Friday, November 30, 2018

THE EVERLASTING FIRST: Quick Takes For S [music edition]

Continuing a look back at my first exposure to a number of rock 'n' roll acts and superheroes (or other denizens of print or periodical publication), some of which were passing fancies, and some of which I went on to kinda like. They say you never forget your first time; that may be true, but it's the subsequent visits--the second time, the fourth time, the twentieth time, the hundredth time--that define our relationships with the things we cherish. Ultimately, the first meeting is less important than what comes after that. But every love story still needs to begin with that first kiss.






SAM & DAVE



Well, this was certainly ass-backwards. I have no recollection whatsoever of Sam & Dave's music from when I was a kid in the '60s, nor did I develop any awareness of them as an oldies-obsessed adolescent and teen in the '70s. I'm embarrassed to admit that I first heard the song "Soul Man" via Saturday Night Live, when John Belushi and Dan Akroyd performed it on the show in their incarnation as Jake and Elwood, The Blues Brothers. I didn't care much about The Blues Brothers on SNL, but The Blues Brothers' subsequent recorded version sizzled, thanks largely to the irresistible guitar work of Stax Records legend Steve Cropper. Cropper and bassist Duck Dunn had also played on the original Sam & Dave recording of "Soul Man," and Jake and Elwood's faux soul revival eventually led me to the real deal. Gotta give Belushi and Akroyd some respect for knowing who to hang with. But once I did hear Sam & Dave's "Soul Man" and "Hold On, I'm Coming," I would have neither time nor inclination to ever listen to The Blues Brothers again.




THE SELECTER



I think I had at least heard of something called ska music prior to the 2-Tone British ska revival in the late '70s, but I probably couldn't have told you anything about it at the time. By '79, I knew who The English Beat were (I believe I voted for Saxa as Best Saxophone Player in some music poll), and in 1980 my college roommate had The Specials' first album. My quirky memory associates my belated discovery of The Selecter with the guy behind the counter at Muesey's, a convenience store not far from my apartment in Brockport circa '80 or '81. I usually bought my Goebel's Beer supply at Muesey's, so yeah, I was there a lot. Chatty sort that I can be at times, I must have mentioned my love of punk, new wave, and power pop music on one or more Muesey's visit, prompting Counter Guy to sniff Yeah, I guess that stuff's okay, but you really should be listening to ska, man. Something with a beat. Do you know The Selecter? I'd probably read about The Selecter in Trouser Press, but I hadn't heard them yet. I took Counter Guy's advice sufficiently to heart to at least keep my ears open. Before long, via radio or TV or whatever, I heard The Selecter's magnificent "On My Radio." What a fantastic track! I eventually picked up a 2-Tone sampler LP that included "On My Radio" and the nearly-as-great "Too Much Pressure," though I wouldn't own a Selecter album until purchasing a best-of CD within recent years. Nonetheless: Thanks for the tip, Counter Guy! My taste for The Selecter aged much better than my taste for Goebel's.



SHAM 69



Sham 69 was a British punk group that I read about in the '70s, but never got around to hearing. The press reports didn't exactly inspire enthusiasm, as descriptions of Sham 69 painted a picture of simplistic, laddish sloganeers, more pub-bound football hooligan than no-future anarchist in the U.K. I was curious about them, but not curious enough to seek out their music. It may have been as late as the '90s by the time I actually heard Sham 69, though I think I at least had some small exposure to them before that, or at least to lead singer Jimmy Pursey's appearance with The Clash in the film Rude Boy. Ultimately, Sham 69 struck me as the least-interesting of England's higher-profile punk groups of the day--all right, but no match for The Damned, and nowhere near the same league as The Sex Pistols. I wound up digging "Hurry Up Harry," a simple laddish track about goin' 'round the pub. Of course.



