RIPPED FROM TODAY'S HEADLINES! Here are the individual chapter titles for SPACE FORCE!!, a new sci-fi serial in the style of classics like Flash Gordon, Buck Rogers, and (one wishes) All The President's Men. Each chapter will probably include at least one scene of the SPACE FORCE!! High Commander heaping praise upon Ming the Merciless, Brainiac, Darth Vader, and Khan while sharply criticizing, y'know...good guys. A proposed scene of the benevolent galactic SPACE FORCE!! forcibly separating crying children from their families was written out because, c'mon, who'd ever believe that could happen? If some of what remains still seems implausible, well, I remind you that nothing in our current situation could be considered plausible.
At least we're making gulags great again.
SPACE FORCE!! A huge production made by the best people. Believe me.
CHAPTER 1: A Tweet From Uranus!
CHAPTER 2: The Martian Wall Attacks!
CHAPTER 3: Venus Grabs Back!
CHAPTER 4: Golden Showers Of The Cosmic Cloud!
CHAPTER 5: For Whom The Empire Trolls!
CHAPTER 6: Moon Over Moscow!
CHAPTER 7: A Bigger Dipper!
CHAPTER 8: Puppets Of The Fox People!
CHAPTER 9: Revenge Of The Stormy Space Princess!
CHAPTER 10: Space, Lies And Video Tape!
CHAPTER 11: This Bankrupt Galaxy!
CHAPTER 12: The Orange Menace!
CHAPTER 13: Beam This Bozo OUTTA HERE!!
CHAPTER 14: A New Hope
Hope's in short supply. Let's hope this miserable chapter ends soon. #resist
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