Tuesday, November 10, 2026

GUITARS VS. RAYGUNS!! My TV appearance and in-store author appearance this week


This week I will be making my first-ever appearances on behalf of my 2026 book Guitars Vs. Rayguns!! Short Stories And Other White Lies and its six-story novelette digest A Band Called GUITARS VS. RAYGUNS!

The barnstormin' begins Wednesday, November 11th, on Syracuse's NewsChannel 9, where I will be a guest on the popular morning talk show Bridge Street. This will be my fourth Bridge Street appearance, following a 2014 spot with my This Is Rock 'n' Roll Radio co-host Dana Bonn and Flashcubes bassist Gary Frenay, a 2023 slot on behalf of my Ramones book, and a 2024 gig for my book The Greatest Record Ever Made! (Volume 1). This will be my first opportunity to discuss my fiction projects, and I'm so grateful to Erik Columbia and everyone at Bridge Street for this chance to pretend I'm a big shot. Bridge Street airs from 10 am to 11 am on Channel 9, and my segment will subsequently be available to view on the station's website and on their WSYR + app.

My Bridge Street spot is timed to promote my in-person author event and signing this Saturday, November 14th, at the mighty Parthenon Books at 333 South Salina Street in Syracuse. Here's what the good folks at Parthenon have to say about the event:

"Local author Carl Cafarelli (Gabba Gabba Hey!, The Greatest Record Ever Made!) returns with his debut collection of short stories, Guitars vs. Rayguns!! Populated with a foul-mouthed rock 'n' roll guitarist hijacked into space, an Old West gunslinger, a film noir gun moll who longs to be in a musical, a humorous fill-in superhero suddenly called to greatness, to name a few, this is a raucous collection of stories with the occasional juvenile sense of humor. Come see Carl read from and sign copies from this unique collection."

Well, I'm convinced! Parthenon is special to me, and I am forever in their debt (particularly to Ann Duddy, whom I suspect may be a superhero) . And I hope you can join me at Parthenon this Saturday, November 14th, at 4:00 pm. Hijinks WILL ensue! GUITARS VS. RAYGUNS!!

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My new book of short stories Guitars Vs. Rayguns!! Short Stories And Other White Lies is out now, and you can get autographed copies of the new book, its six-chapter novelette digest A Band Called GUITARS VS. RAYGUNS!, and my previous book The Greatest Record Ever Made! (Volume 1) directly from me. You can still get my previous previous book Gabba Gabba Hey! A Conversation With The Ramones from publisher Rare Bird Books, OR an autographed copy here. If you like the books, please consider leaving a rating and/or review at the usual online resources.

I compiled a various-artists tribute album called Make Something Happen! A Tribute To The Flashcubes, and it's pretty damned good; you can read about it here and order it here. 

This Is Rock 'n' Roll Radio with Dana & Carl airs Sunday nights from 9 to Midnight Eastern, on the air in Syracuse at SPARK! WSPJ 103.3 and 93.7 FM, streaming at SPARK stream and on the Radio Garden app as WESTCOTT RADIO. You can read about our history here

Sunday, November 8, 2026

This Is Rock 'n' Roll Radio # 1361

So. What's new?

I began last week a bit under the weather, gathering strength to get back, y'know, over the weather. It wasn't serious, but it was enough to set me even further behind on my projects, including two immediate interviews for my long-promised book Make Something Happen! The DIY Story Of A Power Pop Band Called THE FLASHCUBES. I hope to start catching up with that in the coming week.

Tuesday delivered a much-needed rush of hope in the form of a blue wave, signaling that maybe the republic will stand after all. And, of course, Saturday brought the Paul Armstrong memorial show at The Lost Horizon, an emotional and rewarding evening culminating in the final performance by the Flashcubes. One could rightly say it was bittersweet. But it was important for all of us there to embrace the moment as a celebration of Paul's impact, and to celebrate with as much volume as possible.

(Words fail me in trying to describe how motherlovin' epic the PA memorial show was for me. I'm still hoarse from yelling, not just in my comments from the stage between sets as Dana and I were emceeing, but also from the audience as I screeched along with nearly every song the bands played. I confess my eyes stung during the Flashcubes' performance of "Reminisce," as I came to grips with the fact that this would be the last-ever Flashcubes show. The Flashcubes have been enormously--enormously-- important to me. I may try to wrap my head around expressing my thoughts about the night at some future point, or I may concede that I just can't. Either way, I am so grateful for the experience, for the entirety of Saturday night and the glorious decades that led up to it. Thank you, Flashcubes. Thank you, Flashcubes fans. Thank you, friends.)

And now, a new week awaits. On Saturday, November 14th, I'll be making an in-person author appearance at Parthenon Books in Syracuse, poundin' the podium on behalf of my recent book Guitars Vs. Rayguns!! Short Stories And Other White Lies and its six-story digest version A Band Called GUITARS VS. RAYGUNS! I'll be there starting at 4 pm, ready to read, sign, kibbitz, and preach the Gospel of whatever the hell it is I do.

On Wednesday, November 11th, I will be promoting the Parthenon gig with a TV appearance on NewsChannel 9's popular morning talk show Bridge Street. This will be my fourth Bridge Street spot, following this one (with TIRnRR's own Dana Bonn and Flashcubes bassist Gary Frenay) in 2014, this one (hawking my Ramones book) in 2023, and this one (talking about my Greatest Record Ever Made! book) in 2024. After two nonfiction books, I look forward to speaking about stuff I just plain made up outright. Bridge Street airs from 10 am to 11 am on Syracuse's Channel 9, and the segment will be posted for viewing later that day at the station's website. And I hope some of you locals can join me at Parthenon on Saturday.