THE SHANGRI-LAS



Girl groups were sweet. The Shangri-Las were the bad-girl group, tougher than the rest, hangin' out with bikers, doin' it on the beach, and regretting such transgressions a year later while [REMEMBER!] walking in the sand. Beneath their leather beat hearts of gold, more fragile than they would easily admit. The Shangri-Las' best records were tiny teen dramas writ large for AM radio. I presume I heard them in the '60s, but my awareness of The Shangri-Las didn't dawn until my oldies immersion in the '70s. I must have heard "Leader Of The Pack" on the radio, and screamed along, Look out! Look out! Look out! LOOK OUT! Man, is she really going out with him? My first Shangri-Las acquisition was "Leader Of The Pack" on the 2-LP various-artists set Dick Clark 20 Years Of Rock N' Roll, which used a defective master that omitted the line One day my dad said find someone new; either that, or my copy skipped. Whatever. A subsequent purchase of an oldies collection called Supercharged Rock N' Roll Hits gave me a complete and unexpurgated "Leader Of The Pack," as well as "Remember (Walking In The Sand)." Yet another oldies comp (15 Original Rock N' Roll Biggies Vol. 2) added "Give Him A Great Big Kiss" to my cavalcade o' Shangri-Las gems. My sister gave me a CD of The Shangri-Las' best; her daughters used to sing along with its track "Long Live Our Love," dressing up and acting it out in the infectious, flamboyant fashion of little girls. Years later, I played the song again on my radio show shortly after my sister's oldest daughter was killed in a stupid car accident. And I just sobbed, singing along Long live our love, long live our love. I still can't come to terms with what happened. (To close this on a happier note, I'll mention that former Shangri-Las lead singer Mary Weiss' 2007 album Dangerous Game was one of the best albums released that year.)



SIMON & GARFUNKEL




Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio? In 1968, the success of Simon & Garfunkel's "Mrs. Robinson" was so vast and ubiquitous that even this eight-year-old knew it, and that's my earliest conscious memory of Paul 'n' Artie. I became a huge S & G fan in the '70s, to the extent that they probably rivaled The Monkees as runners-up to The Beatles in the countdown of my all-time top pop acts. (The Ramones and The Flashcubes ultimately knocked everyone who wasn't The Beatles outta my Top Three, with The Monkees and The Kinks right up there next in line.) I still love Simon & Garfunkel, too. An English teacher in middle school or high school used "The Sounds Of Silence" as an example of poetry in pop songs, and from there I moved on to "The Boxer," "Homeward Bound," "El Condor Pasa," "I Am A Rock," "The 59th Street Bridge Song," and "Bridge Over Troubled Water." When the pair reunited in '75 for the single "My Little Town," it was the next best thing to The Beatles re-Beatling. (And I loved the sequence when Paul Simon hosted the second-ever edition of NBC's Saturday Night (later re-named Saturday Night Live), with musical guest Art Garfunkel. Paul said to his erstwhile partner, So. Artie. You've come crawling back. Homeward bound.)



SLADE



The glittery 'n' glammy-looking (but rompin' 'n' stompin'-sounding) Slade were huge stars in their native British Isles in the early '70s, but nearly unknown in the States at that time. Except for in Syracuse; let's face it, we here in Syracuse were just plain ahead of you backward louts in the rest of America. You'll catch up with us. Someday. Harrumph. Slade's awesome "Gudbuy T' Jane" was a great big hit record on Syracuse's Big 15 WOLF-AM, and I freakin' adored it. I can't remember whether or not I ever saw Slade alongside the divine Suzi Quatro, the loathsome Gary Glitter, or the Tartan-clad Bay City Rollers on cable-TV airings of the British pop show Supersonic a few years later; even if I did, "Gudbuy T' Jane" is my only real Slade memory from that time frame (other than a radio ad for a Slade live concert appearance, which this young teen had zero chance of attending). As a college freshman in the spring of '78, I read more about Slade in Bomp! magazine's landmark power pop issue. A later Main Street Records purchase of the best-of set Sladest gave me "Mama Weer All Crazee Now" and "Cum On Feel The Noize," and I was a fan. When goofy metal group Quiet Riot hit big in the '80s with a cover of "Cum On Feel The Noise," I could only roll my eyes at my countrymen and countrychicks embracing this clunky imitation instead of the rockin' original. When Slade finally had U.S. hits in the mid '80s with "My Oh My" and "Run Runaway," I shook my head in wonder that it took my fellow Americans so long to understand and embrace what AM radio listeners in Syracuse already knew more than a decade before that. Come on: feel the noise.



