Saturday, April 27, 2019

THE GREATEST RECORD EVER MADE: Booking A Hot 100



As I stumble forth with my long-simmering scheme to write a book celebrating my notion of The Greatest Record Ever Made, I've tentatively settled on a list of 100 records I want to discuss in the book. Yeah, the list will surely change again, 'cuz that's what I do. As noted previously, this is not a list of the 100 greatest records ever made, but a list of 100 records I choose to discuss individually in this format, each one The Greatest Record Ever Made (because there can be an infinite number of THE greatest, as long as they take turns.).

For those who'd like an additional sneak peek inside the book, I will be posting the James Brown chapter privately to my paid patrons on May 1st. For $2 a month, patrons of Boppin' (Like The Hip Folks Do) receive a private post each month, and that post is not shared publicly until at least another month thereafter; this James Brown chapter will not be offered publicly until the book's finally published. You can read it by signing up as a patron here by April 30th.



The 100? Glad you asked! Here's the current draft for the Table Of Contents for The Greatest Record Ever Made:

TABLE OF CONTENTS

FOREWORD
DISCLAIMERS AND DECLARATIONS (A User's Guide To The Greatest Record Ever Made)
OVERTURE: A Fistful Of 45s
1. BADFINGER: Baby Blue
2. CHUCK BERRY: Promised Land
3. DUSTY SPRINGFIELD: I Only Want To Be With You
4. THE SEX PISTOLS: God Save The Queen
5. PATTI SMITH: Gloria
6. ELVIS PRESLEY: Heartbreak Hotel
7. LITTLE RICHARD: The Girl Can't Help It
8. WILSON PICKETT: In The Midnight Hour
9. THE HOLLIES: I Can't Let Go
10. THE SHIRELLES: Will You Love Me Tomorrow
11. BUDDY HOLLY: Peggy Sue/Everyday
12. GLADYS KNIGHT & THE PIPS: Midnight Train To Georgia
13. THE RARE BREED: Beg, Borrow And Steal
14. CRAZY ELEPHANT: Gimme Gimme Good Lovin'
15. THE FLIRTATIONS: Nothing But A Heartache
16. THE ROLLING STONES: Happy
17. PAUL REVERE & THE RAIDERS: Kicks
18. ARETHA FRANKLIN: Respect 
19. THE MONKEES: Porpoise Song (Theme From Head)
20. KISS: Shout It Out Loud
21. THE NEW YORK DOLLS: Personality Crisis
22. THE CASTAWAYS: Liar, Liar
23. THE EASYBEATS: Friday On My Mind
24. TOM PETTY & THE HEARTBREAKERS: American Girl
25. SMOKEY ROBINSON & THE MIRACLES: The Tears Of A Clown
26. BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN: Girls In Their Summer Clothes
27. TRANSLATOR: Everywhere That I'm Not
28. DAVID BOWIE: Life On Mars?
29. THE SUPREMES: Stop! In The Name Of Love
30. THE LEFT BANKE: Walk Away, Renee
31. THE COWSILLS: She Said To Me
32. MARVIN GAYE: I Heard It Through The Grapevine
33. THE BOX TOPS: The Letter
34. BIG STAR: September Gurls
35. PRINCE: When You Were Mine
36. THE BAY CITY ROLLERS: Rock And Roll Love Letter
37. THE KNICKERBOCKERS: Lies
INTERLUDE: The Tottenham Sound Of...The Beatles?!
38. THE DAVE CLARK FIVE: Any Way You Want It
39. JAMES BROWN: Please, Please, Please
40. GRAND FUNK: We're An American Band
INTERLUDE: Old Time Rock & Roll
41. THE BOB SEGER SYSTEM: 2 + 2 = ?
42. THE JIVE FIVE: What Time Is It?