Meanwhile: RADIO SHOW! And it's a good one, too. Get thee behind me, cooties! Another week awaits. And this is what rock 'n' roll radio sounded like on another Sunday night in Syracuse this week.

This Is Rock 'n' Roll Radio with Dana & Carl airs Sunday nights from 9 to Midnight Eastern, on the air in Syracuse at SPARK! WSPJ 103.3 and 93.7 FM, streaming at SPARK stream, and on the Radio Garden app as WESTCOTT RADIO. If you miss the show, it repeats immediately from Midnight to 3 AM on Monday, Thursday from 9 AM to Noon, Friday from 5 PM to 8 PM, and finally Sunday from Noon to 3 PM before a new show takes over that evening. All times are Eastern.

You can read all about this show's long and weird history here: Boppin' The Whole Friggin' Planet (The History Of THIS IS ROCK 'N' ROLL RADIO). You can follow Carl's daily blog at Boppin' (Like The Hip Folks Do).

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Carl's new book Guitars Vs. Rayguns!! Short Stories And Other White Lies is available! Read about it here, and about its truncated six-chapter sampler A Band Called GUITARS VS. RAYGUNS! here. Autographed copies of Carl's previous book The Greatest Record Ever Made! (Volume 1) are available here, and you can still get Carl's previous previous book Gabba Gabba Hey! A Conversation With The Ramones from publisher Rare Bird Books. If you like the books, please consider leaving a rating and/or review at the usual online resources.

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Volume 2: CD or download
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Volume 4: CD or download
Waterloo Sunset--Benefit For This Is Rock 'n' Roll Radio:  CD or download
Volume 5: CD or download

TIRnRR # 1361: 11/8/2026
TIRnRR FRESH SPINS! Songs we think we ain’t played before are listed in bold

THE FOUR TOPS: Reach Out I'll Be There (Motown, The Ultimate Collection)
THE UNITED STATES OF EXISTENCE: Welcome Tomorrow, Goodbye Today (Cherry Red, VA: This Can't Be Today--American Psychedelia & The Paisley Underground 1977-1988)
THE UNITED STATES OF EXISTENCE: Less Is More (n/a, Lavender Glory Trip)
ROBERT FRIPP: You Burn Me Up I'm A Cigarette [2021 Steven Wilson mix] (Uncut, VA: Good Evening, Hippies [Frippertronics, Collaborations And Rarities])
THE KINKS: Harry Rag (Sanctuary, The Anthology 1964-1971)
THE SMALL FACES: Song Of A Baker (Snapper, The Definitive Collection)
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VEGAS WITH RANDOLPH: The One That Got Away (single)
SIMON AND GARFUNKEL: Cecilia (Columbia, Old Friends)
THE SHIRTS: Tell Me Your Plans (Think Like A Key Music, Live At Paradise 1979)
SPLIT ENZ: One Step Ahead (A & M, History Never Repeats: The Best Of Split Enz)
THE CONTOURS: Do You Love Me (Motown, The Very Best Of The Contours)
ELVIS COSTELLO AND THE ATTRACTIONS AND NINA DIAZ: No Action (Universal, Spanish Model)
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THE DOLLYROTS: Apocalyptic Romance (Wicked Cool, single)
THE PALEY BROTHERS: Baby, Let's Stick Together (Real Gone Music, The Complete Recordings)
THE RAMONES: This Business Is Killing Me (Rhino, Pleasant Dreams)
THE NERVES: Hanging On The Telephone (Alive, One Way Ticket)
DUSTY SPRINGFIELD: I Only Want To Be With You (Mercury, The Very Best Of Dusty Springfield)
BLONDIE: Sunday Girl (Chrysalis, The Platinum Collection)
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JIM BASNIGHT: Looking Into The Moonlight (single)
PAUL COLLINS: Stuck In Mobile With The Memphis Blues Again (Jem, VA: Jem Records Celebrates Bob Dylan)
DANNY THE K FEATURING LYNDA MANDOLIN: Hanging In The Car Wash (Rum Bar, single)
THE MONKEES: Pleasant Valley Sunday (Rhino, Pisces, Aquarius, Capricorn & Jones, Ltd.)
JOAN ARMATRADING: Me Myself I (A & M, Greatest Hits)
THE LITTLE GIRLS: No Time To Say Goodbye (ValleyPop, Thank Heaven For Valley Pop)
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STAR COLLECTOR: Overblown (n/a, Everything Must Go!)
THE PRETENDERS: Back On The Chain Gang (Sire, The Singles)
THE BUSBOYS: Minimum Wage (Rattlesnake Venom, Boys Are Back In Town)
R.E.M.: Pop Song 89 (Warner Brothers, Green)
GENERATION X: Ready Steady Go (Chrysalis, Perfect Hits [1975-1981])
THE HUMAN SWITCHBOARD: (Say No To) Saturday's Girl (Bar/Bone, Who's Landing In My Hangar? Anthology 1977-1984)
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ROME 56: It's A Web Of Lies (single)
THE BANGLES: The Real World (Omnivore, Ladies And Gentlemen...The Bangles!)
THE SMITHEREENS: Face The World With Pride (Sunset Blvd, The Lost Album)
CHRIS BELL: I Am The Cosmos (Rykodisc, I Am The Cosmos)
WEDNESDAY WEEK: They Say (Area 51 Recordings, Souvenirs)
BIG STAR: September Gurls (Ardent, # 1 Record/Radio City)
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The Greatest Record Ever Made!
DONNA SUMMER: I Feel Love (Casablanca, Summer: The Original Hits)
THE TROGGS: Love Is All Around (Fontana, Archeology 1966-1976)
THE FLASHCUBES FEATURING TOM KENNY: Got No Mind (Big Stir, single)
THE NAZZ: Open My Eyes (Rhino, VA: Nuggets)
MICKEY AND SYLVIA: Love Is Strange (Rainbow, Presenting Mickey & Sylvia)
THE DOORS: Hello, I Love You (Rhino, The Future Starts Here: The Essential Doors Hits)
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FADING SUNS: Dizzy (n/a, Pages From A Poison Pen)
THE MUFFS: That's For Me (Omnivore, No Holiday)
THE HIGH FREQUENCIES: Shakin' Street (Jem, single)
THE MnM'S: I'm Tired (Burger, Melts In Your Ears 1980-81)
SHOES: Only In My Sleep (Real Gone Music, 35 Years: The Definitive Shoes Collection 1977-2012)
SHADOWY MEN ON A SHADOWY PLANET: Tired Of Waking Up Tired (Yep Roc, Dim The Lights, Chill The Ham)
THE GREENBERRY WOODS: Waiting 'Round For Something To Go Wrong (Big Stir, It's All Good, Sugar)
THE JAM: But I'm Different Now (Polydor, Extras)
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COCKTAILS SLIPPERS: Back Where You Belong (Wicked Cool, Joyride)
THE COWSILLS: She Said To Me (Omnivore, Global)
DEAN LANDEW: Sayin' Goodbye To My Crazy Days (DRL, single)
THE UNDERTONES: Teenage Kicks (Rykodisc, Undertones)
HOLLY AND THE ITALIANS: Just Young (Wounded Bird, The Right To Be Italian)
TOM PETTY AND THE HEARTBREAKERS: Breakdown (MCA, Archeology: Through The Years)
THE BEATLES: In My Life (Apple, Rubber Soul)
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PALMYRA DELRAN AND THE DOPPEL GANG: Spirit In My House (Wicked Cool, single)

