Friday, January 24, 2025

10 SONGS: 1/24/2025

10 Songs is a weekly list of ten songs that happen to be on my mind at the moment. The lists are usually dominated by songs played on the previous Sunday night's edition of This Is Rock 'n' Roll Radio with Dana & Carl. The idea was inspired by Don Valentine of the essential blog I Don't Hear A Single.

This week's edition of 10 Songs draws exclusively from the playlist for This Is Rock 'n' Roll Radio # 1269

BOB DYLAN: I Want You

I'm not a Bob Dylan fan to the extent that many of my peers are Bob Dylan fans. I respect him, and sometimes I even like him, but I don't listen to his work with any discernible frequency. My Dylan spin count would uptick slightly if we include his time as a Traveling Wilbury. Otherwise, it's a relative rarity for me to play a record by Bashful Bobby Dylan.

(That's my Marvel Comics name for the Bard of Hibbing, Minnesota: Bashful Bobby Dylan. Surely Stan Lee would approve.)

Don't let any of the above mislead you into thinking I don't appreciate Dylan's talent and (especially!) his impact. In my book The Greatest Record Ever Made! (Volume 1), I devote a chapter to "Like A Rolling Stone," my favorite Dylan track:

"...Bob Dylan bulldozed the boundaries of what a pop song could be. He wasn't the first;
the folk tradition contains a rich history of social commentary, and Billie Holiday's 1939
rendition of the anti-lynching lament 'Strange Fruit' was as daring and incendiary as
any song ever released. But Dylan's ambitious lyrical rap and proto-punk arrogance
steamrolled the fences and rewrote the freakin' map. Like Chuck Berry and Elvis
Presley bringing R & B to white kids, Dylan brought a raised expectation of what pop
lyrics could or should be...

"...As a teenager in the '70s, I became a Dylan fan, though I claimed to be more
serious about it than I ever really was. I was supposed to like Dylan. The quest for
Dylanesque authenticity also led me to Arlo Guthrie, Woody Guthrie, and Phil Ochs,
though in each case I responded more viscerally to the innate pop appeal of specific
songs, all the while claiming I was connecting with the deep meaning of works of
substance. Or the deep substance of works of meaning. Or hoping to sleep with a folkie
chick.

"The onset of punk dealt a crippling blow to my interest in Dylan, and seeing a Dylan
concert in 1978 put that interest in its grave. I don't know what I was expecting, but I
didn't expect Bashful Bob to hit the stage wearing pants adorned with lightning bolts on
the legs. I resisted any urge to yell JUDAS! Coupled with Dylan's lackluster performance (exacerbated by my nosebleed seats), this wardrobe choice was off-putting. Yeah, even though it was less than two years after I saw KISS, the same year I saw the Ramones, the Runaways, the Kinks, the Flashcubes, and Elvis Costello and the Attractions. And Herman's Hermits. I wasn't opposed to a little pizazz, and I was eager for excitement. But it felt wrong--jarringly wrong--at a Bob Dylan show. Doesn't matter if that's unfair. How does it feel? It feels like I'd rather be at another Ramones show...."

With all that said, the Dylan biopic A Complete Unknown prompted Dana to dip into the Zimmerman library on two consecutive weeks, and Dana's picks (Blonde On Blonde cuts "Most Likely You Go Your Way [And I'll Go Mine]" last week, "I Want You" this week) sounded absolutely aces on the playlist. I finally saw the film on Sunday, and it was fascinating, with flawless performances and a compelling narrative. I've been singing Dylan songs to myself ever since.

In the '70s, my sister Denise had a Dylan poster, and my brother Rob had some Dylan LPs (Greatest Hits, Self Portrait, possibly Blonde On Blonde) that I borrowed and played in my teen years. Dylan was on Top 40 AM radio with "Lay Lady Lay" and "Knockin' On Heaven's Door." I didn't own any Dylan until I much later acquired a beat-up used copy of Greatest Hits. 

I still have that. Maybe it's due for another spin.

THE NON-PROPHETS: Alibi

The Non-Prophets' CBO (Chief Boppin' Officer) Allan Kaplon was thrilled to hear us describe "Alibi" as "their current hit single." We calls 'em as we sees 'em, my friend, and "Alibi" looks and sounds like a hit to us. It will return to TIRnRR on Sunday. That's what hit singles do.