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Thursday, November 29, 2018

NO TIME TO BE 21/THIS YEAR I'LL BE 22: My [simulated] All-Time Hot 152 circa 1981-1982

I've been looking back at the music I loved when I was younger, trying to imagine what I would have named as my All-Time Hot 100 when I was a nascent rock 'n' roll fan. We've seen my lists from 197619771978, 1979, and 1980. Now, it's the fall of 1980; I'm 20 years old, a recent college graduate, living in an apartment with my girlfriend Brenda and working at McDonald's in our college town of Brockport, NY. We would move out of Brockport by the end of the summer of '82; let's have a look at my soundtrack for that two-year period.



It was the only time in my life that I preferred The Rolling Stones to The Beatles.

Why? Damned if I know. It wasn't like I suddenly relinquished my life-long love of your John, your Paul, your George, and your Ringo. Nonetheless, for a very brief period there in the early '80s, I did listen to the Stones a bit more often than I listened to The Beatles. But it was okay. I listened to The Beatles, too. I listened to a lot of stuff, and I couldn't get enough of it all. Turn it up!

Most of my music at the time was on record or radio. I didn't have wheels--I wouldn't get my license until just before my 21st birthday in January 1981, and I wouldn't get a car until 1983, well after we shuffled off to Buffalo--and there just wasn't a lot of live music that I cared about in Brockport. Southern rock? Pass, thanks. There were exceptions: a terrific young Rochester band called The Insiders occasionally played at Priority One in Brockport, and we would never miss a chance to see them; a college classmate named Ken Goffman had a Stooges-influenced band called The Party Dogs, and we caught another young band--I've long since forgotten their name--at Priority One precisely once, and I was struck and delighted by their decision to include a Rick James song within their repertoire of oldies and new wave covers. We accompanied friends to a couple of shows in Rochester (the mighty Blotto and ex-Herman's Hermits frontman Peter Noone's new wave combo The Tremblers). Some other friends were fans of a competent (though, I felt, boring) Buffalo-area cover band called Breakout, and we tagged along to see Breakout a few times, too; my best memory of Breakout was a show around Christmas time, when one of the members took the stage in a Santa suit to belt out a cover of AC/DC's "Highway To Hell," retitled "Sleigh Ride To Hell"--coal for everybody! I also made a few trips back home to Syracuse, and tried to catch Screen Test and 1.4.5. there if schedules aligned.



So: without a steady source of live music, records and radio had to see me through. I read Trouser Press and Creem with religious devotion. I listened to Brockport's campus station WBSU, Rochester's WCMF (which played my two-for-Tuesday request for The Ramones!), a Sunday night alternative rock show called Power Rock on Buffalo's 97 Rock, and, best of all, WUWU out of East Aurora, The Rock Of Western New York, the most quirky and adventurous commercial FM station I ever heard.

I was a regular at Brockport's Main Street Records, where new LPs were cheap, and cutout and used LPs were even cheaper. I stretched my budget to include this bounty, new and old. From Main Street, from friends, from radio, from magazines, I cast my net wide. LPs. 45s. Cassettes. Flexi-discs. Record label budget samplers! Roxy Music. Love. The Motown Story. Nikki & the Corvettes. The Modern Lovers. The Lords Of The New Church. Invictas A Go Go. Ear Piercing Punk, which turned out to be a collection of obscure '60s garage sides. The Fast. The Doors. The Last. Former Playboy playmate Bebe Buell. Monkeemania. Deface The Music. Raw Power. Loaded. Squeezing Out Sparks. Love's Melodies. Wanna Buy A Bridge? The Nylon CurtainGary Numan. Vincebus Eruptum. Dolenz, Jones, Boyce & Hart. Devo Live. The Temptations. The Holy Sisters Of The Gaga Dada. Elvis Presley. Little Richard. Wild Honey/Friends. KISS. Phil Seymour. Give 'Em Enough Rope. Black Market Clash. London Calling. Double Fantasy. The Grass Roots. Great Buildings. Panorama. Donna Summer. The Music Explosion. The Chesterfield Kings. Romeo Void. Are You Experienced? Dillinger. The Penetrators. Curtis Seals. The dB'sThe Laughing Dogs.