Tonight on THIS IS ROCK 'N' ROLL RADIO


Well! Between all the new, all the old, and all the righteous in-between, we're programmin' the livin' chicklets outta VEGAS WITH RANDOLPH, THE FOUR TOPS, THE UNITED STATES OF EXISTENCE (an old one AND a new one!), THE KINKS, THE SMALL FACES, ROME 56, THE SHIRTS, SPLIT ENZ, THE CONTOURS, ELVIS COSTELLO, JIM BASNIGHT, JOAN ARMATRADING, DUSTY SPRINGFIELD, THE MONKEES, THE RAMONES, THE DOLLYROTS, WEDNESDAY WEEK, THE LITTLE GIRLS, STAR COLLECTOR, THE BUSBOYS, THE HIGH FREQUENCIES, PAUL COLLINS, COCKTAIL SLIPPERS, THE COWSILLS, THE BANGLES, MICKEY AND SYLVIA, SHOES, THE GREENBERRY WOODS, THE SMITHEREENS, DEAN LANDEW, FADING SUNS, THE HUMAN SWITCHBOARD, DANNY THE K FEATURING LYNDA MANDOLIN, THE FLASHCUBES FEATURING TOM KENNY, TOM PETTY AND THE HEARTBREAKERS, THE NERVES, BLONDIE, THE TROGGS, PALMYRA DELRAN AND THE DOPPEL GANG, and more. Chicklets at the ready! It's time for THIS IS ROCK 'N' ROLL RADIO. Sunday night, 9 to Midnight Eastern, on the air in Syracuse at SPARK! WSPJ 103.3 and 93.7 FM, streaming via sparksyracuse.org, and as WESTCOTT RADIO on the Radio Garden app. The weekend stops HERE!

Saturday, November 7, 2026

10 SONGS: 11/7/2026

10 Songs is a weekly list of ten songs that happen to be on my mind at the moment. The lists are usually dominated by songs played on the previous Sunday night's edition of This Is Rock 'n' Roll Radio with Dana & Carl. The idea was inspired by Don Valentine of the essential blog I Don't Hear A Single

This week's edition of 10 Songs draws exclusively from the playlist for This Is Rock 'n' Roll Radio # 1360

THE FLASHCUBES WITH MIKE GENT: Reminisce

Tonight, November 7th, fans, friends, and family will come together at Syracuse's legendary home of rock 'n' roll The Lost Horizon to celebrate our appreciation of the late Paul Armstrong. It's impossible to overstate the impact that Paul and his fellow Flashcubes Gary Frenay, Arty Lenin, and Tommy Allen have had upon my life. Here are the details of this memorial show:

On Saturday, November 7th, fans and participants representing the Syracuse power pop and new wave rock 'n' roll scene that the Flashcubes ignited in the late '70s will gather at Syracuse's original home of rock 'n' roll The Lost Horizon to pay loud and heartfelt tribute to the late, great Paul Armstrong. 