JIM BASNIGHT: Gotta Get Straight

A new single from Jim Basnight? We play those! Always! We're fans. And like us, Jim is himself a fan of rockin ' pop music, his deep interest in all things a-thumpin' and a-janglin' informing his work as he creates more fine things that go a-thumpin' and a-janglin'. It's a process. Respect the process! Gotta get straight, man. And while we're at it, gotta get it on the radio again.

20/20: Remember The Lightning
20/20: Springtime Love Song

With the January 17th release of the fabulous new 20/20 album Back To California, it seemed a good time to program two-in-a-row from these Power Pop Hall Of Fame figures. 20/20 THEN....and 20/20 NOW!!! I...betcha we did the same thing when the album's first advance singles came out last year. 20/20 hindsight. But why re-invent the wheel? We have pop music to play!

"Yellow Pills" is considered 20/20's signature tune, but I like "Remember The Lightning" even more. Both songs inspired the titles of essential power pop publications, Jordan Oakes' well-remembered Yellow Pills (which has been preserved in book form, worth grabbing if you can track it down), and S. W. Lauden's current quarterly Remember The Lightning (and his Substack of the same name). Jordan may recall that I wasn't all that much of a fan of 20/20 initially, but lemme declare that I came around to the 20/20 vision years ago. Everybody's feeling groovy!

And I love the new album. "Springtime Love Song" is, I believe, the sixth different Back To California track to achieve TIRnRR airplay, with a seventh choice primed for a playlist berth this coming Sunday night. It may not be springtime yet, but love is in the air: 20/20 then, and 20/20 now. 

SORROWS: Out Of My Head

Speaking of long-established rockin' pop acts still serving up new releases: New York City's phenomenal pop combo Sorrows have an album called Parting Is Such Sweet Sorrow due out in the near future, with advance single "Out Of My Head" released today. Today? Hooray! 

Both the single and album are new to us, but the material was recorded during Sorrows' 1981 hey-hey-HEYday, and unheard by the public until now. On the crunching and triumphant basis of "Out Of My Head," I'd say this stuff has been worth the 44-year wait. Repeat the mantra: Any record you ain't heard is a new record. I'm very much primed to lodge this new record into my head. We'll hear the single again on our next show.

(Word via the grapevine suggests that Sorrows will be recording at least one new track this year, a cover of a song originally recorded by the Flashcubes. If so, it provides a fitting symmetry for me: My introduction to the wonderful world of Sorrows came via my purchase of the "Jealousy"/"She's Got It" 45 by Sorrows precursors the Poppees, a single I bought from Sam Goody at Smithtown Mall a day or two after seeing a Flashcubes show on Bowery in 1979. The Flashcubes are in The Power Pop Hall Of Fame; one hopes that someday Sorrows will be in as well.)

THE DENTISTS: You Make Me Say It Somehow

Here again: Any record you ain't heard is a new record. I don't recall whether or not I'd ever heard the music of the Dentists before Brett Vargo rhapsodized about the group's 1985 album Some People Are On The Pitch They Think It's All Over It Is Now on a recent episode of the Only Three Lads podcast. Brett's recommendation and accompanying song snippet were sufficient inspiration to get me to buy the album (which I downloaded because I'm--in-joke!--a newfangled fancy-pants). Jeez, this record has TIRnRR written all over it, which is a neat trick for a digital album to have something written all over it. Thanks for the tip, Mr. Brett! We'll play another track from this long-titled album on our next show.

THE SMITHEREENS: Face The World With Pride

The Greatest Record Ever Made!

THE CYNZ: You Would Not Miss Me

Notwithstanding the considerable TIRnRR airplay accrued by the Cynz in 2024--they were our # 5 most-played artist, and two of their songs ("Just A Boy" and "Woman Child") were among our most-played tracks--I don't think I fully appreciated the sheer overall oomph of their 2024 album Little Miss Lost until it was kinda late in the game. That happens sometimes; we get caught up in individual tracks and lose sight of their magnificent brethren and sistren. We've recently started to pick up and play a few of the Little Miss Lost gems we missed before, including (fittingly) this fine number "You Would Not Miss Me." Little Miss Lost was definitely one of 2024's best albums, and we look forward to a new Cynz album due some time this year.

