Top 10 Slogans For The New U.S. SPACE FORCE!!

Other depressing items in international news have taken too much focus away from the proposed U.S. SPACE FORCE!! We can remedy that. From the home office in North Syracuse, New York:




The Top 10 Slogans For The New U.S. SPACE FORCE!!

10. Join the Space Force. See Uranus.
9.   To boldly go where some buffoon tells us to go.
8.   Little rayguns for little hands.
7.   In space, no one can hear you tweet.
6.   F*** Rogers. 
5.   Four words: Mail-order Martian brides.
4.   Bad hombres...IN SPACE!
3.   Remember the planet Krypton!
2.   No collision means no collusion.

And the Number One Rejected Slogan for the new U.S. SPACE FORCE!!:

1. Of course we can trust the Russians. When have they ever not been our friends?

(I was going to include "But her e-mails...!" within the Top 10, but I'm still too angry. For now, howzabout a simple proposed goal: can we start by making America good again?)



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