In his brash capacity as a guitarist and general spark plug for the audacious energy of the Flashcubes, Paul Armstrong was a key figure in the history of Syracuse rock 'n' roll, and the impact he and his brother Flashcubes Gary Frenay, Arty Lenin, and Tommy Allen have had upon my life and work is damned near beyond measure. As we bid farewell to Paul Armstrong, you can be damned sure we're gonna put on a tribute show that would make PA proud.

And to do that, a bunch of performers who loved Paul and shared his passion for three chords and a cloud of dust will gather at the Lost for a full-volume celebration of his legacy. We'll have live sets by Amerikan Primitive, Perilous, 1.4.5. Survivors, the Johnny Thunders Orchestra, The Wax Museum host Ronnie Dark, PA's Boston buds Sal Baglio and Mike Gent, Syracuse's favorite son Tom Kenny, and the Flashcubes featuring Mark Doyle. Your emcees will be Dana and Carl, and we promise the sort of bright-lights bonanza that Paul Armstrong would have dug the most.

TICKETS ARE ON SALE NOW! It's possible there will still be tickets available at the door...but given the response so far, I would not recommend waiting. This one's for Paul Armstrong. And it's gonna be as loud as he was. YOU should join us. Got no mind? WE don't mind!

This week's edition of 10 Songs is all about Paul Armstrong, including reprises of a few past Boppin' blog entries, as well as hype I wrote on behalf of Make Something Happen!, the Flashcubes tribute album I assembled for our friends at Big Stir Records. Let's begin with a press release I wrote for the release of the Flashcubes' "Reminisce:"

The Ramones remembered rock 'n' roll radio. KISS vowed to rock and roll all night. The Bay City Rollers promised a rock 'n' roll love letter. Power Pop Hall of Famers the Flashcubes were there, and they saw it all. And now? They wanna reminisce.

From the bright lights/small city of Syracuse, NY, the Flashcubes burst onto the music scene in 1977, influenced equally by '70s punk and '60s British Invasion, pure rock 'n' roll and the shared crucible of AM Top 40 radio when AM Top 40 radio friggin' ruled. The Flashcubes burned a hole through the roof of every dingy or glitzy club they ever played. They shared the stage with everyone from the Ramones and the Runaways to the Romantics, the Jam, and Eddie and the Hot Rods. They wrote original songs (including their much-anthologized 1978 single "Christi Girl") that lived up to the flash of their inspirations, and that incandescent flash led to the 2025 various-artists compilation album Make Something Happen! A Tribute To The Flashcubes, gathering classic Flashcubes tunes as covered by the likes of Graham Parker with Mike Gent, the Verbs (featuring Megan Voss and Steve Jordan) Sorrows, Tom Kenny and the Hi-Seas, the Spongetones, the Peppermint Kicks, the Kennedys, and other stalwarts of indie rockin' pop. The Flashcubes of 2025 are the same four guys as the 1977 model: Force-of-nature drummer/producer Tommy Allen, guitarist/provocateur Paul Armstrong, bassist/pure pop visionary Gary Frenay, and guitarist/freewheelin' dreamer Arty Lenin. The Flashcubes, bless 'em, recorded three new songs for their own tribute album, because who in their right mind would even try to stop them?

"Reminisce" was written by Flashcubes guitarist Paul Armstrong, and recorded by the 'Cubes with special guest Mike Gent of the Figgs. The rock rolls like it's still 1977 at CBGB's or Max's Kansas City, and the lyrics look back in wonder at the heady buzz of the Flashcubes' blinding brilliance under the bright lights in the late '70s. The music struts and commands like a Flashcubes song oughta, and the chorus is just magnificent, jaw-dropping, a compelling incitement to raise the ol' fist and be there like you wuz there. And if you were there, "Reminisce" reminds you what it was like. Hey-ho. Let's GO. It's reminiscing time. Come on, let's rock 'n' roll with THE FLASHCUBES!

SORROWS: Radio

"Radio" was the B-side of the Flashcubes' second single "Wait Til Next Week." The song was co-written by Paul Armstrong and Gary Frenay, and although it was a live favorite at the time, it fell into disfavor within the band and was dropped from the set.

Coincidentally, within days of snaggin' my copy of "Wait Til Next Week"/"Radio" from Gary at Gildersleeves on Bowery in '79, I also picked up "Jealousy"/"She's Got It" by the Poppees. Sorrows formed out of the aftermath of the Poppees, and Sorrows' 2025 album Parting Is Such Sweet Sorrow was one of that year's best releases. 

And for Make Something Happen!, Sorrows have given us a cover of "Radio" that is nothing short of full-on freakin' phenomenal. 

Listen: You can search the four corners of the globe, and by the time you realize globes don't have corners, you'll already know what a fiercely loyal Flashcubes fan I am. Given that, consider the sheer gravity of me saying that Sorrows have accomplished the definitive version of the Flashcubes' "Radio." Pop music is my religion. Radio is one of my pulpits. With "Radio," Sorrows deliver the sermon we need.

Testify. And put your antenna to the sky.

BALLZY TOMORROW: Five Personalities

From the tribute album's acknowledgements:

"Special thanks to Robbie Rist; two years ago, when I said that someone should put together a Flashcubes tribute album, he immediately replied (and I'm paraphrasing): 'YOU do it. You know bands! And I'll be on it!' When Robbie speaks, power pop fans listen."