We will take great care not to miss that one.

SAM AND DAVE: Soul Man

It felt imperative to pay at least some tribute to the late, great Sam Moore this week. Sam and Dave--Moore with the late Dave Prater--were powerhouses of 1960s Stax Records soul, and I wish I could claim I was aware of them before the Blue Brothers covered "Soul Man" in the '70s. But I got there eventually. We played Sam and Dave's lesser-known hit "Said I Wasn't Gonna Tell Nobody" in our opening set, and circled back to the original classic "Soul Man" near the show's end. From my book The Greatest Record Ever Made! (Volume 1):

"...The song itself is an extended boast. But it's a boast backed up by its collective prowess. Responding to Sam and Dave's command Play it, Steve!, Steve Cropper's guitar work cuts and advances like an agile offensive line, its easygoing sway belying the force and efficiency of its piledriving advance. The Memphis Horns add bounce to spare. Resistance is futile.

"And, above it all, our soul men Sam Moore and Dave Prater testify.

"Isaac Hayes, who co-wrote 'Soul Man' with David Porter, said the song was inspired by the aftermath of a race riot in Detroit in 1967. An expression of defiant pride during troubled times, 'Soul Man' still resonates now as it did then, as an indomitable declaration of will and confidence. Close your eyes, right now, and let your mind conjure Cropper's distinctive guitar lick; you may suddenly feel more sure of yourself than you did just a moment before. 

"Most of are neither Sam nor Dave. I know I'm not. Hell, I'm not even Jake or Elwood. Nonetheless, as we listen to this great soul duo reign o'er the musical majesty the Stax studiomen have provided them, their determination...well, it doesn't quite become ours, but we feel it. It's 1967, and all points forward. Faith. Certainty. Walls are gonna fall, change is gonna come. Comin' to ya, on a dusty road. It ain't braggin' if you can do it. They're not called soul men for nothing."

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Thursday, January 23, 2025

TV EYE


Above image by Tyrone Biljan, courtesy of 13thdimension.com

In 2021, I posted a list of TV series that I've seen in their entirety, every episode. This is another update of that list, still missing a number of shows my memory can't retrieve, but adding some recent completions.

I like TV shows. This is an attempt to list every TV series I've ever watched in its entirety, from Season 1 Episode 1 through the blowout finale. It includes mini-series, broadcast series, cable series, and streaming series without discrimination. And it includes some series I saw piecemeal, as long as I'm sure I saw all of the episodes in whatever sequence I got to them. Some I saw on first run, others I watched after the fact. It is a woefully incomplete list--because, y'know, memory--but it's a start. I may come back here to add more series as I remember them.


The Adventures Of Superman
Angel
Arrow
Batman
Being Erica
Bionic Woman [2007 series]
Birds Of Prey
Black Lightning
The Bob Newhart Show
Bosom Buddies
The Bronx Is Burning
Buffy The Vampire Slayer
Bunheads
The Crazy Ones


Daisy Jones & The Six
Daredevil
The Defenders [Marvel Comics series]
The Dick Van Dyke Show
Echo
Ellery Queen
The Event
The Falcon And The Winter Soldier
Firefly


Firefly Lane
The Flash [1990-1991 series]
The Flash [2014-2023 series]
Flashforward [2009-2010 series]
Freaks And Geeks
Friends
Get Back
Gilligan's Island
Gilmore Girls
Glee
Go On

The Good Place, quite possibly my all-time favorite TV series (other than Jeopardy!)

