the mean time: take it, Robbie! 

THE LINDA LINDAS: Growing Up


All last year, we routinely referred to the young quartet called the Linda Lindas as "the buzz band of 2021." It looks like Bela, Eloise, Lucia, and Mila have their eye on claiming 2022 as well, with the forthcoming release of their first album, Growing Up. The album's due in April, but available for preorder right now. The preorder gets you the title track (and previous single tracks "Oh!" and "Nina") in that very same right-now time frame. GO! Get it! Buzz waits for no one.

PALMYRA DELRAN AND THE DOPPEL GANG: Lucky In Love


For someone who is--in theory!--wired into the phantasmagoric splendor of today's now sound, it's appalling how much stuff I just miss. Y'know, if I could afford to pay attention, I would pay attention. Will attention accept an IOU?

Case in point: this yummy digital single from Palmyra Delran and the Doppel Gang. "Lucky In Love" (virtually backed by a cover of Tuff Darts' tres pop "Who's Been Sleeping Here?") came out a freakin' year ago, and I just managed to hear it in this far-future world of 2022. I need better minions. Or maybe some minions. A minion. Or at least something resembling peripheral awareness.

Ah, but any track you ain't heard is a new track, and "Lucky In Love" is for damned sure worth waiting for anyway. Famed rocker and Underground Garage personality Palmyra's gang o' doppels includes the one 'n' only Michael Lynch, and both tracks are as fab as fab can be. Fabber, even. I wish we'd played 'em last year. We're happy to play 'em now.

TONY VALENTINO: Barracuda


Like many of my fellow Americans, my first exposure to
the Standells was when the group guest-starred as domestic ersatz Beatles on a 1964 episode of TV's The Munsters, wherein unassailable pop pundit Herman Munster indicated he would sleep easier knowing the future of our country was in the hands of fine young men like the Standells. They would go on to become one-hit wonders for "Dirty Water" in 1966, but they also had a number of lesser chart hits that deserved wider notoriety. The rise of the Nuggets critical aesthetic in the '70s and '80s brought an embrace of '60s garage and punk, and that embrace proudly acclaimed Standells perennials like "Riot On The Sunset Strip," "Why Pick On Me," the pounding "Dirty Water" B-side "Rari," and (my favorite) "Sometimes Good Guys Don't Wear White."

Guitarist Tony Valentino was a founding member of the mighty Standells, and he's still active as a recording artist for Big Stir Records. Tony made his post-Standells TIRnRR debut as a guest of the Forty Nineteens, playing on that group's single "Late Night Radio" (which then appeared on the Forty Nineteens' 2021 album New Roaring Twenties). Now, Tony returns with a new single, offering a new version of the Standells' "Barracuda." Somewhere, Herman Munster is smiling. Right here, we're smiling, too.

THE JIVE FIVE: Hully Gully Callin' Time


While the Jive Five's biggest hit was the 1961 doo-wop gem "My True Story," TIRnRR's go-to Jive Five track has generally been "What Time Is It?," a dreamy recording that earns a place in my long-threatened book The Greatest Record Ever Made! (Volume 1). We've played a couple of other Jive Five selections over the years, but this week offers the first-ever TIRnRR spin of "Hully Gully Callin' Time." And it makes its way to the playlist because I discovered that one of the song's credited songwriters was one Joyce Cafarelli. I have no idea whether or not this Joyce Cafarelli was any distant relation to my family--Third Cousin Joyce? Honorary Aunt Joyce? Jivin' Sister Joyce, who never writes, never calls, never shows up at weddings or funerals?--but I can state with some authority that we have yet to see any royalties. Hey! Joyce! What about your family...?!

(Oddly enough, though I'm actually pretty sure I'm not really kin to Joyce Cafarelli, the song's title does make me remember something about my Dad. Dad wasn't really a rock 'n' roll fan, saying he preferred "pre-Pearl Harbor music" to the bangin' and twangin' that captured his youngest son's fancy. In our sporadic and amiable conversations about the rock and the roll, Daddy almost always made some reference to the Hully Gully. Like, many times, over the course of decades. Coincidence? I think so. But...maybe not? It would be a cool connection if true.