This power pop fan listened anyway. And as the Flashcubes tribute album moved from Wouldn't it be cool? to GO TIME!!, it was clear to me that our Robbie should use the great power and responsibility of his nom de bop Ballzy Tomorrow to do a cover of the Flashcubes' "Five Personalities."

"Five Personalities" was originally recorded by Paul Armstrong's group the Richards (as heard on This Is Rock 'n' Roll Radio, Volume 3), co-written by PA with Richards lead singer Norm Mattice and CNY guitar legend Mark Doyle. With some additional songcraft from Flashcubes bassist Gary Frenay, "Five Personalities" was subsequently recorded by the Flashcubes themselves for their 2003 album Brilliant, and that arrangement provides the basic template for Ballzy Tomorrow's Make Something Happen! entry.

And Mr. Rist runs with it. Hell, Gary Frenay recently declared Ballzy Tomorrow's (and I quote) "phenomenal" rendition of "Five Personalities to be "Best version of the song yet. So inspired!" PA chimed in with "Stellar!," and 'Cubes drummer Tommy Allen added a reverent "AWESOME!!!"

They are correct. But I expected nothing less. When Robbie Rist speaks, power pop fans listen. And when Robbie plays and sings? They listen even harder. Robbie Rist gives us an interpretation of "Five Personalities" that our friends at Big Stir describe as "majestically Queen-like whimsy." We concur!

GRAHAM PARKER AND MIKE GENT: Pathetic

Ahem.

Yeah, we got Graham Parker--GRAHAM MOTHERLOVIN' PARKER!!--to cover the Flashcubes for Make Something Happen! A Tribute To The Flashcubes. We feel taller! Credit Mike Gent of the Figgs for making this particular something happen, revamping and adapting 'Cubes guitarist Paul Armstrong's "Pathetic" into a worthy vehicle for the well-respected GP, and seeing it through to perfection.

Although it would be inaccurate to call the great Graham Parker a punk rocker, the irascible 'n' irrepressible vibe of some of his 1970s material places him (at the very least) on punk's periphery. Parker wasn't a punk...but a lot of punks loved him. This punk sure did.

As such, GP was among the first artists I ever heard within this broad not-really-a-category category of the punk-adjacent. In my senior year of high school, 1976-77, WOUR-FM in Utica, NY was playing Parker's "Hotel Chambermaid," and they were also playing Nick Lowe's "So It Goes." In the summer of '77, WOUR added the Sex Pistols' "God Save The Queen" to its parade of Hey, Carl! Dig THIS!! revelations. None of these three sounded at all like the other two. The common ground was attitude. 

The shared trait was transcendence.

Graham Parker is, of course, still at it, gloriously still at it, and still a reliable resource for Hey, Carl! Dig THIS! Consider his cover of "Pathetic" as case-closed evidence of that.

THE VERBS: I Need Glue

Meegan Voss was a veteran participant in that same vibrant late '70s Syracuse music scene sparked by the Flashcubes, and her 1978-1980 group the Poptarts shoulda been stars. Now, she and her husband Steve Jordan perform together as the Verbs. I remember Meegan from the Poptarts days, and I remember watching Steve on TV in the '80s, when he was the drummer for the house band on Late Night With David Letterman. Steve has worked with just about everybody, though one suspects his current gig as the Rolling Stones' drummer kinda pops out on the ol' résumé with extra added satisfaction.

We are so fortunate to have Meegan and Steve involved in this Flashcubes tribute project, and it's such a unique kick to hear how the Verbs have taken "I Need Glue," a very early Flashcubes punk number, and made it their freakin' own. 

I continue to be knocked out by how radically the Verbs were able to revamp, restructure, and reimagine this punk stomper while still retaining a comfy tether to the original's intent. One of my (many!) favorite tracks on Make Something Happen! A Tribute To The Flashcubes.

THE FLASHCUBES FEATURING TOM KENNY: Got No Mind

The Greatest Record Ever Made!

THE PEPPERMINT KICKS: Muscle Beach

Make Something Happen! has been a dream project for me. I've been a Flashcubes fan since my first 'Cubes show in January of 1978, and it is such a kick--a peppermint kick!-- to hear so many other incredible pop performers give us their own masterful interpretations of songs written by members of the Flashcubes.

TIRnRR stalwarts the Peppermint Kicks serve up a case in point with their blood-pumpin' rendition of "Muscle Beach." Written by Paul Armstrong, "Muscle Beach" was a fan-favorite staple of Flashcubes live shows circa 1979, and you can hear evidence of its sheer in-person power on the '79 club set preserved on the Flashcubes On Fire live album.

Our peppermint kicksters--Sal Baglio of the Amplifier Heads and Dan Kopko of the Shang Hi Los--capture that original Cubic mojo to perfection, making the song their own while retaining a line of sight with teen me 'n' my bright-lights peers swilling beer and doing the Jumping Jack upstairs at the Firebarn at the end of the '70s, the end of the century.

I do not want to be nineteen again. I would not even consider trying to surf through all that tsuris anew. But "Muscle Beach?" That's where I wanna be. Well done, you Peppermint Kicks.

1.4.5.: Are You Ready?

Yes. Yes I am.

THE MOST: Take A Chance

In between the Flashcubes and 1.4.5., Paul Armstrong's first post-'Cubes group was the Most, fronted by Paul's then-girlfriend Dian Zain. In 1979, drummer Ducky Carlisle and guitarist Zenny Caucasian (of the fantastic Syracuse group the Ohms)  joined forces with PA to record a single backing Dian Zain. That single, "Take A Chance"/"Do The Jumping Jack," was originally to be credited to Dian as a solo artist, amended to her new group the Most by the time of its release. 

