Top 10 Things Heard By People Who Don't Hear Laurel Or Yanny

From the home office in North Syracuse, New York:

TOP 10 THINGS HEARD BY PEOPLE WHO DON'T HEAR LAUREL OR YANNY

10. Redrum
9.   Does this blue dress make me look fat?
8.   Does this gold dress make me look fat?
7.   I buried Paul
6.   Stig has been dead for ages, honestly
5.   Satan sells seashells by the seashore
4.   Backing vocals by The Pips [applies only to Gladys Knight]
3.   Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!
2.   Not much longer would you be mine

Wait--sorry! That was from Top 10 Things Heard Through The Grapevine

2.  My next guest needs no introduction

And the # 1 thing heard by people who don't hear Laurel or Yanny:

1. I don't know what it is, but it needs more cowbell.

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