DUSTY SPRINGFIELD: I Only Want To Be With You


THE MONKEES: Listen To The Band


No, it was not a surprise when the Monkees were once again snubbed by this year's list of nominations for The Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame. Just because the RnRHOF nominating board is clueless doesn't mean we have to be. Listen to the band.

THE BLUSTERFIELDS: Insomnia


Let's talk about the Blusterfields. The North Carolina lads' debut album The Vicious Afterglow opens with all the bluster 'n' aggro of an arena show, but all in service to a higher pop calling. You've got your sway. You've got your hooks. You've got your volume, and you've got your sweet, anthemic-sounding singalong vocals. The Blusterfields do not seem to be lacking in confidence, and their confidence is justified. Let's talk about the Blusterfields. And let's say those three little words we need to say: Turn. It. UP.

TODD RUNDGREN: Couldn't I Just Tell You


Todd Rundgren's essential double album Something/Anything? just turned an ever-spry 50 freakin' years old. I'm not quite the Todd fan that many of my peers are, but I am very fond of a number of individual things he did, including his '60s days with the Nazz and his '80s Fab Four pastiche Deface The Music. I've owned a copy of Something/Anything? for more than 40 years, a set secured when I traded a gift of Eagles' Greatest Hits for this sprawling 2-LP magnum opus. 

I got it specifically for "Couldn't I Just Tell You." I had seen Rundgren perform the song 
with Utopia on a 1978 TV appearance on The Mike Douglas Show. Our Todd introduced it as "an example of the latest musical trend. It's called power pop." I knew the song before that, but this was when it really grabbed my attention. Here's an excerpt from the song's entry in The Greatest Record Ever Made! (Volume 1):

"Even though 'Couldn't I Just Tell You' wasn't a hit, I knew the song from somewhere. Maybe it got some play on WOLF-AM, falling into the airwaves in between our Todd's big hits 'I Saw The Light' and 'Hello It's Me' [both from Something/Anything?]. Maybe I picked up on it some time later, perhaps as an older track dusted off for a fresh spin by an FM radio DJ after I switched preferred frequencies.

"I wasn't necessarily a Todd Rundgren fan, at least not specifically. He was fine, but aside from hearing "Hello It's Me" and later his remake of the Beach Boys' 'Good Vibrations,' he wasn't really part of my conscious pop thought. I knew him more as a guy who (I'd read somewhere) sported multi-colored hair, and whose ladyfriend was Playboy centerfold Bebe Buell. I liked him, but didn't think much about him.

"But that song....

"'Couldn't I Just Tell You' lurked within the gauzy borders of my subconscious, a welcome guest however it was that it got there. It settled comfortably in my mind's terra incognita, itself a phrase I picked up from a girl I fancied. I could have sung the song to her if I'd thought of it.

"The tentative dance of teen infatuation, captured in microcosm, made pretty with the sound of (apparently) the latest musical trend.

"Seeing and hearing Utopia perform 'Couldn't I Just Tell You' on The Mike Douglas Show in '78 brought all of this subconscious thought to the surface, elevating the song immediately and forever thereafter to my own Top of the Pops. Immediately after the show was over, I phoned another girl I knew, just to say, Did you see THAT...?!

"By 1978, my eighteen-year-old self had already suffered and--damn me--inflicted some broken hearts. I had also discovered a name for my favorite sounds: power pop. The latest musical trend. Todd Rundgren may not have thought much of it. I sure did. And on this song, Todd Rundgren accomplished it, fully and with great authority. Why don't you lend me an ear, I'll make it perfectly clear, I love you. Harmonies and guitars. A crush can lead to more. And it can sound magnificent, regardless of whether or not it ever starts to trend."



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Wednesday, February 9, 2022

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I have invented a new phrase to describe an airball in basketball: nothing but not.

POP-A-LOOZA: THE GREATEST RECORD EVER MADE! The Four Seasons, "Walk Like A Man"

 

Each week, the pop culture website Pop-A-Looza shares some posts from my vast 'n' captivating Boppin' (Like The Hip Folks Do) archives. The latest shared post is a Greatest Record Ever Made! spotlight on "Walk Like A Man" by the Four Seasons.