The Good Place
Gotham
Gotham Knights
The Green Hornet
Hawkeye
Heroes
High Fidelity
Inhumans
Iron Fist
Jessica Jones
Krypton
Loki
Luke Cage
M*A*S*H
Mad Men
Marvel's Agent Carter


The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
The Mary Tyler Moore Show
The Middle Man
The Monkees
Moon Knight
Mrs. America
Ms. Marvel


The Munsters
The Newsroom
No Ordinary Family
Pan Am
Pistol
Police Squad!
Powerless
Pushing Daisies
Quantum Leap [1989-1993 series]
Quantum Leap [2022-2024 series]
Quarry
The Queen's Gambit
Reaper
Ringer
Schmigadoon!
Secret Invasion
She-Hulk: Attorney At Law
Sherlock
Smallville
Smash
Square Pegs
St. Elsewhere
Star Trek


Stargirl
*The Steven Banks Show
Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip
Supergirl
Superman And Lois
This Is Us


Timeless
Unorthodox
V [2009-2011 series]
Veronica Mars
The Village
WandaVision
We'll Get By
The West Wing
The Wonder Years [1988-1993 series]
The Wonder Years [2021-2023 series]
Younger
Zoey's Extraordinary Playlist


If I forgot any series you think I must have seen from start to finish, I welcome attempts to jog my stubborn memory.

There is one series cited with an asterisk: The 1994 PBS comedy series The Steven Banks Show. I saw all of the broadcast episodes, but there were additional episodes completed but never aired. Haven't seen those, so...asterisk. (Some previous versions of this list also asterisked NBC's 2017 DC Comics sitcom Powerless, but I have now seen all of its episodes, including the three that were never broadcast. I also found the series' unaired original pilot on YouTube; the pilot was very different from the later pilot and series, and I wish the show had followed its original direction.) 


This list arbitrarily excludes animated shows, only because I didn't want to rack my brain to identify which cartoon series qualified; the cartoon list would include things like The Flintstones, Batman: The Animated Series (and the subsequent related Superman and Justice League series that were part of that B:TAS universe), and Avatar: The Last Airbender. Among live-action shows, Arrested Development and Twin Peaks would have been listed on the basis of their original network TV runs, but both have since been revived, and I haven't seen any of the latter-day episodes. (On the other hand, I have seen the continuations of Gilmore Girls and Veronica Mars, and approve of both.)


Nobody Wants This is a current series that will probably make this list some day, giving actress Kristin Bell one righteous three-fer; I have not yet begun watching The Good Place co-star Ted Danson's new series A Man On The Inside, but I'm looking forward to it. I'm presuming Marvel/Disney + limited series Loki and Echo will not be returning; I'm treating the forthcoming Daredevil: Born Again series as a sequel to the Netflix Marvel shows, but counting it separately. 


I own home video copies of just a handful of complete TV series. I have The Monkees on DVD and on Blu-ray, Batman on Blu-ray (and I proposed a Batman-Monkees comic-book mashup here), Shindig! on an unauthorized set of DVD-Rs (and I really need to go back and finish watching those), homemade VHS copies of The Green Hornet, and Police Squad!, and, if we count non-physical media, the 2011-2012 series Pan Am on iTunes. I may write about Pan Am some day; the timing of its original network run coincided with some emotional turmoil in my life, and the idea of jetting off to Europe seemed mighty appealing to me. The pilot episode of Pan Am would serve as part of the climax in the first chapter of a long-gestating memoir I call Spain, a piece which, frankly, I doubt I'll ever have the will to write. 


There are still a lot of older TV series that should probably be on this list. It's likely that I've seen every episode of 
Get Smart, The Beverly Hillbillies, F Troop, The Odd Couple, The Andy Griffith Show, WKRP In Cincinnati, Hec Ramsey, Switch, When Things Were Rotten, and a big ol' bunch of others, but my reasonable doubt is sufficient for me to omit them from this list. There are some other older shows--The Guns Of Will Sonnett, the 1960s Tarzan, Disney's Zorro--I'd like the opportunity to re-visit, but for now, I don't think I've seen all of those episodes.

Yet. But Zorro was been added to Disney +. I've now seen the first season, and I'm digging the second and final season. Then I'll try to track down the four subsequent one-hour specials. They're not technically part of the Zorro series, I guess...

...But I still wanna see 'em.

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My new book The Greatest Record Ever Made! (Volume 1) is now available, and you can order an autographed copy here. You can still get my previous book Gabba Gabba Hey! A Conversation With The Ramones from publisher Rare Bird Books, OR an autographed copy here. If you like the books, please consider leaving a rating and/or review at the usual online resources.