There were three distinct live versions of the Most, all fronted by Dian and Paul. Their first edition of the Most included bassist Tommy O'Riley, drummer Judd Williams, and guitarist Derek Knott. When Tommy, Judd, and Derek opted to move on, the Ohms themselves--Ducky, Zenny, and bassist Keith Korvair--completed an interim Most, performing an opening set as the Ohms and then joining Dian and PA as the Most. The final versions of the Most found Dian and Paul playing with Dave Anderson and drummer Dick Hummer; when Hummer split to become Machine + Hummer, Ducky returned to the drum kit for the last days of the Most. Then Dian left, and Paul, Dave, and Duck began groovin' as 1.4.5.

The Most recorded some cool demos, which remain unreleased. They contributed a track ("Rockerfeller") to a compilation called From The City That Brought You...Absolutely Nothing. Otherwise? The Most left us just this one 45. Dian, Paul, Zenny, and Ducky. "Take A Chance" opens with PA asking that musical question:

HEY! Ya goin' to the dance tonight?I

And Dian immediately provides the only acceptable answer:

Yeah! What else is there?

What else? Indeed. What else?

THE FLASHCUBES: A Face In The Crowd

The Flashcubes were such a vibrant and exciting live rock 'n' roll band. The 'Cubes only released a mere two singles during their original late '70s run, so I needed a bootleg cassette of a 1978 Flashcubes live show at SU's Jabberwocky to see me through until a whole lot of years later. A 1979 live show at The Firebarn was recorded on multitrack, and that recording was issued in 2022 as Flashcubes On Fire. You can read my liner notes for Flashcubes On Fire here. 

It is not an exaggeration to say that Flashcubes On Fire is one of my all-time favorite live albums by anybody, perhaps only surpassed by the Ramones' It's Alive! As much as I revere the Ramones--the American Beatles, the greatest American rock 'n' roll band of all time--I have to admit there are days when Flashcubes On Fire actually is my unchallenged # 1. Captured adrenaline, a rush made real--ya can't go wrong either way.

"A Face In The Crowd" is a Paul Armstrong song included on Flashcubes On Fire. I don't believe there was ever any attempt to give the song a studio treatment. I've adored it for decades, taken by its tale of an anonymous young rock fan in the audience (a fan I'll refer to here as The Face, voiced in performance by Paul) and the capital-R Rock God he idolizes (whom we shall call The Star, the role sung in concert by Arty Lenin). I've heard that Paul himself didn't think much of the song, but I love it, and it is SO Paul Armstrong, steeped in love of the music and a burning desire to make that music.

I'm the Face baby, is that clear? I've been one of many faces in the crowd at so many shows. I wish I could participate in the act of making music. I cannot. I'm grateful that the Flashcubes experience lit sufficient fire under my tuchus to prompt me to write about music...and to just write in general. Whatever I've done, as a writer, DJ, blogger, pundit, and/or debonaire schlub-about-town, is because of the support of family and friends, and the combined influence of the Beatles, the Ramones, the Flashcubes, the Monkees, Batman, and Harlan Ellison. I don't ever get to become me without all of the above.

About fifteen years ago, a sudden fit of hubris compelled me to try creating an original bridge for "A Face In The Crowd," which ain't got no bridge. My little vanity exercise never had any real-world chance of being anything more than words on a screen...but it was mine.

"A FACE IN THE CROWD" bridge:

THE FACE AND THE STAR together: 500 million faces can't be wrong

BACKING VOCALS: (We can't be wrong)

THE FACE AND THE STAR together: When all of the faces sing along

THE STAR: But you want more

THE FACE: You think you know the score

THE STAR: Don't wanna pay your dues

THE FACE: I'm not born to lose

THE STAR: Oh you're just a face

THE FACE: You're gonna see my face

THE STAR: You wanna replace me

THE FACE: You won't erase me

THE FACE AND THE STAR together: And you can't even face me!

This face smiles. This face remembers. And this face is grateful now and forever.

The Flashcubes forever.

ENCORE!!!

THE FLASHCUBES FEATURING TOM KENNY: Got No Mind

Yeah, we played it twice. The final Flashcubes single, just in time for the last ever Flashcubes show. You can get the single here.

THE FLASHCUBES: Rawhide

Godspeed, Paul Armstrong. The next world must be louder already.

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I compiled a various-artists tribute album called Make Something Happen! A Tribute To The Flashcubes, and it's pretty damned good; you can read about it here and order it here. 

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Friday, November 6, 2026

THE GREATEST RECORD EVER MADE! The Flashcubes featuring Tom Kenny, "Got No Mind"

In memory of the late, great Paul Armstrong. The single can be ordered here. The live memorial show takes place at The Lost Horizon on Saturday, November 7th, 2026.

An infinite number of tracks can each be THE greatest record ever made, as long as they take turns. Today, this is THE GREATEST RECORD EVER MADE!

THE FLASHCUBES FEATURING TOM KENNY: Got No Mind
Written by Paul Armstrong
Produced by Tommy Allen
Single, Big Stir Records, 2026

In his song "Wicked Game," singer Chris Isaak warns that this world is only gonna break your heart. But that's just for starters, because this world is also gonna kill you. It's going to kill every last one of us. No one gets out of here alive.