And more. Always more.

Something drew me to the Stones, especially to Keith Richards' bad-boy junkie image, which dovetailed with my grungy guitar-hero worship of Johnny Thunders. I can barely stand to listen to "Start Me Up" nowadays, but I loved it then. I also discovered The Velvet Underground, but my favorite albums were likely Setting Sons and Sound Affects by The Jam, LPs over which I obsessed with great joy and fulfillment.



The music flowed together: the 152 songs below (152 because I couldn't narrow the number down any further), the dozens referenced above, the unnumbered rockin' pop treasures my mind can't conjure in the moment. The J. Geils Band. Stevie Wonder. The AdvertsThe Joe Perry Project. Nina Hagen. Pat Benatar. Paul Revere & the RaidersThe Pretenders. My friend's copy of James Brown's Live At The Apollo. Psychedelic Furs. U2. Kim Wilde. The Hollies. XTC. OMD. More Beatles! All of it. All of it mixed with life, and love, and work, and sorrow, with harmony, with discord, with worries, with dreams, with pennies pinched, with splurges justified, ends met, fears kept at bay. With arguments. With strife. With beer and junk food, comic books and video games, paperbacks and almost every movie that played at The Strand on Main Street. With depression. With hope. With any goddamned thing that had a speaker and some way to push the volume. With saying goodbye to some things, and to some people, and holding fast to others. My favorite song, "Let Go" by Dirty Looks, summed it up:

If you wanna find out what you're really made of
Go, let go, and all you gotta do is
Let go
Let go
Let go
All you gotta do is
Let go
Let go
Let GO! GO! GO! GO!



By the end of the summer of '82, Brenda was done with the gap year in her studies, ready to commence graduate work at the University of Buffalo. Would I come with her? Decisions were made. A rocky road was crossed. We remain together to this day.

It's been said that college life--especially dorm life--is like an extended childhood. Moving into an apartment with your significant other may or may not be considered adulthood, but it's a step in that direction. Or at least it should be. We took our steps. We took our missteps, too. We kept going. 

Our story continued in Buffalo, a tale chronicled elsewhere in a memoir I call The Road To GOLDMINE. The road winds on. The road. That's what the music's for, man. Whether we're walking, riding, driving, or crawling, the music is made for the road ahead.