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Wednesday, January 22, 2025

THE RAMONES: Start Of The Century

This piece appeared in the Remember The Lightning Vol. 3, which was cover-dated Spring/Summer 2024 and is still available for you to purchase here.

The article was commissioned by RTL's S.W. Lauden, aka Steve Coulter. Steve lost his home in the L.A. fires, and he writes movingly about the numbing ache of that loss here.

A GoFundMe was set up to help Steve and his family rebuild their lives. That effort met its goal, but remains in place to try to help other affected families. If you're looking for a way to help, this a good option. Please give what you can.


THE RAMONES: Start Of The Century
by Carl Cafarelli

It's the end, the end of the '70s
It's the end, the end of the century

And only the Ramones could save us.

2024 marks the Ramones' 50th anniversary, five decades since that introductory 1-2-3-4!, that first whiff of Carbona, that initial beat on the brat with a baseball bat. They were misfits, outside of everything. Over the course of the ensuing half a century, the Ramones somehow become icons.

Yeah, we overuse words like "icon." But I tell ya, if we can't call the Ramones iconic, there ain't no such thing as "iconic." 

Do you remember rock 'n' roll radio? Howzabout alternative radio? Alternative radio was built upon the basement blueprint etched by Forest Hills' finest. The very idea of alternative as pop music was all but invented outright by the Ramones. As I've written elsewhere: If you doubt the pervasiveness of the Ramones’ influence on pop music, look at the top of the pops. Sure, you’ve never seen “I Wanna Be Sedated” or “Judy Is a Punk” in the Top 40 listings, but consider the differences between some of the chart-toppers of 1974 and the popular music of the end of one century and the start of another. Some things may have remained unchanged, but there’s simply no way to get from “(You’re) Having My Baby” and “I Honestly Love You” to “Smells Like Teen Spirit” and—God knows!—Green Day without at least considering the Ramones as a significant contributing factor. 

And now? It wouldn’t surprise me if you saw some random kid today, someone far too young to remember the Ramones first-hand, nonetheless sporting a Ramones T-shirt. It doesn’t even matter if such kids really know the Ramones or if they just think the damned shirt looks cool. It’s evidence of the Ramones’ assimilation into the greater pop culture. In the seventies, they were outsiders, square pegs. Today, the Ramones are the Beatles, Bob Marley, Jimi Hendrix, the Doors, AC/DC, Nirvana, Batman. The Ramones are everywhere.

It sure is a long way from the Ramones’ secret origin in 1974. What, fifty years ago? Man, it was a million years ago.

Do you have any recollection of how goddamned blah 1974 was? Rock 'n' roll, once a vital explosion of vibrance and energy, had become bloated; it had even shortened its name to something called "Rock," as if "rock 'n' roll" were too long, man, and saying it in full would distract its self-consciously progressive practitioners from their instrumental wanking. Such verbal economy stood in stark contrast to rock stars' inability to be succinct in any other regard: eight-minute songs, endless solos, double-albums, triple-albums...brevity had become a lost art in the seventies. If you went to see, say, Yes in concert circa 1974, and you left early during a keyboard solo, you may believe that same interminable solo is still going on right now.

If rock had become dull and complacent, Top 40 pop was no better, embracing an increasingly mellow, whitebread vibe devoid of passion and excitement. And things were only gonna get worse. 

In retrospect, we can see all sorts of cool things happening at the fringes, under cover, out of sight, out of mind. At the time, it felt like all the oomph in the world was smothered, a crib death perpetrated by the laid-back and the shallow. Welcome back, my friends, to a show that never ends.

Until:

HEY!WE'RETHERAMONES!THISONE'SCALLED"ROCKAWAY BEACH!"

According to On The Road With The Ramones by Monte A. Melnick and Frank Meyer, the Ramones played their first-ever gig (at NYC's Performance Studio) on March 30th, 1974. They were a trio at first--Johnny on guitar, Dee Dee on bass and lead vocals, Joey on drums, their legal surnames surrendered to group identity--but expanded to a fully fab four when Tommy became their drummer and Joey found a microphone tall enough for him at the front spot. New York's phenomenal pop combo. The American Beatles. Meet the Ramones.