Another singer-songwriter of some note observed that life is what happens when you're busy making other plans. Yet another declared there would be no future. There have also, of course, been calls to do the Twist, the Stomp, and the Mashed Potato, too, to shake your groove thing, to wave your hands in the air and wave 'em like you just don't care. One guy said the revolution would not be televised. Our shift on this planet is finite. Life is what happens. 

Making something happen is what life is.

Paul Armstrong was a singer, songwriter, and guitarist who did not particularly think of himself as a singer, a songwriter, or a guitarist. He was a fan. Like Joan Jett, he loved rock 'n' roll. Like KISS, he loved it loud. Like his heroes, he picked up his guitar and played, and he would play his guitar like a-ringin' a bell, play on, play on, play on, play on, play on. Paul Armstrong lived a life as loud as the music he loved, unafraid, unashamed, unabashed. 

Like rock 'n' roll itself, Paul Armstrong was born in the 1950s. Like the Beatles, he was born in England, though he preferred louder UK contemporaries the Dave Clark Five, the Kinks, and the Rolling Stones. He was himself a de facto member of the British Invasion, as his family relocated to Syracuse, NY just prior to Ringo, John, George, and that other Paul taking their left turn at Greenland. As young PA aged into his teens, vinyl acquisitions tried to keep up with his demand for more and more music. 

Oh, and the guitar thing. Paul figured out boys with guitars could get girls. Paul got a guitar. The equation completed itself thereafter.

By 1976 and '77, Paul was a record buyer at local emporium Gerber Music. He worked with a friend at Gerber's Shoppingtown location, a bass player named Gary Frenay; another long-time pal, a guitarist called Arty Lenin, was a frequent visitor to the store. Punk happened; Paul saw it first-hand during a visit back to England, and he told his friends Gary and Arty. Kindred spirits. They found drummer Tommy Allen--another kindred spirit--at another Gerber location. Drums. Bass. Guitars. Volume. Maybe there'll be girls, too! This was the origin of the Flashcubes.

Punk. Pop. Power pop. Rock 'n' roll. The Flashcubes combined and channeled their interests and influences, then turned 'em up and let 'em rip. Covers? Sure. British punk, American power pop, British power pop, Top 40 oldies, underground noise. Originals? Yeah, of course. You can't build something without actually, y'know, building something. Gary was already a songwriter. Arty was becoming a songwriter. Paul did the same, expressing his pugnacious POV with outrageous numbers like "Damaged Beyond Repair," "I Need Glue," and "Student Rape."

In the summer of 1978, less than a year after the Flashcubes' first live gig in September of '77, the Flashcubes released their first single, a 45 of Arty's pretty pop ballad "Christi Girl." To represent the band's other two songwriters, "Christi Girl" was backed by two harder-edged DIY basement recordings: Gary's "Guernica" and Paul's "Got No Mind." "Got No Mind" became Paul Armstrong's signature song, a Ramones-fried rant about a child prodigy who lost it all at 17, with lobotomy to follow. Got no mind? I don't mind! 

The Flashcubes' initial tenure was incandescent but brief, and over by 1980. They'd be back. Even in that short period, they shined a light so big and so bright that it energized the Syracuse music scene, and it changed my life forever. And the music that Paul, Gary, Arty, and Tommy made in subsequent years and decades, whether together or separately, continues to nudge my internal compass toward magnetic North. When the Flashcubes reconvened in the 1990s and beyond, the power of their latter-day recordings matched the sonic splendor I heard in my head at Flashcubes shows. This was a life worth living, a life worth celebrating.

Paul Armstrong succumbed to cancer in April of 2026. He was 70 years old. Like the Liverpool Parkway Bridge that refuses to yield to clueless truckers who smash into it, the world remains undefeated. This world is only going to break your heart. This world is going to kill all of us.

Eventually. But in the mean time....

Well, in the mean time, we dig in. We laugh, cry, love, dance, argue, commiserate, dream, create, and eat tacos. Life is what happens. What happens can be pretty special in its moment.

Heartbroken by the loss of their brother Paul Armstrong, the surviving members of the Flashcubes felt compelled to honor his legacy with the first-ever full studio recording of PA's signature tune. Tommy would produce. Gary and Arty would be Gary and Arty, and I'm sorry, you can't beat Gary and Arty being Gary and Arty. You can't. Local guitar legend Mark Doyle would add his majestic prowess to the proceedings, Paul's son Chris Armstrong would also bend strings on his dad's behalf, with Paul's Boston buds Sal Baglio and Mike Gent singin' along as Boston buds oughta. But who should step to the mic for lead vocals?

The Flashcubes knew that job belonged to Syracuse's favorite son, Tom Kenny.

Before finding well-earned fame and acclaim as an actor, performer, and the voice of SpongeBob SquarePants, Tom was a Syracuse kid like I was, eager to create, eager to live, and fully captivated by Syracuse's own power pop powerhouses the Flashcubes. It would be silly and inaccurate to claim that Tom owes his success to the Flashcubes. It would be insane, guano-crazy, to presume the Flashcubes experience did not help in providing Tom with an atmosphere for his own artistry to take shape and grow. Tom has never forgotten his roots. I suspect he never will.