3rd Generation Nation The Dead Boys
867-5309/Jenny Tommy Tutone
All's Quiet On The Eastern Front The Ramones
Another Girl, Another Planet The Only Ones
Any Way You Want It The Dave Clark Five
Anytime Screen Test
Apologies The Pointed Sticks
Baby Let's Twist The Dictators
Babylon The New York Dolls
Babysitter The Ramones
Bad Reputation Joan Jett
Better Things The Kinks
Blitzkrieg Bop The Ramones
The Break-Up Song (They Don't Write 'Em) The Greg Kihn Band
C30, C60, C90, Go! Bow Wow Wow
Can't You Hear Me Knocking The Rolling Stones
Carbona Not Glue The Ramones
Catch Us If You Can The Dave Clark Five
Chinese Rocks The Heartbreakers
Crazy Little Thing Called Love Queen
Cynical Girl Marshall Crenshaw
Dancing With Myself Gen X
Dearest Buddy Holly
Death Of A Clown The Kinks
Do The Freddie Freddie & the Dreamers
Do You Wanna Dance The Ramones
Do You Wanna Touch Me Joan Jett
Doing Alright With The Boys Gary Glitter
Empty Heart The Rolling Stones
The Eton Rifles The Jam
Ever Fallen In Love The Buzzcocks
Evil Hearted You The Yardbirds
Femme Fatale The Velvet Underground
Flowers In The City David Johansen & Robin Johnson
Fortune Teller The Rolling Stones
Frenchette David Johansen
Get Off Of My Cloud The Rolling Stones
Get Over You The Undertones
Girls Talk Dave Edmunds
Gloria Them
God Save The Queen The Sex Pistols
Gudbuy T' Jane Slade
Happy The Rolling Stones
Heading Out To The Highway Judas Priest
Hearts In Her Eyes The Records
Hearts Will Be Broken The Records
Help! The Beatles
Heroin The Velvet Underground
History Never Repeats Split Enz
I Fought The Law The Bobby Fuller Four
I Got You Split Enz
I Know What I Want Cheap Trick
I Love Rock And Roll [original import single version] Joan Jett
I Wanna Be Sedated The Ramones
I Wanna Be Your Dog The Stooges
I Wanna Be Your Man The Rolling Stones
I Wonder What She's Doing Tonight Tommy Boyce & Bobby Hart
I'll Be Taking Her Out Tonight The Tremblers
I'll Be Your Mirror The Velvet Underground
In The Congo The Bongos
The Israelites Desmond Dekker
It's Cold Outside Stiv Bators
It's My Life The Animals
It's The Same Old Song The Four Tops
It's Going To Happen! The Undertones
It's Too Late The New York Dolls
In The Nighttime The Romantics
Instant Karma! John Lennon/Plastic Ono Band
Johnny B. Goode Chuck Berry
Jump Boys The Undertones 
Jumpin' Jack Flash The Rolling Stones
Leave Me Alone The Insiders
Let Go Dirty Looks
Let It Go Def Leppard
Let's Groove 1.4.5.
Let's See The Sun The Fleshtones
Lies The Knickerbockers
Love Is Only Sleeping The Monkees
Love To Love The Monkees
Love's Made A Fool Of You Buddy Holly
Mama Weer All Crazee Now Slade
Mind-Bending Cutie Doll The Revillos
National Breakout The Romantics
Nervous Breakdown Eddie Cochran
New Life The Zones
Nothing Really Matters When You're Young Screen Test
Now You Know The Real Kids
Oh My My The Monkees
Oh, Woe Is Me Joan Jett & the Blackhearts
Older Women New Math
On My Radio The Selecter
One Track Mind The Heartbreakers
Orgasm Addict The Buzzcocks
Paint Her Face The Records
Panic In Detroit David Bowie
Paint It, Black The Rolling Stones
Porpoise Song (Theme From Head) The Monkees
Pulling Mussels (From The Shell) Squeeze
The Punk Cherry Vanilla
The Punk Meets The Godfather The Who
Queen Of Hearts Juice Newton
Route 66 The Rolling Stones
September Gurls Big Star
Since You Been Gone Cherie & Marie Currie
Shake Some Action The Flamin' Groovies
Shakin' Street The MC5
She Couldn't Say No 1.4.5.
She's A Dog Simply Saucer
She's Got A Big Boyfriend Blotto
She's So Cold The Rolling Stones
Sheena Is A Punk Rocker The Ramones
Slow Death The Dictators
Sometimes Good Guys Don't Wear White The Standells
Start Me Up The Rolling Stones
Steam Engine 99 The Monkees
Strange Town The Jam
Surfing And Spying The Go-Go's
Sunday Morning The Velvet Underground
Super Freak Rick James
Surrender Cheap Trick
Sweet Little Sixteen Chuck Berry
Sweets For My Sweet The Searchers
Syracuse Summer The Tearjerkers
Tainted Love Soft Cell
Teacher, Teacher Rockpile
The Tears Of A Clown Smokey Robinson & the Miracles
Telephoto Lens The Bongos 
Tell Me A Story The Natives
Tell That Girl To Shut Up Holly & the Italians
That's Entertainment The Jam
There She Goes Again The Velvet Underground
The Tide Is High Blondie
Tiny Steps Elvis Costello & the Attractions
Tips For Teens Sparks
The Train Kept A-Rollin' The Yardbirds
Tomorrow Night Shoes
Turn The Other Way Around Quincy
Turning Japanese The Vapors
Uncle John's Band The Grateful Dead
Vacation The Go-Go's
Walk--Don't Run The Ventures
Walking Out On Love Paul Collins
Waterloo Sunset The Kinks
We Got The Beat The Go-Go's
We Love You The Rolling Stones
What I Like About You The Romantics
Wild Horses The Rolling Stones
Words The Monkees
Yoda "Weird" Al Yankovic
You Really Got Me The Kinks
You Shook Me All Night Long AC/DC
You Still Want Me The Kinks