The 3/30/74 show was for friends. The Ramones debuted at CBGB's a few months later, August 16th. And if it's fair to presume audience members had no friggin' clue what the hell they were witnessing, hindsight allows us to provide the answer:

They were witnessing history. The end of the century, decades ahead of schedule.

Forming in a straight line: The Ramones signed to Sire Records in 1976. The group's first four albums--Ramones, Leave Home, Rocket To Russia, and Road To Ruin, let slip like dogs of war in a rapid-fire span from 1976-1978--are classics. Rocket To Russia and Road To Ruin are masterpieces, AM Top 40 pop music disguised as (and filtered through) DIY punk. The LPs are stuffed with imaginary hit singles, the cartoon depravity of songs about pinheads, teenage lobotomies, murder, commandos, and sniffin' glue delivered like the sweet-n-sassy sound of an amphetamine-fueled Shangri-Las. 

It was obvious that the Ramones inspired the Sex Pistols, the Clash, and others. The Ramones were inspired by the Bay City Rollers, the Rollers' S! A! T-U-R! D-A-Y! NIGHT! spawning the Ramones' Hey-ho, let's go! The Ramones drew from the Who, Herman's Hermits, the New York Dolls, girl groups, bubblegum, and everything that was ever great about rock 'n' roll. Their allegiance and devotion to pure rockin' pop is plain...now. In the moment, though, in that 1970s milieu and malaise, it was revolutionary.

The Ramones never made a bad album, but some Ramones records weren't as great as others. Those first four LPs are nonpareil, with not even a beat missed when Tommy left and Marky joined in between Rocket To Russia and Road To Ruin. It's Alive (with Tommy) is an incredibly exciting in-concert document, and their 1979 jukebox flick Rock 'n' Roll High School is a B-movie triumph. The Phil Spector-produced End Of The Century is a mismatch that transcends most of its own flaws, and both Pleasant Dreams and Subterranean Jungle are seriously underrated.

Things got heavier as the '80s wore on. Too Tough To Die. Animal Boy. Halfway To Sanity. Brain Drain. An awful live album called Loco Live. Hey, let's amend that "Ramones never made a bad album" statement above to "Ramones never made a bad studio album." Each of these had its moments, even Loco Live. But the unique purity of the Ramones' pop felt at risk of succumbing to a bludgeoning anonymity. It did succumb occasionally...but not completely. 

Not ever completely.

And there were revolving Ramones. Marky was fired, Richie came in. Richie split, Marky came back. Dee Dee--one of the band's principal songwriters--quit, but continued to write for the Ramones. A young bass player dubbed C.J. enlisted as a brand-new brudder, ready and willing to count off to four from Day One.

In the nineties, I do think C.J. (and a switch from Sire to manager Gary Kurfirst's Radioactive label) revitalized the Ramones to some degree. I'm not saying their nineties work was on the level of "Rockaway Beach" or "I Wanna Be Sedated," but there was a renewed sense of zip. 1992's Mondo Bizarro and 1993's all-covers Acid Eaters were solid, and their farewell album, 1995's ¡Adios Amigos!, opened with a supercharged cover of Tom Waits' "I Don't Want To Grow Up" that is among the Ramones' best-ever tracks. And the title "I Don't Want To Grow Up" further served as one last blitzkrieg manifesto on behalf of the Ramones. 

Grow up...?! 

Don't wanna. Won't need to. Ain't gonna.

As a band, the Ramones did not survive into the brave new world of this newfangled 21st century they helped build. Their last show was in 1996; other than an autograph session in 1999, they never regrouped. Joey died in 2001. Dee Dee checked into that great methadone clinic in the sky in 2002, mere months after the Ramones were inducted into The Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame. Johnny passed in 2004. Tommy left us in 2014.

Our heroes are just as mortal as we are. But if the flesh is weak, the legend remains too tough to die. The HEY-HO, LET'S GO!! of the Ramones' signature tune "Blitzkrieg Bop" will echo in stadiums and movie soundtracks for as near to eternity as our finite souls can comprehend. "Sheena Is A Punk Rocker" will always be the one record that changed my life, the 45 rpm revelation that demonstrated that my love of 1960s British Invasion rock 'n' roll was destined to be joined in hot connubial bliss with the forceful approach of punk rock. Pop with power. Equal emphasis on POP and POWER. 