I'm told Tom was at first reluctant to take this gig, unsure if he was the right choice to try to step into Paul Armstrong's well-worn shoes and stand in PA's defiantly battered position at the mic. Gary told him, "Tom, just plug into your eighteen-year-old punk self and think about how you would sing it then."

And that is exactly what Tom did. Time stood still. Maybe the world even retreated, just a little bit, for the two minutes and forty-three seconds needed for our man Tom Kenny to testify on Paul Armstrong's behalf, for Paul's brother Flashcubes to once again assemble one more jolt of the Syracuse noise they invented. Take that, ya mean old world!

It is not a Pyrrhic victory. Because we already know this world is going to take everything we have, burn it, steal it, or throw it away. It will leave us for dead, and it will move on. We can't win that battle, at least not in the long run. 

But man, the short run belongs to us. We have art. We have music. We have cookies! We have each other, in this moment, in our time. As each cherished bit of our lives fades, we retain the memories. 

Those memories, my friends, are immortal. We can beat the world by holding them dear, and by others keeping those memories alive even after we've surrendered our time in this temporary realm. Immortal. Immortal. 

Immortal and loud. I don't mind.

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My new book of short stories Guitars Vs. Rayguns!! Short Stories And Other White Lies is out now, and you can get autographed copies of the new book, its six-chapter novelette digest A Band Called GUITARS VS. RAYGUNS!, and my previous book The Greatest Record Ever Made! (Volume 1) directly from me. You can still get my previous previous book Gabba Gabba Hey! A Conversation With The Ramones from publisher Rare Bird Books, OR an autographed copy here. If you like the books, please consider leaving a rating and/or review at the usual online resources.

I compiled a various-artists tribute album called Make Something Happen! A Tribute To The Flashcubes, and it's pretty damned good; you can read about it here and order it here. 

This Is Rock 'n' Roll Radio with Dana & Carl airs Sunday nights from 9 to Midnight Eastern, on the air in Syracuse at SPARK! WSPJ 103.3 and 93.7 FM, streaming at SPARK stream and on the Radio Garden app as WESTCOTT RADIO. You can read about our history here

Thursday, November 5, 2026

VACATION...deferred (An open letter from July)

I'm recovering from a brief bout of under-the-weather. Actually, I'm pretty much recovered, but I have a lot of work that will require a period of catching-up with which I'm not quite ready to catch up. Almost there, though! Meanwhile, it puts me in mind of this piece I wrote in late July, which makes its public debut here:

At the retail job that actually helps to pay my bills (as opposed to the writing and radio gigs that do nothing of the sort), circumstances have prompted me to postpone a scheduled vacation. I wasn't planning to travel anywhere--no trains nor boats nor planes, nor even any out-of-local-area motorvatin' in my intrepid Ford Escape--but I wanted to have flexibility to see family members that are visiting this week. My sister and much of her family will be in town for about a week, my brother and much of his family will be here for the weekend, and a slew of cousins and kin will likewise be making their merry ways into this gathering. I don't often get to see my siblings or cousins, and I was looking forward to this opportunity.

I will see most of them, and I'll probably see almost all of them. But the "vacation" part of the plan is no longer a part of the plan. We're shorthanded at work, and a co-worker's legit need to take time off while recovering from surgery has to take precedence over what I'd had in mind. I am, in fact, working six days a week, a new schedule in place for me before, during, and after this week's...um, vacation.

It's important to note that I was not asked to do this; I volunteered, because it seemed necessary, and my co-workers would have done the same if the situation were reversed. And it's not even a hardship, considering the store closes at 5:00 during the week, is only open from 11 to 4 on Saturday, and is closed on Sunday. I'm only working a few hours on Wednesday (my regular day off), and I'm taking one actual day off because I have some other responsibilities to manage on that day. The co-worker will return to work later in August. The union will stand.

That said, my ability (or at least my willingness) to keep up with all of this is ebbing as I age. The ritual sapping of my energy is not why I so drastically reduced my blog's frequency, and it's actually just a coincidence that this week we're running an encore presentation of a previous episode of This Is Rock 'n' Roll Radio. But I'm nearing the end of my status as a full-time retail guy. I'll be going part-time in January, and I hope that will grant me a little more time and a little more energy, more opportunities to write, travel, and enjoy some of the good things one finds in between the grains of the hourglass's cascading sands.

For the moment: work. And play. And family. Hands held and spirits aiming high. That works for me.

If you like what you see here on Boppin' (Like The Hip Folks Do), please consider a visit to CC's Tip Jar. You can also become a Boppin' booster on my Patreon page.  

My new book of short stories Guitars Vs. Rayguns!! Short Stories And Other White Lies is out now, and you can get autographed copies of the new book, its six-chapter novelette digest A Band Called GUITARS VS. RAYGUNS!, and my previous book The Greatest Record Ever Made! (Volume 1) directly from me. You can still get my previous previous book Gabba Gabba Hey! A Conversation With The Ramones from publisher Rare Bird Books, OR an autographed copy here. If you like the books, please consider leaving a rating and/or review at the usual online resources.

I compiled a various-artists tribute album called Make Something Happen! A Tribute To The Flashcubes, and it's pretty damned good; you can read about it here and order it here. 

This Is Rock 'n' Roll Radio with Dana & Carl airs Sunday nights from 9 to Midnight Eastern, on the air in Syracuse at SPARK! WSPJ 103.3 and 93.7 FM, streaming at SPARK stream and on the Radio Garden app as WESTCOTT RADIO. You can read about our history here