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Wednesday, November 28, 2018

Lights! Camera! REACTION! My Life At The Movies: Read The Movie


Home video didn't really exist in the early to mid '70s. There were film buffs who owned their own prints of classic movies, I guess, and there were short 'n' silent Super 8 flicks (which were my introduction to the 1941 Captain Marvel movie serial), but no ready way to capture and keep your favorite movie, to have access to watch it and re-watch at will, Jiffy-Pop sold separately.



So, other than repeated visits to the Bijou and the occasional TV late show, the only way to re-live the magic of a favorite film was in a paperback novelization. When I was a teenager circa 1973-77, two of my all-time favorite movies were the 1972 Barbra Streisand-Ryan O'Neal comedy What's Up, Doc? and The Beatles' 1964 classic A Hard Day's Night. I inherited the paperback adaptation of the latter from my older sister, and purchased my copy of the former at a bookstore in Springfield, Missouri's Battlefield Mall. You could say these were imperfect simulations of the cinema experience, but I loved having the opportunity to re-live these cherished movies at my leisure. I read both books over and over again.



Those two were the only based-on-the-hit-film spinner-rack tie-ins I recall reading in that time period. I presume there was a Billy Jack book, and a Trial Of Billy Jack book, and I'm surprised I never grabbed either of those. I didn't get the book based on the 1966 Batman movie (re-titled in book form as Batman Vs. The Fearsome Foursome) until the '80s, so that's not part of this discussion of the blogger as a teenaged movie novelization reader. No, the What's Up, Doc? and A Hard Day's Night were the only ones that were a significant part of my 1970s reading, and they were right up there with my Harlan Ellison, my superpulp paperbacks of The Shadow, The Avenger, The Phantom, Tarzan, Flash Gordon, Weird Heroes, Captain America, James Bond, and Doc Savage, my histories of comic books, my Lenny Bruce, my Woody Allen, my Star Trek, my Ellery Queen.

My Batman Vs. The Fearsome Foursome novel may be off-topic, but it's autographed by Adam West
As I grew up (in theory), I bought or borrowed a few other movie novelizations here and there. Some, like Max Allan Collins' adaptation of the Clint Eastwood thriller In The Line Of Fire, were based on movies I never got around to seeing; some, like Peter David's The Amazing Spider-Man, Max Allan Collins' Dick Tracy, and Dennis O'Neil's Batman Begins, weren't so much attempts to re-live the movies as they were opportunities to expand the experience with authors familiar with the comics upon which these films were based. Collins' Dick Tracy even led to two more original Dick Tracy novels in the same continuity, and I loved the lot of them.




(I should note in passing a couple of tangents to the subject. Putz novelist Mario Puzo's contract with the filmmakers prohibited a novelization of his screenplay for 1978's Superman or its sequel, a situation which prompted the need for Elliot S. Maggin to instead write two terrific original Superman novels, The Last Son Of Krypton and Miracle Monday. And, while I've seen many, many movies based on novels, Eddie And The Cruisers and V. I. Warshawski stick out as films that inspired me to seek out books I hadn't known existed. P. F. Kluge's Eddie And The Cruisers differs from the movie, and feels slightly more believable; the V. I. Warshawski movie was awful, but it hipped me to Sara Paretsky's Warshawski books, which quickly became one of my all-time favorite novel series.)