On a road to ruin, your mileage may vary. For me? The Ramones. Again: The American Beatles. The greatest American rock 'n' roll group of all time. This rockin' pop century would be poorer, slower, quieter, and just plain duller without the Carbona-huffing impact of the Ramones. Fifty years on, our Century of the Ramones is just getting started.

Gabba Gabba Hey? Yes. Absolutely yes.

A writer because he's not much good at anything else, CARL CAFARELLI is also the co-host (with Dana Bonn) of This Is Rock 'n' Roll Radio with Dana & Carl, Sunday nights from 9 to Midnight Eastern at sparksyracuse.org. Carl's book Gabba Gabba Hey! A Conversation With The Ramones was published by Rare Bird Books in 2023. You can follow Carl's daily blog Boppin' (Like The Hip Folks Do) at carlcafarelli.blogspot.com

My new book The Greatest Record Ever Made! (Volume 1) is now available, and you can order an autographed copy here. You can still get my previous book Gabba Gabba Hey! A Conversation With The Ramones from publisher Rare Bird Books, OR an autographed copy here. If you like the books, please consider leaving a rating and/or review at the usual online resources.

This Is Rock 'n' Roll Radio with Dana & Carl airs Sunday nights from 9 to Midnight Eastern, on the air in Syracuse at SPARK! WSPJ 103.3 and 93.7 FM, streaming at SPARK stream and on the Radio Garden app as WESTCOTT RADIO. Recent shows are archived at Westcott Radio. You can read about our history here.

This Is Rock 'n' Roll Radio with Dana & Carl airs Sunday nights from 9 to Midnight Eastern, on the air in Syracuse at SPARK! WSPJ 103.3 and 93.7 FM, streaming at SPARK stream and on the Radio Garden app as WESTCOTT RADIO. Recent shows are archived at Westcott Radio. You can read about our history here.

Tuesday, January 21, 2025

I Won't Back Down (And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going)


As America's all-time worst mistake begins his should-have-been-unthinkable second term as our odious Grifter-In-Chief, a number of my friends are detaching from social media. I don't blame them. The commandants of Amazon, Facebook, and the cesspool formerly known as Twitter are complicit in the return of Traitor Don, so--what's the phrase?--fuck them. In our collective fury as concerned and conscientious citizens, it's understandable that many of us don't want to sully ourselves with even the appearance of giving the oligarchs one motherlovin' dime.

But I am telling you I'm not going. I'm not leaving Facebook, at least not quite yet.

I have spent years building connections with old friends and making new friends on Zuckerberg's playground. There is an alternative to Twitter; I was never very active in that world, but I deleted my Echhs account last year and I may consider moving to Bluesky. I have not run across anything that approximates Facebook. I use FB for promotion (of my writing and the radio show), and also for staying in touch, networking, commiserating, trading quips and ideas, discovering new and old stuff that seems cool. I don't see a comparable avenue for that elsewhere. 

I'm sure someone will build something eventually, and I pray that enterprising someone won't be a Fascist. For now, I will remain in my place, on my soapbox. I have invested too much time and effort for me to allow a mass of red-hatted swine to evict me from my chosen space.

I'm neither opposed to nor dismissive of boycotts. I don't eat at Chik-fil-A, even though I love fried chicken sandwiches. I don't shop at Home Depot any more, and I've never been to Hobby Lobby. I try to limit my patronage of Walmart. I do use Amazon, but I buy LOCAL!! whenever possible (especially when I'm buying books). We try to strike the balance of ideals and pragmatism that works for us.

I don't have sufficient reason or inclination to quit Facebook. I block as many ads as I can (at least symbolically denying Zuck an eensy bit of revenue), I banter and chatter with pals, and I stand my ground. 

I won't back down. Join hands. Circle the wagons. No one's gonna run us off our land, man.

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This Is Rock 'n' Roll Radio with Dana & Carl airs Sunday nights from 9 to Midnight Eastern, on the air in Syracuse at SPARK! WSPJ 103.3 and 93.7 FM, streaming at SPARK stream and on the Radio Garden app as WESTCOTT RADIO. Recent shows are archived at Westcott Radio. You can read about our history here.