This was written as a potential chapter in my long-threatened book The Greatest Record Ever Made! (Volume 1), but is not part of that book's current plan. I've been working at implementing that plan, both in terms of streamlining and consolidating some of the references to GREM! on this blog (starting with yesterday's gathering of my GREM! video rants) through determining whether I'm best-advised to secure another agent or to approach publishers on my own. The book itself is done, at least in its current draft form. I have a summary of the project set to run here on Friday.

An infinite number of tracks can each be THE greatest record ever made, as long as they take turns. "Infinite" is a waaaay bigger number than can be fit into one book, so there are still scattered chapters to consider elsewhere. Like, y'know, here, and at Pop-A-Looza. Today, a Greatest Record Ever Made! celebration of a song by the Four Seasons takes its own infinite turn as the latest Boppin' Pop-A-Looza.

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Tuesday, February 8, 2022

THE GREATEST RECORD EVER MADE! (VOLUME 1): My Video Rants


As I think I've mentioned here a time or too much, I've been writing a book called The Greatest Record Ever Made! (Volume 1), dedicated to the notion that an infinite number of tracks can each be THE greatest record ever made, as long as they take turns. I finished slapping together that long-threatened book in January, and I'm currently going through revisions and trying to figure out where to go next. It's my hope that this labor of love will find a viable path to publication. Wouldn't that be nice?

In 2020 and 2021, when the GREM! project was still taking shape, I started a series of video rants on its behalf. I did a total of 34 of these videos, roughly one a week, from October of 2020 until June of 2021. By then, I'd grown frustrated with the book's lack of traction, but especially with people complaining that a video blog intended to promote a book of my essays featured...me, talking about a song in my book, rather than a video of the song itself. Yeah, I've got a lot of nerve.

Anyway, here's a complete list of links to my Greatest Record Ever Made! videos. THERE ARE NO ACTUAL SONGS AT ANY OF THESE LINKS. I may return to do more videos as plans for the book materialize. These are the ones I've done so far.

GREM! # 34: The Spongetones, "(My Girl) Maryanne"

GREM! # 33: Merle Haggard, "Mama Tried"

GREM! # 32: The Monkees, "Porpoise Song (Theme From Head)

GREM! # 31: Translator, "Everywhere That I'm Not"

GREM! # 30: The Go-Go's, "We Got The Beat"

GREM! # 29: The Grateful Dead, "Uncle John's Band"

GREM! # 28: Sam Cooke, "Chain Gang"

GREM! # 27: The Wonders, "That Thing You Do!"

GREM! # 26: Johnny Nash, "I Can See Clearly Now"

GREM! # 25: Aretha Franklin, "Respect"

GREM! # 24: Pink Floyd, "Wish You Were Here"

GREM! # 23: The Carpenters, "Only Yesterday" and Material Issue, "Kim The Waitress"

GREM! # 22: The Beatles,"Yesterday"

GREM! # 21: The Bay City Rollers, "Rock And Roll Love Letter"

GREM! # 20: Buddy Holly, "Peggy Sue"/"Everyday"

GREM! # 19: The Monkees, "The Girl I Knew Somewhere"

GREM! # 18: Melanie with the Edwin Hawking Singers, "Lay Down (Candles In The Rain)"

GREM! # 17: The Romantics, "What I Like About You"

GREM! # 16: The Hollies, "I Can't Let Go"

GREM! # 14: Crazy Elephant, "Gimme Gimme Good Lovin'"

GREM! # 13: Neil Diamond, "Brother Love's Traveling Salvation Show"

GREM! # 12: Little Richard, "The Girl Can't Help It"

GREM! # 11: Eytan Mirsky, "This Year's Gonna Be Our Year"

GREM! # 10: The Monkees, "Riu Chiu"

GREM! # 9: Patti Smith, "Gloria"

GREM! # 8: Big Mama Thornton, "Hound Dog"

GREM! # 7: Elvis Presley, "Heartbreak Hotel"

GREM! # 6: The Sex Pistols,"God Save The Queen"

GREM! # 5: Dusty Springfield,"I Only Want To Be With You"

GREM! # 4: Chuck Berry, "Promised Land"

GREM! # 3: Baron Daemon and the Vampires, "The TransylvaniaTwist"

GREM! # 2: Badfinger, "Baby Blue"

GREM! # 1: The Ramones, "Do You Remember Rock 'n' Roll Radio?

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