43. THE RUBINOOS: I Wanna Be Your Boyfriend
44. THE RONETTES: Be My Baby
45. THE STEMS: Never Be Friends
46. THE VELVET UNDERGROUND: I'll Be Your Mirror
47. STEVIE WONDER: I Believe (When I Fall In Love It Will Be Forever)
48. THE CREATION: Making Time
49. THE FIRST CLASS: Beach Baby
50. THE ISLEY BROTHERS: Summer Breeze
51. THE MC5: Kick Out The Jams
52. ALICE COOPER: School's Out
53. BARON DAEMON & THE VAMPIRES: The Transylvania Twist
54. SLY AND THE FAMILY STONE: Everybody Is A Star
INTERLUDE: I Dream Of Johnny, Joey, Dee Dee, Tommy (and occasionally Marky, Richie, CJ, and/or new recruits)
55. THE RAMONES: Sheena Is A Punk Rocker
56. LED ZEPPELIN: Communication Breakdown
57. BEN E. KING: Stand By Me
58. THE ANIMALS: It's My Life
59. OTIS REDDING: (Sittin' On) The Dock Of The Bay
60. THE GO-GO'S: We Got The Beat
61. THE COCKTAIL SLIPPERS: St. Valentine's Day Massacre
62. GENE PITNEY: Twenty Four Hours From Tulsa
63. THE WHO: I Can't Explain
64. DEEP PURPLE: Hush
65. FREDDIE & THE DREAMERS: Do The Freddie
66. THE DRIFTERS: On Broadway
67. SAM & DAVE: Soul Man
68. SHOES: Tomorrow Night
69. THE RASPBERRIES: I Wanna Be With You
70. THE FLASHCUBES: No Promise
71. THE KINKS: You Really Got Me
72. THE KINKS: Waterloo Sunset
73. THE JAM: In The City
74. JOHNNY NASH: I Can See Clearly Now
75. THE FOUR TOPS: Reach Out I'll Be There
76. ELVIS COSTELLO & THE ATTRACTIONS: (What's So Funny 'Bout) Peace, Love & Understanding
77. THE O'JAYS: Love Train
78. PAUL COLLINS: Walking Out On Love
79. MANNIX: Highway Lines
80. T. REX: 20th Century Boy
81. THE SMITHEREENS: Behind The Wall Of Sleep
82. THE RECORDS: Starry Eyes
83. THE SEARCHERS: Hearts In Her Eyes
84. THE FLAMIN' GROOVIES: Shake Some Action
85. MATERIAL ISSUE: Kim The Waitress
86. FREDA PAYNE: Band Of Gold
87. LULU: To Sir, With Love
88. THE PLIMSOULS: A Million Miles Away
89. THE BEVIS FROND: He'd Be A Diamond
90.  P. P. ARNOLD: The First Cut Is The Deepest
91. THE BEACH BOYS: God Only Knows
92. THE SELECTER: On My Radio
93. THE VOGUES: Five O'Clock World
94. CHEAP TRICK Surrender
95. SOLOMON BURKE: Everybody Needs Somebody To Love
96. EDDIE & THE HOT RODS: Do Anything You Wanna Do
97. THE GRATEFUL DEAD: Uncle John's Band
98. EYTAN MIRSKY: This Year's Gonna Be Our Year
99. THE JAYHAWKS: I'm Gonna Make You Love Me
LAST CALL: An Infinite Number
INTERLUDE: Underrating The Beatles
100. THE BEATLES: Rain
CLOSING TIME! THE T-BONES: No Matter What Shape (Your Stomach's In)
CODA: Cruisin' Music
AFTERWORD     

Hopeless zealot that I am, I discarded a finished draft of one chapter in favor of a different song for which I haven't written anything yet. I remain my own worst enemy. 58 chapters done (in first draft form), leaving 42 more to finish. The supplemental material--Foreword, Disclaimers And Declarations, Overture: A Fistful Of 45s, the four Interludes, Last Call: An Infinite Number, Closing Time!, Coda: Cruisin' Music, and Afterword--is already done. And it's all gonna be worth it when the work is finally finished.



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