Movie novelizations still exist today, of course, though it's been a while since I've been inclined to read one. I picked up a novelization of The Beatles' Help! some years back, but haven't yet been taken by the impulse to read it. I do recognize that it won't and can't be the same now as it was to immerse myself in my paperback A Hard Day's Night or What's Up, Doc? when I was a mere lad and beardless youth. The one movie novelization I really wished for woulda been That Thing You Do!, and I can't believe that we missed a chance for America to get to know The Wonders in prose form. I'd buy that now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I had the VHS, and the DVD, and the director's cut DVD, and now I have the director's cut blu-ray, and I still stop and watch the whole damned thing again if I ever stumble upon it when channel surfing. That Thing You Do! is my favorite film ever. I'd just like to read it, too.



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Tuesday, November 27, 2018

100-Page FAKES! presents: ADVENTURE COMICS # 438 [with THE SPECTRE and THE SEVEN SOLDIERS OF VICTORY]

100-Page FAKES! imagines mid-1970s DC 100-Page Super Spectaculars that never were...but should have been!



As Aquaman left his backup spot in Adventure Comics after a three-issue trial run, and the bloodthirsty revenge fantasies of The Spectre remained Adventure's cover feature, editor Joe Orlando made an odd choice for the title's new backup strip: The Seven Soldiers Of Victory.

The Seven Soldiers (aka Law's Legionnaires) were DC's second-tier super-team in the 1940s, an attempt to replicate the success of The Justice Society Of America. Our valiant assembled Soldiers--The Green Arrow and Speedy, The Vigilante, The Shining Knight, The Star-Spangled Kid and Stripesy, and The Crimson Avenger, with The Crimson's Asian stereotype sidekick Wing an unofficial eighth Soldier--starred in the first fourteen issues of Leading Comics, 1941-1945, their victories vacated when the title switched to a funny animal format with Leading Comics # 15. 




I first heard of the group via a text page in a giant-sized issue of Justice League Of America published circa 1970 or so, and I was instantly fascinated by them. They were revived in 1972 for an epic three-part Justice League-Justice Society crossover in Justice League Of America # 100-102, and that arc remains my all-time favorite JLA story. And it was a popular story, so maybe it wasn't all that odd a notion for Orlando to consider reviving The Seven Soldiers Of Victory a few years later as a backup in Adventure Comics.

But it was a little odd that it wasn't a new adventure; it was an unused script from the '40s, written by Joe Samachson for (one presumes) an issue of Leading Comics and scuttled when the funny animals of King Oscar's Court kicked Law's Legionnaires outta Leading. The script was plucked from the vaults three decades later, given to artists, and set to run as a serial backing The Spectre in Adventure. Odd. But intriguing; I confess I was a little underwhelmed with the results at the time, but I had certainly been looking forward to it, and I have some fondness for it looking back.

To fill out our faux 100-page Adventure, we have Golden Age tales of The Green Lantern, The Sandman and Sandy The Golden Boy, and Captain Marvel Jr., plus a luscious-looking Silver Age Spectre story written and illustrated by the legendary Neal Adams.

"The Spectre Haunts The Museum Of Fear," Adventure Comics # 438 (March-April 1975)
The Golden Age Green Lantern in "The Riddle Of The Runaway Trolley," All-American Comics # 55 (January 1944)
The Spectre in "Stop That Kid...Before He Wrecks The World!," The Spectre # 4 (May-June 1968)
The Sandman and Sandy The Golden Boy in "The Dream Of Peter Green!," Adventure Comics # 102 (February-March 1946)
Captain Marvel Jr. in "The City Under The Sea!," Captain Marvel Jr. # 7 (May 1943)
The Seven Soldiers Of Victory in "Land Of Magic!," Adventure Comics # 438 (March-April 1975)

The Shining Knight in "Knight After Knight!," Adventure Comics # 438 (March-April 1975)

All characters copyright DC Comics Inc. The Captain Marvel Jr. story is now public domain, while the rest can only be shown here in representative sample pages. I share the whole Super Spectacular package with my patrons. This Seven Soldiers Of Victory story has never been reprinted; it's referenced (with script pages and art samples) in the third and final volume of the DC Archives hardcover Seven Soldiers reprints, but its status as a Golden Age/Bronze Age hybrid kept the story itself out of that book. We'll try to get to it all here in future editions of 100-Page FAKES!


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